a football club called barnsley

[jaffka]

He isn't from Bolton though...

just putting it out there pru...

[Prufrock]

I think he is a Bolton fan. I just can't decide if he's actually simple, or a brilliant WUM. Some of his stuff is a surreal pastiche on the English language and football fans and some of the linguistic mistakes just seem too perfect.

[bwfcdan94]

lived in horwich till i was eight, do not intend to be a WUM so must be metally retarded (i am surprised that the doc hasent picked up on this and how i massivly overacheived in my GCSEs i will never know if this is the case)

[Zulus Thousand of em]

Please God, don't tell me you got a GCSE in English.

[bobo the clown]

Please God, don't tell me you got a GCSE in English.

Ha .... just asked more or less the same.

[bobo the clown]

lived in horwich till i was eight, do not intend to be a WUM so must be metally retarded (i am surprised that the doc hasent picked up on this and how i massivly overacheived in my GCSEs i will never know if this is the case)

... & Horwich is proud of you, I'm sure.

[bwfcdan94]

only one in my class to get a C in english the rest failed

[BWFC_Insane]

only one in my class to get a C in english the rest failed

I failed design and technology. Think it was cos I was metally retarded......

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

So you were in the thicko class then?

*Not politically correct I know. Anything more than 2 syllables is only likely to confuse though...

[89bwfc89]

only one in my class to get a C in english the rest failed

I failed design and technology. Think it was cos I was metally retarded......

Brilliant.

[bwfcdan94]

So you were in the thicko class then?

*Not politically correct I know. Anything more than 2 syllables is only likely to confuse though...

ok i will tell you how it is. i am in one of the best non private schools in the country (i.e in the top 1%) i was in the 3rd group of 4 (1st being the best 4th for the retards) in english. for everything else i was in the 2nd group of 4

[truewhite15]

So you were in the thicko class then?

*Not politically correct I know. Anything more than 2 syllables is only likely to confuse though...

ok i will tell you how it is. i am in one of the best non private schools in the country (i.e in the top 1%) i was in the 3rd group of 4 (1st being the best 4th for the retards) in english. for everything else i was in the 2nd group of 4

So you're a set 2/3 kid, and you still can't use punctuation and/or grammar properly?

[bwfcdan94]

So you were in the thicko class then?

*Not politically correct I know. Anything more than 2 syllables is only likely to confuse though...

ok i will tell you how it is. i am in one of the best non private schools in the country (i.e in the top 1%) i was in the 3rd group of 4 (1st being the best 4th for the retards) in english. for everything else i was in the 2nd group of 4

So you're a set 2/3 kid, and you still can't use punctuation and/or grammar properly?

worrying i agree yet somehow we have over 95% of students getting 5 A* - Cs i guess the exams are just far to easy

[truewhite15]

So you were in the thicko class then?

*Not politically correct I know. Anything more than 2 syllables is only likely to confuse though...

ok i will tell you how it is. i am in one of the best non private schools in the country (i.e in the top 1%) i was in the 3rd group of 4 (1st being the best 4th for the retards) in english. for everything else i was in the 2nd group of 4

So you're a set 2/3 kid, and you still can't use punctuation and/or grammar properly?

Worryingly I agree yet somehow we have over 95% of students getting 5 A* - Cs. I guess the exams are just far too easy.

Then why don't you learn of your own accord?

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Then why don't you learn of your own accord?

+1

[ohjimmyjimmy]

lived in horwich till i was eight, do not intend to be a WUM so must be metally retarded (i am surprised that the doc hasent picked up on this and how i massivly overacheived in my GCSEs i will never know if this is the case)

Big fan of Deaf Leopard were you...?

[Prufrock]

WUM WUM WUM.

[Annoyed Grunt]

WUM WUM WUM.

Thought this for ages.....think there's another one too.

[bwfcdan94]

WUM WUM WUM.

Thought about this for ages.....think there's another one too.

[truewhite15]

WUM WUM WUM.

Thought about this for ages.....think there's another one too.

Erm. No. Grunt's sentence was sound without your embellishment.