Worst tackle ever ??
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Worst tackle ever ??
I was searching google for something & came upon this.
Maybe the worst tackle of all time .... & matched by the worst referee decision in the past 6 centuries.
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Amazing .... & I think he played for Horwich for a while.
Anyone recall any worse one ?
Maybe the worst tackle of all time .... & matched by the worst referee decision in the past 6 centuries.
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Amazing .... & I think he played for Horwich for a while.
Anyone recall any worse one ?
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...Kevin Muscat
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Check out rat face.
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Roy Keane - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_st29mlQwU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Harold Schumacher - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3byTNRoxujo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Although I would not agree with it I think this one is generally considered the worst ever. (at least he did Maradona)
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that should be in the greatest tackle everbwfcdan94 wrote:Although I would not agree with it I think this one is generally considered the worst ever. (at least he did Maradona)
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I can't Youtube 'dirty tackle' at work but I think you'll go a long way to beat Angry Grunt's nomination of Schumacker v Batiston.
Not only does he actually nearly kill him I think the way he does a sort of cowardly, backwards, chicken walk away from the ref just adds insult to injury.
What about the one Vinnie Jones got sent off for after about 4 seconds?
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Tell you something considering I only got a 'U' in German (hey kids, these were the days when you could FAIL things! How about that?) I can still remember loads of German words and could still put together an 'Ello 'Ello worthy bit of sprachen sie deutsch.
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Oh aye, bad tackles. Schumi...yes.
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Not only does he actually nearly kill him I think the way he does a sort of cowardly, backwards, chicken walk away from the ref just adds insult to injury.
What about the one Vinnie Jones got sent off for after about 4 seconds?
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Is I think how the popular song goes.
Tell you something considering I only got a 'U' in German (hey kids, these were the days when you could FAIL things! How about that?) I can still remember loads of German words and could still put together an 'Ello 'Ello worthy bit of sprachen sie deutsch.
The other week I was reprising my famous Rolf Harris impression for some German tourists and managed to cobble together a passable translation of Waltzting Matilda.
Turns out it's a German song originally.
What the hell was I on about?
Oh aye, bad tackles. Schumi...yes.
Any Ev'nin, Any day,
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Wondered why I couldn't find the Schumacher one - thought it was Oliver Khan...Certainly up there with the best.Annoyed Grunt wrote:Roy Keane - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_st29mlQwU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Harold Schumacher - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3byTNRoxujo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Nigel De Jong on Xabi Alonso was pretty up there too.
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Christ that Cantona one was a shocker. This was the worst one I could remember
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Now THAT is 'two footed' and 'Jumping in' !!Dr Hotdog wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F2tfeRX7sw
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Y'see, THAT's funny.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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May not be the worst tackle ever but still pretty bad. Not even a yellow card according to the ref.
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Missed it earlier.......pretty bad one.....should've been a red.....malcd1 wrote:May not be the worst tackle ever but still pretty bad. Not even a yellow card according to the ref.
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This tackle brings this thread (and the players career) to an abrupt end. This wins (? ) hands down.
Don't watch this if you're squeamish. With the sound off, it's bad enough. With the sound on, you get the full effect. You have been warned.
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Ouch.......Always hopeful wrote:This tackle brings this thread (and the players career) to an abrupt end. This wins (? ) hands down.
Don't watch this if you're squeamish. With the sound off, it's bad enough. With the sound on, you get the full effect. You have been warned.
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Mind you, if circumstances had been slightly different, this could've been worse. Cantona could have broken this bloke's femur.
I really can't see why Leeds thought him as being a risky signing.
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I really can't see why Leeds thought him as being a risky signing.
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That one was further up the thread AH.Always hopeful wrote:Mind you, if circumstances had been slightly different, this could've been worse. Cantona could have broken this bloke's femur.
I really can't see why Leeds thought him as being a risky signing.
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The other one from Eastern Europe (?) made me gasp -jeeesus
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