I adore Balotelli
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:20 pm
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I adore Balotelli
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Re: I adore Balotelli
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:22 pm
He is ace, I think he may be even better than Diouf
Re: I adore Balotelli
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:25 pm
Can't get on the link.
Re: I adore Balotelli
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:27 pm
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Re: I adore Balotelli
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:30 pm
Thank you.
He is absolutely something else isn't he?
Re: I adore Balotelli
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:00 pm
What a prick!!!
Re: I adore Balotelli
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:24 am
he's certainly testing the patience of Mancini so a cheeky season long loan bid from OC might make sense for both parties 
Re: I adore Balotelli
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:03 am
No chance!!! that basket case is deffo a rot in the reservesSalford Trotter wrote:he's certainly testing the patience of Mancini so a cheeky season long loan bid from OC might make sense for both parties
Re: I adore Balotelli
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:14 am
A complete, 100% tit.
Re: I adore Balotelli
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:35 pm
that would be hilarious, can't wait for Super Mario and Diouf in Retreat on a Saturday night causing chaos!Salford Trotter wrote:he's certainly testing the patience of Mancini so a cheeky season long loan bid from OC might make sense for both parties
I thought the ESPN commentator was going to explode with rage!
Re: I adore Balotelli
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:03 pm
He's a knob.
Though watching the video again there is a strong argument that he thinks he's offside and pulls up.
Though watching the video again there is a strong argument that he thinks he's offside and pulls up.
Re: I adore Balotelli
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:30 pm
Mancini comes across as the volatile tit.
What Mario did is no different than someone trying (and cocking up) a bicycle kick or a first time volley
What Mario did is no different than someone trying (and cocking up) a bicycle kick or a first time volley
Re: I adore Balotelli
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:48 pm
someone certainly comes across as a tit - it might not even be Balotelli or Mancini... hmmmmm....
Re: I adore Balotelli
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:50 pm
That'd be two of us then, eh
Re: I adore Balotelli
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:59 pm
Mountain out of a mole hill.Lofthouse Lower wrote:Mancini comes across as the volatile tit.
What Mario did is no different than someone trying (and cocking up) a bicycle kick or a first time volley
Re: I adore Balotelli
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:12 pm
The Fiver knows what it's like to make people happy. Admittedly it didn't mean to walk head-first into that glass door or trip down that 100ft well, but beggars can't exactly be choosers. To see those smiles on all those faces, well, for a brief moment life was worth living. Someone needs to remind Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini what that's like. The man who once scored a divine backheeled volley for Lazio against Parma is now like the tired parent who went through a rebellious youth but now spends his time telling his teenage son to turn that infernal racket down.
Mario Balotelli didn't mean to upset everyone. He just wanted to entertain us. But clearly this sort of frippery can't be allowed to stand because football is a Serious Business. After Balotelli tried his backheel against LA Galaxy, Edin Dzeko £27m, 21 games, seven goals shook his head, well aware a Very Bad Thing had just occurred and he'd better be wearing the appropriate expression. There's a man who knows which side his bread is buttered on. On the touchline, football's Mary Whitehouse experienced a nuclear meltdown and immediately replaced Balotelli with James Milner, who can definitely be relied upon to never even try a backheel in training, let alone when the stakes are really high, like in a pre-season friendly against a Major League Soccerball side.
"In football you always need to be professional, always serious and in this moment he wasn't professional," droned Mancini, who's so humourless he probably spends his time commenting beneath internet articles on Harry Potter about how much he can't stand Harry Potter.
Re: I adore Balotelli
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:11 pm
Great article!
Re: I adore Balotelli
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:25 pm
I forget how funny the Fiver can be sometimes
Re: I adore Balotelli
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:20 pm
I don't like Harry Potter!Re: I adore Balotelli
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:58 pm
Sets fire to his own house launching fireworks out of his bathroom window.