a football club called barnsley
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just putting it out there pru...Prufrock wrote:He isn't from Bolton though...
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I think he is a Bolton fan. I just can't decide if he's actually simple, or a brilliant WUM. Some of his stuff is a surreal pastiche on the English language and football fans and some of the linguistic mistakes just seem too perfect.
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lived in horwich till i was eight, do not intend to be a WUM so must be metally retarded (i am surprised that the doc hasent picked up on this and how i massivly overacheived in my GCSEs i will never know if this is the case)
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Please God, don't tell me you got a GCSE in English.
God's country! God's county!
God's town! God's team!!
How can we fail?
COME ON YOU WHITES!!
God's town! God's team!!
How can we fail?
COME ON YOU WHITES!!
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Ha .... just asked more or less the same.Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Please God, don't tell me you got a GCSE in English.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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... & Horwich is proud of you, I'm sure.bwfcdan94 wrote:lived in horwich till i was eight, do not intend to be a WUM so must be metally retarded (i am surprised that the doc hasent picked up on this and how i massivly overacheived in my GCSEs i will never know if this is the case)
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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only one in my class to get a C in english the rest failed
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I failed design and technology. Think it was cos I was metally retarded......bwfcdan94 wrote:only one in my class to get a C in english the rest failed
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So you were in the thicko class then?
*Not politically correct I know. Anything more than 2 syllables is only likely to confuse though...
*Not politically correct I know. Anything more than 2 syllables is only likely to confuse though...
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BWFC_Insane wrote:I failed design and technology. Think it was cos I was metally retarded......bwfcdan94 wrote:only one in my class to get a C in english the rest failed
Brilliant.
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ok i will tell you how it is. i am in one of the best non private schools in the country (i.e in the top 1%) i was in the 3rd group of 4 (1st being the best 4th for the retards) in english. for everything else i was in the 2nd group of 4Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:So you were in the thicko class then?
*Not politically correct I know. Anything more than 2 syllables is only likely to confuse though...
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So you're a set 2/3 kid, and you still can't use punctuation and/or grammar properly?bwfcdan94 wrote:ok i will tell you how it is. i am in one of the best non private schools in the country (i.e in the top 1%) i was in the 3rd group of 4 (1st being the best 4th for the retards) in english. for everything else i was in the 2nd group of 4Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:So you were in the thicko class then?
*Not politically correct I know. Anything more than 2 syllables is only likely to confuse though...
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worrying i agree yet somehow we have over 95% of students getting 5 A* - Cs i guess the exams are just far to easytruewhite15 wrote:So you're a set 2/3 kid, and you still can't use punctuation and/or grammar properly?bwfcdan94 wrote:ok i will tell you how it is. i am in one of the best non private schools in the country (i.e in the top 1%) i was in the 3rd group of 4 (1st being the best 4th for the retards) in english. for everything else i was in the 2nd group of 4Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:So you were in the thicko class then?
*Not politically correct I know. Anything more than 2 syllables is only likely to confuse though...
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.
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Then why don't you learn of your own accord?bwfcdan94 wrote:Worryingly I agree yet somehow we have over 95% of students getting 5 A* - Cs. I guess the exams are just far too easy.truewhite15 wrote:So you're a set 2/3 kid, and you still can't use punctuation and/or grammar properly?bwfcdan94 wrote:ok i will tell you how it is. i am in one of the best non private schools in the country (i.e in the top 1%) i was in the 3rd group of 4 (1st being the best 4th for the retards) in english. for everything else i was in the 2nd group of 4Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:So you were in the thicko class then?
*Not politically correct I know. Anything more than 2 syllables is only likely to confuse though...
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+1truewhite15 wrote:
Then why don't you learn of your own accord?
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Big fan of Deaf Leopard were you...?bwfcdan94 wrote:lived in horwich till i was eight, do not intend to be a WUM so must be metally retarded (i am surprised that the doc hasent picked up on this and how i massivly overacheived in my GCSEs i will never know if this is the case)
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WUM WUM WUM.
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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Thought this for ages.....think there's another one too.Prufrock wrote:WUM WUM WUM.
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Annoyed Grunt wrote:Thought about this for ages.....think there's another one too.Prufrock wrote:WUM WUM WUM.
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Erm. No. Grunt's sentence was sound without your embellishment.bwfcdan94 wrote:Annoyed Grunt wrote:Thought about this for ages.....think there's another one too.Prufrock wrote:WUM WUM WUM.
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