It's about time somebody started this thread!

[Burnden Paddock]

How very cringeworthy!

[Worthy4England]

Hahahaha.

[boltonboris]

Love they way they had to put "United" on there, so he knew he didn't have to go back to fvckin' Madeira!!

Bellends

[thebish]

[boltonboris]

There's so many of those fake quotes circling now.. The Gary Neville "Dick like a button mushroom" one was funny though

[Vertigo]

“Real Madrid offered me a year and a half deal,” said Keane. “Everton, on my doorstep, wanted me to go to them.

“I met their manager, David Moyes, and I was impressed by what he said. Bolton – also on my doorstep; I met Sam Allardyce too. But I went to Celtic.”

Keane added: “Why didn’t I go to Everton? I would have regretted not going to Celtic, and I couldn’t go to both.

“But Everton would have been good. I spoke to Phil Neville, who’d moved there earlier in the season.

“I knew that there were good fitness people there who could have helped me.

“I liked David Moyes, their manager. The chairman, Bill Kenwright, was very good with Michael in the negotiations. They offered me a lot more than Celtic were paying me.

“But I think I might have found it hard playing for another English team. Which is stupid, I suppose, because it’s business.

“Everton might have given me another lease of life. I might have had two or three more years there.

“The system they played would have suited me. I would have been a proper sitting midfielder.

“(But) It doesn’t keep me awake at night.”



Imagine he had put on a whites shirt?

[bobo the clown]

This book and other stuff as he is 'marketting' it suggest to me that Keane is certifiable mad. He's always had a temper, we know that, but .... & this is 'written" (approved) by him. Seriously he's round the twist.

[Hoboh]

This book and other stuff as he is 'marketting' it suggest to me that Keane is certifiable mad. He's always had a temper, we know that, but .... & this is 'written" (approved) by him. Seriously he's round the twist.

I'd say he's more of a sulky git tbh

[boltonboris]

Just a miserable person.

[Worthy4England]

Drinking Holts' does that to people.

[Bruce Rioja]

Drinking Holts' does that to people.

Well, if you are what you drink then Keane's clearly a bitter man!

[Worthy4England]

Drinking Holts' does that to people.

Well, if you are what you drink then Keane's clearly a bitter man!

That's what he used to sup in the Ape n Apple... So yeah, I think so.

[Hoboh]

Drinking Holts' does that to people.

Well, if you are what you drink then Keane's clearly a bitter man!

That's what he used to sup in the Ape n Apple... So yeah, I think so.

I suppose you drink German lager then

[Worthy4England]

Drinking Holts' does that to people.

Well, if you are what you drink then Keane's clearly a bitter man!

That's what he used to sup in the Ape n Apple... So yeah, I think so.

I suppose you drink German lager then

In Holts' pubs I'm more likely to drink the bitter.

I've been to the Oktoberfest 6 times...

[Hoboh]

Drinking Holts' does that to people.

Well, if you are what you drink then Keane's clearly a bitter man!

That's what he used to sup in the Ape n Apple... So yeah, I think so.

I suppose you drink German lager then

In Holts' pubs I'm more likely to drink the bitter.

I've been to the Oktoberfest 6 times...

Guilty as charged! (tbh I'd go if I could travel)

[jaffka]

Guiness

[Prufrock]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news ... -equaliser" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[KeyserSoze]

Looks like van gaal went all rafa in the press conference today. Passing some dossiers around after Allardyce's comments




Best gif ever - the press officer's face

http://www.gfycat.com/CommonMagnificent ... singhounds" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[TANGODANCER]

How very cringeworthy!

Remember all the hype about Tevez going to City? That love affair didn't last too long.

[Gary the Enfield]

Looks like van gaal went all rafa in the press conference today. Passing some dossiers around after Allardyce's comments




Best gif ever - the press officer's face

http://www.gfycat.com/CommonMagnificent ... singhounds" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Brilliant.