Elmander signs for Galatasaray

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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by Tals-biggest-fan » Sun May 29, 2011 8:56 pm

Cya later to the useless nice person, the only good thing he did for us was that goal against Wolves, other then that he was a waste of space!
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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by Athers » Sun May 29, 2011 11:06 pm

Tals-biggest-fan wrote:Cya later to the useless tw*t, the only good thing he did for us was that goal against Wolves, other then that he was a waste of space!
Only game you attended this season was it?
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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun May 29, 2011 11:11 pm

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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by truewhite15 » Sun May 29, 2011 11:13 pm

Athers wrote:
Tals-biggest-fan wrote:Cya later to the useless tw*t, the only good thing he did for us was that goal against Wolves, other then that he was a waste of space!
Only game you attended this season was it?
I didn't feel such a daft comment was worthy of a response, but if I had, this would have been it.

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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by Lord Kangana » Sun May 29, 2011 11:15 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Thats a thousand ladies a week down Shifnal street if we're using such a loose analogy.
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To give you an analogy that you'll be able to picture, its just like Hagley Road when "some work stuff" comes up.
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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by Prufrock » Mon May 30, 2011 1:46 am

Tals-biggest-fan wrote:Cya later to the useless tw*t, the only good thing he did for us was that goal against Wolves, other then that he was a waste of space!

Why is it different to anybody else taking a better job? I bet Mr Starving African Child thinks you're a cnut for leaving Maccy D's for a management position at KFC.
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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by Tombwfc » Mon May 30, 2011 1:22 pm

It's also fairly ironic coming from someone called Tals-biggest-fan.

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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by CAPSLOCK » Mon May 30, 2011 2:44 pm

Strikes me as a bit of a simpleton so it could well be Idan Tal
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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by Armchair Wanderer » Mon May 30, 2011 3:01 pm

Elmo seemed a bit too happy in that red and yellow shirt.

In the last game against Citeh he certainly put a shift in, I remember a block on the edge of the penalty area that turned into a counter... or at least an attempt at a counter.

We'll probably find out what he really thinks a couple of months into next season (if he has a good start in Turkey).
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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by seanworth » Mon May 30, 2011 3:18 pm

I think we were the first side he never had a good first season with. After that his production always tailed off.

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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by GeraldCid » Tue May 31, 2011 6:35 pm

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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by CrazyHorse » Tue May 31, 2011 7:40 pm

With his thumbs up like that he looks like a drunken uncle dancing at a wedding.
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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by truewhite15 » Tue May 31, 2011 10:34 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
With his thumbs up like that he looks like a drunken uncle dancing at a wedding.
I'm getting deja vu...

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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by Lord Kangana » Tue May 31, 2011 11:02 pm

You think he would have remembered which by now, mind.
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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:42 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:Elmander is a far better player than Diouf.

And has worked his fooking socks off for us.

Glad the boos were drowned out by a round of applause as he left the field.
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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by Raven » Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:19 pm

'They made me an offer in November, but it were nowhere near good enough

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... z1O1gMMCIc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

A bit like most of the times he played!
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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:10 pm

Raven wrote:'They made me an offer in November, but it were nowhere near good enough

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A bit like most of the times he played!

Fair enough.

Those who liked him I guess will thank him for his time and those who booed him will feel justified for having done so.

Have to say, as a parting shot, it was pretty weak. Much like his football.

A bit............................meh.

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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by Prufrock » Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:54 pm

Maybe it wasn't actually a 'parting shot', rather a throwaway answer to a throwaway question around which the Daily Mail, that bastion of common sense, built a big ol' bullshit sensationalist HEADLINE?
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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:41 pm

Really should have read "Fires parting shot straight in to arms of Bolton's keeper then turns away for Galatasaray grinning inanely".

F*ckin Daily Mail never gets anything right.
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Re: Elmander signs for Galatasaray

Post by TKIZ! » Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:50 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Really should have read "Fires parting shot straight in to arms of Bolton's keeper then turns away for Galatasaray grinning inanely".

F*ckin Daily Mail never gets anything right.
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