Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

[Worthy4England]

As long as it's a car and not a Van I'll absolutely congratulate you.

[thebish]

It was raining outside - always messes up my hair - it's come up like Braaten's affro no messing!

[Worthy4England]

Where's u mac?

[thebish]

someone drove off with it in the back of his car - I think his name was Alf.. alfa romeo I think it was...

[Gooner Girl]

As if my daughter would EVER swear like that!

[Worthy4England]

someone drove off with it in the back of his car - I think his name was Alf.. alfa romeo I think it was...

That must 'arden you up a bit in the big bad world. Someone driving off with your mac.

[thebish]

someone drove off with it in the back of his car - I think his name was Alf.. alfa romeo I think it was...

That must 'arden you up a bit in the big bad world. Someone driving off with your mac.

such loss alters your view of the world...

[Worthy4England]

someone drove off with it in the back of his car - I think his name was Alf.. alfa romeo I think it was...

That must 'arden you up a bit in the big bad world. Someone driving off with your mac.

such loss alters your view of the world...

Have a nice cup of warm milk. Thistle make you feel better.

[thebish]

someone drove off with it in the back of his car - I think his name was Alf.. alfa romeo I think it was...

That must 'arden you up a bit in the big bad world. Someone driving off with your mac.

such loss alters your view of the world...

Have a nice cup of warm milk. Thistle make you feel better.

helps the bones too.. there's one of our players who has exceptionally strong bones - Davo - his are way more ganoidal than everyone else's, I think...

[Worthy4England]

That can sometimes be a problem on balms, which are needed to keep them supple.

[thebish]

I've experimented with balms many times - often for bee stings - i remember the pain when i was only a toddler and I foolishly disturbed one of their embryonic hives... ouch!

[Worthy4England]

Yes, but to taste that nectar, a gong should be yours for even trying.

[thebish]

yeah - my hand did sting... I tried all sorts! I even held it against the cold side of an iceberg - a motley collection of balms did the trick though...

[Worthy4England]

That would have probably kept it at bay.

[thebish]

here are some drinks, I'm told, that can ease the pain of a bee sting... gin, geranium-leaf tea for example..

[Worthy4England]

here are some drinks, I'm told, that can ease the pain of a bee sting... gin, geranium-leaf tea for example..

Forgot about that. My friend Rosemary swears by it. But in truth, I think it's more the gin.

[thebish]

so do my friends Jemima and Meg - she's a right nut, Meg, that is, not Jemima...

[Worthy4England]

I heard Meg was once a bit of a seafarer, but then there was that occasion when she steered into an iceberg. A motley manoeuvre if ever there was one.

[thebish]

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep - I already did iceberg a motley!!!

[Worthy4England]

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep - I already did iceberg a motley!!!

I'd already done Alfalfa....so peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep, yersel!!!!