It's about time somebody started this thread!

There ARE other teams(we'd have no-one to play otherwise) and here's where all-comers can discuss the wider world of football......

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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by bobo the clown » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:06 pm

Stretford fans are protesting at the rising cost of watching football making it, they say, prohibitively expensive. Apparently some pubs have put up the price of a pint by as much as 10p !!
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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by jaffka » Fri Feb 21, 2014 11:23 pm

Rooney 300k a week :shock:

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Post by bwfcdan94 » Fri Feb 21, 2014 11:52 pm

He will earn more by in a week then I will have down by the time I am 50. Life is bonkers.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by jaffka » Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:06 am

bwfcdan94 wrote:He will earn more by in a week then I will have down by the time I am 50. Life is bonkers.
he still doesn't have any class though dan :wink:

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sat Feb 22, 2014 8:35 am

He's still a granny shagger.....

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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by bwfcdan94 » Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:13 am

jaffka wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:He will earn more by in a week then I will have down by the time I am 50. Life is bonkers.
he still doesn't have any class though dan :wink:
And your saying I do?
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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:52 pm

Harry Redknapp>David Moyes. More trophies, better football.
I would take Redknapp here certainly, that's how bad things have got. Players like and respect him.


The above copied from a thread on Red Cafe. It's just been posted. The forum is in meltdown.

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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by Worthy4England » Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:56 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Harry Redknapp>David Moyes. More trophies, better football.
I would take Redknapp here certainly, that's how bad things have got. Players like and respect him.


The above copied from a thread on Red Cafe. It's just been posted. The forum is in meltdown.

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Yeah, I spotted that one too. Along with "We should promote Warren Joyce" :lol:

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Post by jaffka » Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:59 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Harry Redknapp>David Moyes. More trophies, better football.
I would take Redknapp here certainly, that's how bad things have got. Players like and respect him.


The above copied from a thread on Red Cafe. It's just been posted. The forum is in meltdown.

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Yeah, I spotted that one too. Along with "We should promote Warren Joyce" :lol:
His lad, who plays for Accrington is a Bolton fan. ITK.

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:51 am

David Moyes has promised Manchester United fans that they will be in a major European competition next year. Even if he has to write the song himself.
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Post by Athers » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:29 am

Apparently if they end up in the Europa League next season (easily may not), their compulsory purchase ticket scheme will kick in for all those shite games. If you didn't know it's a scheme where ST holders simply have the money taken off their credit card for European and FA Cup games.
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:58 am

The current Stretford squad has large numbers of players who don't fit their normal standard. OK, almost everyone would be a certain pick for many teams but ...

De Gea (GK) .... has anyone ever been convinced ? He's no Schmeichel or van de Saar.
Rafael .... I mean, c'mon.
Evra .... obnoxious tw@t, but been vg. Nearing the end though I guess.
Jones .... Britain's ugliest footballer. Never come near to fulfilling his proclaimed ability.
Ferdinand ... see Evra.
Evans (spit) ... I can barely look at his name. Nowhere near good enough
Anderson ... see Raphael.
Rooney ... clearly a good player, but so hit & miss.
Giggs .... superb over 2 decades. But that the problem.
Smalling .... if they are relying on him they may as well give up.
Vidic ... age, injury and motivation all now weighing in.
Carrick ... never quite as good as his advert, but yes, decent player. Can't carry them all though.
Nani .... I'm getting the word, ....... "tosser".
Young ...... I now really am getting the word "tosser". Seems that now he's outed as a diver his threat is vastly reduced.
Welbeck ... had he not played for this lot exactly how many England caps would he have ?
van Persie ... OK, I admit it ... good player.
Cleverley ... even Streford fans don't rate him !!
Januzaj ... seems a given that he's God's gift. But he's not really, is he !?
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:01 am

bobo the clown wrote:The current Stretford squad has large numbers of players who don't fit their normal standard. OK, almost everyone would be a certain pick for many teams but ...

De Gea (GK) .... has anyone ever been convinced ? He's no Schmeichel or van de Saar
Rafael .... I mean, c'mon.
Evra .... obnoxious tw@t, but been vg. Nearing the end though I guess
Jones .... Britain's ugliest footballer. Never come near to fulfilling his proclaimed ability.
Ferdinand ... see Evra
Evans (spit). I can barely look at his name. Nowhere near good enough
Anderson ... see Raphael
Rooney ... clearly a good layer, but so hit & miss
Giggs .... superb over 2 decades. But that the problem.
Smalling .... if they are relying on him they may as well give up.
Vidic ... age, injury and motivatuion all now weighing in.
Carrick ... never quite as good as his advert, but yes, decent player. Can't carry them all though.
Nani .... I'm getting the word, ....... "tosser".
Young ...... I now really am getting the word "tosser". Seems that now he's outed as a diver his threat is vastly reduced.
Welbeck ... had he not played for this lot exactly how many England caps would he have ?
v. Persie ... OK, I admit it ... good player
Cleverley ... even Streford fans don't rate him !!
Januzaj ... seems a given that he's God's gift. But he's not really, is he !?
De Gea is a very decent keeper, with the odd mistake in him. But he's certainly good enough IMO.

Januzaj has an awful lot of talent.

Van Persie is top class.

The rest is pretty much bob on IMO. Rooney is unplayable when in form but as you say he has ups and downs.

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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:15 am

I think De Gea's fecking dreadful. As per Bobo, compare him to a couple of his predecessors.

Anyway

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Post by KeyserSoze » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:34 am

bobo the clown wrote:The current Stretford squad has large numbers of players who don't fit their normal standard. OK, almost everyone would be a certain pick for many teams but ...

De Gea (GK) .... has anyone ever been convinced ? He's no Schmeichel or van de Saar.
Rafael .... I mean, c'mon.
Evra .... obnoxious tw@t, but been vg. Nearing the end though I guess.
Jones .... Britain's ugliest footballer. Never come near to fulfilling his proclaimed ability.
Ferdinand ... see Evra.
Evans (spit) ... I can barely look at his name. Nowhere near good enough
Anderson ... see Raphael.
Rooney ... clearly a good player, but so hit & miss.
Giggs .... superb over 2 decades. But that the problem.
Smalling .... if they are relying on him they may as well give up.
Vidic ... age, injury and motivation all now weighing in.
Carrick ... never quite as good as his advert, but yes, decent player. Can't carry them all though.
Nani .... I'm getting the word, ....... "tosser".
Young ...... I now really am getting the word "tosser". Seems that now he's outed as a diver his threat is vastly reduced.
Welbeck ... had he not played for this lot exactly how many England caps would he have ?
van Persie ... OK, I admit it ... good player.
Cleverley ... even Streford fans don't rate him !!
Januzaj ... seems a given that he's God's gift. But he's not really, is he !?
And Sir Alex won the league with that lot. Minus Mata!
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Re: It's about time somebody started this thread!

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:38 am

Mata is a good player but he can't turn this lot around on his own.

Oh & I just realised .... I forgot to mention Fellaini !! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:42 am

Image And Wilfred. Don't forget Wilfred. No money wasted there, oh no. :lol:
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:47 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:I think De Gea's fecking dreadful. As per Bobo, compare him to a couple of his predecessors.
He's no Schmeichel but he's also no Massimo Taibi either....

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