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Anyone heard of a full BELIEVABLE reason as to why he's "upset"?

Is he upset?

Any one arsed?

yeah hes upset and rumours flying that its at madrid and wants to leave or something but other things saying that its cos he lost ballond'or xD

Rumours it's either Carvalho being touted around anywhere in need of a defender other than us, or Coentrao getting stick off Madrid fans (imagine a world where you think he isn't good enough for your team! We should swap 'em, give them back Marcos).

Are you a belieber?

is he still fat ?

He looked pretty bitter at the Ballon d'Or ceremony.

Oh I thought this was about the real Ronaldo.....Shame.

Looking to leave & Citeh are interested. Wants £300k a week, plus add ons.

bobo the clown wrote:Looking to leave & Citeh are interested. Wants £300k a week, plus add ons.

He may be FIRST CLASS CNUT but if I had a football team and the cash he'd be one of the first on my list.

Its because he's getting pissy because Barca make sure Messi is the central figure to help him win Ballon d'Or and then at Madrid they just don't give a shit.

Just to go off on a tangent for a second.

I was at swimming with my son yesterday when another parent came into the changing room calling, "Cristiano, Cristiano are you in here?".

I was nearly sick. What half wit parents call their son Cristiano in Bolton?

malcd1 wrote:Just to go off on a tangent for a second.

I was at swimming with my son yesterday when another parent came into the changing room calling, "Cristiano, Cristiano are you in here?".

I was nearly sick. What half wit parents call their son Cristiano in Bolton?

I was on a council estate a few years ago when some angry looking bint came out of her house shouting "Canoe, Canoe, get in here now" and this little herbert dragging his feet went wandering over. This was in the early 90s when Keanu 'Canoe' Reeves was enjoying a period of success. Poor kid - he'll be in his 20s now

I know both those stories are tragic, but they are also piss funny!

So says Lionel Prufrock.

Wandering Willy wrote:So says Lionel Prufrock.

They call me Leo.

Harry Genshaw wrote:

malcd1 wrote:Just to go off on a tangent for a second.

I was at swimming with my son yesterday when another parent came into the changing room calling, "Cristiano, Cristiano are you in here?".

I was nearly sick. What half wit parents call their son Cristiano in Bolton?

I was on a council estate a few years ago when some angry looking bint came out of her house shouting "Canoe, Canoe, get in here now" and this little herbert dragging his feet went wandering over. This was in the early 90s when Keanu 'Canoe' Reeves was enjoying a period of success. Poor kid - he'll be in his 20s now

Old enough to have murdered his mother then !!

Heard in Farnworth Asda a while ago.
"Levi, put that down now!. Leeeeviiiieeee, are you listening to me?"

TANGODANCER wrote:Heard in Farnworth Asda a while ago.
"Levi, put that down now!. Leeeeviiiieeee, are you listening to me?"

Trying to get his reggae reggae sauce no doubt.