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MY FANTASY
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:38 pm
by plymouth wanderer
TEAM
right me and a m8 was having a think today about footy players with funny names and tried to come up with a starting a 11 and subs
this is wat we came up with there was so many so i writ them down
MANAGER ARSENE WINGER
4-3-3
SEAMAN
(SHITTU) (DICKS) (FECKS) (FANNI)
(ARS BANDEET) (KILLKENNY) (MUZZY IZZET)
(KUYT) (DICKOV) (KUNTZ)
SUBS
GROBBELAR
PRATLEY
BLIND
FRITZ FUCHS
JELLYMAN
MINGE
SAVAGE
OVERMARS
SNODGRASS
BENT
BENTDER
JOHAN DE COCK
JOHNNY MOUSTACHE
SPEED
CAN ANYONE ELSE COME UP WITH A FEW OTHERS
Re: MY FANTASY
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:45 pm
by plymouth wanderer
plymouth wanderer wrote:TEAM
right me and a m8 was having a think today about footy players with funny names and tried to come up with a starting a 11 and subs
this is wat we came up with there was so many so i writ them down
MANAGER ARSENE WINGER
4-3-3
SEAMAN
(SHITTU) (DICKS) (FECKS) (FANNI)
(ARS BANDEET) (KILLKENNY) (MUZZY IZZET)
(KUYT) (DICKOV) (KUNTZ)
SUBS
GROBBELAR
PRATLEY
BLIND
FRITZ FUCHS
JELLYMAN
MINGE
SAVAGE
OVERMARS
SNODGRASS
BENT
BENTDER
JOHAN DE COCK
JOHNNY MOUSTACHE
SPEED
CAN ANYONE ELSE COME UP WITH A FEW OTHERS
Re: MY FANTASY
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:48 pm
by martin1877coywm
nice list there lol
Re: MY FANTASY
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:55 pm
by William the White
So, pw... Did the time seem to pass slowly or quickly while you were doing this with your mate?
Re: MY FANTASY
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:05 am
by midnitefooty
How'd you miss Dong, the wonderkid from China?
Re: MY FANTASY
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:15 am
by Zulus Thousand of em
There's got to be a place for Danny Invincible.
Re: MY FANTASY
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:18 am
by CrazyHorse
Didn't Portsmouth once have a winger called Throbbin Vulva?
Re: MY FANTASY
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:16 am
by Gary the Enfield
CrazyHorse wrote:Didn't Portsmouth once have a winger called Throbbin Vulva?
A common mistake. That was the car he drove. I believe the name you're after is their star Japanese right midfielder, Ichi Fani.
Re: MY FANTASY
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:29 am
by thebish
you forgot...
Scratczh Miarse - from Bayern Munich
Fielmar Willie - from Aberdeen
Re: MY FANTASY
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:34 am
by Fresh
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Re: MY FANTASY
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 11:00 am
by Lofthouse Lower
jessica alba and connie neilsen getting it on
oh yes

Re: MY FANTASY
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:40 pm
by newcarsmell
Bernt Haas?
Wouldn't get in the side.. but usefull as a bench warmer
Re: MY FANTASY
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:35 pm
by boltonboris
newcarsmell wrote:Bernt Haas?
Wouldn't get in the side.. but usefull as a bench warmer

Re: MY FANTASY
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:29 pm
by bobo the clown
well, there was the true, Premiership, back four at Charlton about 8 years ago ;
Young ------ Fish ----- Costa ---- Fortune
Re: MY FANTASY
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:33 pm
by thebish
the batsman's Holding the bowler's Willy...
Re: MY FANTASY
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:37 pm
by Lord Kangana
I'm still speechless that he's concotted this with the help of the busiest arterial route in Sctoland.
Kind of puts Verbal's piss poor efforts with a large French airport in the shade, really.
Re: MY FANTASY
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:53 pm
by bobo the clown