Whaddya mean it's not a record?

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Whaddya mean it's not a record?

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:58 am

79-0 and not a record!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23240104

Plateau United Feeders and Police Machine FC accused of corruption instead.
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Re: Whaddya mean it's not a record?

Post by mrkint » Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:01 am

I'm sorry but Chris Morris came up with those team names, didn't he.

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:05 am

mrkint wrote:I'm sorry but Chris Morris came up with those team names, didn't he.
They have some classic football club names in Nigeria, it's gotta be said...

Bukola Babes
Ocean Boys
Shooting Stars
Mighty Jets FC
Ranchers Bees FC
Wikki Tourists
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Post by LeverEnd » Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:17 pm

mrkint wrote:I'm sorry but Chris Morris came up with those team names, didn't he.
Get them drug tested. I reckon they've been shooting up on ClarkyCat.
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Re: Whaddya mean it's not a record?

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:50 pm

I think he protesteth too much…
Bubayaro owner Shuaibu-Gara Ahmed Gombe…said he had ordered the team not to play the match but he was ignored by team officials.
"As soon as I heard the result, I disbanded the team,"
He added: "I have written a petition to the police to investigate this shame and arrest anyone found to be involved."

Yeh. Right oh.

more here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23253562
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Re: Whaddya mean it's not a record?

Post by boltonboris » Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:54 pm

There was some game in Madagascar in the early 2000's where the team won 130 odd-nil!
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:57 pm

boltonboris wrote:There was some game in Madagascar in the early 2000's where the team won 130 odd-nil!
Were they playing against lemurs?
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Post by plymouth wanderer » Thu Jul 11, 2013 3:09 pm

boltonboris wrote:There was some game in Madagascar in the early 2000's where the team won 130 odd-nil!

:shock:

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Re: Whaddya mean it's not a record?

Post by boltonboris » Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:17 am

They must literally have been kicking it from the centre spot into the back of the net one after another with no keeper in net..

Going back to Nigeria, I saw a results table from the league last year. There was only something like 2 away wins all season and about 6 away goals scored.. In the 2 games where the away teams won, there were riots.

They basically let the home team win, to make sure they don't get murdered. It's an absolute disgrace
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Post by wigan white » Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:28 am

boltonboris wrote: There was only something like 2 away wins all season and about 6 away goals scored.. In the 2 games where the away teams won, there were riots.

They basically let the home team win, to make sure they don't get murdered. It's an absolute disgrace
Sounds a bit like playing Sunday League in Skelmersdale :hang:
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Post by jmjhb » Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:01 pm

boltonboris wrote:They must literally have been kicking it from the centre spot into the back of the net one after another with no keeper in net..

Going back to Nigeria, I saw a results table from the league last year. There was only something like 2 away wins all season and about 6 away goals scored.. In the 2 games where the away teams won, there were riots.

They basically let the home team win, to make sure they don't get murdered. It's an absolute disgrace
http://www.goal.com/en-ng/results-stand ... le?ICID=OP" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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