It's about time somebody started this thread!

There ARE other teams(we'd have no-one to play otherwise) and here's where all-comers can discuss the wider world of football......

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sun Feb 14, 2016 3:12 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Sam did them again.

This is getting critical now. The more VdG loses the more likely they are to bin him. I'm entirely satisfied with his performance to date & would prefer him to stay.

PLUS the thought of that preening Portuguese cocktail replacing him & constantly being on our screens is unbearable. Not to mention the TV turning up outside Satan's Nest interviewing various Irishmen, Norwegians and people from Norwich who'll tell us he's the new savior.
It's inevitable now I'd say. UTD fans hate Van Gaal. He'd probably have to win FA Cup and Europa League to earn a stay of execution now, even those two might not be enough.

I like Mourinho but if he goes there I hope he loses every game. Sadly I think he's what they need. Though how long will the deluded UTD fans put up with him for?

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Post by Worthy4England » Sun Feb 14, 2016 3:24 pm

Look we can at least have a bit of fun reminding them all what an absolute cnut they generally described him as, whilst he's been at other teams....

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Post by Il Pirate » Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:29 am

:lol: Lost again last night. This time to Euro giants FC Mightytittyland. To be fair to Van Gaal, the pitch was on the small side, Mightytittyland hadn't played a game for two months, and worst of all, they set up like Sunderland! It doesn't suit their style of play apparently. It's just so Fkcin unfair!........

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Post by thebish » Mon Feb 22, 2016 9:23 pm

according to the Observer..

EVERY Man Utd FA Cup game since 2005 been picked for live TV. Run hits 50 today...
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Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Feb 26, 2016 9:38 pm

Money talks. I'm guessing its terrestrial tv's only chance to get the big viewing figures they'll bring. This of course doesn't make it right. Shows up their 'magic of the cup' shite for what it is though.
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Post by clapton is god » Sun Feb 28, 2016 3:40 pm

Ha ha! Van Gaal just did a Frannie Lee and threw himself on the ground to demonstrate to the 3rd umpire that an opponent had dived! First time I've seen him off the bench all season!

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Post by thebish » Sun Feb 28, 2016 3:46 pm

JJ Okocha's nephew has just come on for arsenal...
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Post by clapton is god » Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:02 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooO6fKhEqrs" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:53 am

If that self serving, pompous cock gets the job then I can utterly renew my vows of loathing for the tw@ts.

The fantastic prospect is that he'd continue the good work by van Gaal in removing their one worth .... that, despite everything, they DO have a history of trying to play attacking football. He was always little more than Sam with a budget. Bring it on.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Feb 29, 2016 12:55 pm

Van Gaal (with his fecking MASSIVE napper) somehow manages to find new ways by which to look even more ridiculous. Incredible.

http://arsenalist.com/f/2015-16/man-utd ... -gaal.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by thebish » Mon Feb 29, 2016 12:59 pm

I think I might have laughed if Big Sam had done that to indicate that Arsenal might be prone to a bit of diving...
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:46 am

Van Gaal is a cock. Evidence here:

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Mar 01, 2016 10:19 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Van Gaal is a cock. Evidence here:

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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Mar 11, 2016 3:02 pm



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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Mar 11, 2016 5:43 pm

^ love it! Last night they reached a new nadir - 1 shot, 0 corners, a promising striker at right back and their scummy supporters singing songs about Hillsborough.
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Tue May 17, 2016 7:50 pm

Just seen LVG interviewed pre Bournemouth. 'We can't win a champions league place realistically, but we can win 5th place, De Gea can win the golden gloves and we can win the award for the most clean sheets, best defensive organisation'

Talk about straw clutching.....

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue May 17, 2016 10:16 pm

Was really hoping that they'd win 19-1 :)
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed May 18, 2016 9:46 am

Hearing that they are organising an open top bus parade round Manchester to celebrate jointly winning the trophy for "best defensive organisation" with Spurs.

Utd fans are already lining the street in their thousands but the parade isn't till tomorrow.

Excitement is already spilling over so I hear......

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Post by CrazyHorse » Sat May 21, 2016 9:28 pm

Classy as ever.
United are to name Mourinho as their new manager like five minutes after winning the FA cup.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36351371" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by LeverEnd » Sat May 21, 2016 10:04 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Classy as ever.
United are to name Mourinho as their new manager like five minutes after winning the FA cup.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36351371" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Utter wankers.
Let's hope it all goes tits up. Not sure whether I despise the club or manager more.
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