The REAL reason Alex Ferguson left Man Urinals

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The REAL reason Alex Ferguson left Man Urinals

Post by sjsref » Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:29 am

It looks like Ferguson was sacked for doing naughty things! Not surprising they kept this quiet.

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Re: The REAL reason Alex Ferguson left Man Urinals

Post by Prufrock » Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:11 pm

Well, I shan't be clicking that link.
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Re: The REAL reason Alex Ferguson left Man Urinals

Post by bwfcdan94 » Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:21 pm

Its safe, just not very accurate.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Re: The REAL reason Alex Ferguson left Man Urinals

Post by thebish » Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:30 pm

it's not supposed to be accurate - it's supposed to be spoof - and it sucks bad....

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Re: The REAL reason Alex Ferguson left Man Urinals

Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:36 pm

That said, if anyone feels like adding any tales/photos about their own daily skid, feel free.
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Re: The REAL reason Alex Ferguson left Man Urinals

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:44 pm

I've had one, but nowt to do with Man Utd. And yes, that 'article' is abyssmal... about as funny as wiping one's arse with barbed wire. Ho ho ho.
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Re: The REAL reason Alex Ferguson left Man Urinals

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:51 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I've had one, but nowt to do with Man Utd. And yes, that 'article' is abyssmal... about as funny as wiping one's arse with barbed wire. Ho ho ho.
I'll give it a miss then.....

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Re: The REAL reason Alex Ferguson left Man Urinals

Post by BWFC_Insane » Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:07 am

thebish wrote:it's not supposed to be accurate - it's supposed to be spoof - and it sucks bad....
Thought it was just me who found it totally unfunny......

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Re: The REAL reason Alex Ferguson left Man Urinals

Post by LeverEnd » Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:52 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:
thebish wrote:it's not supposed to be accurate - it's supposed to be spoof - and it sucks bad....
Thought it was just me who found it totally unfunny......
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Re: The REAL reason Alex Ferguson left Man Urinals

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jan 10, 2014 10:02 am

I couldn't resist a sneak peep. Dear me. I got about halfway down. Is someone really hawking that around football forums as being an example of their wit? Really?
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Re: The REAL reason Alex Ferguson left Man Urinals

Post by jaffka » Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:42 pm

I had a look and read the first paragraph before closing the window down. Utter crap.

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Re: The REAL reason Alex Ferguson left Man Urinals

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Fri Jan 10, 2014 2:01 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I've had one, but nowt to do with Man Utd. And yes, that 'article' is abyssmal... about as funny as wiping one's arse with barbed wire. Ho ho ho.
I'll give it a miss then.....
Curiosity got the better of me........... :hang:

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Re: The REAL reason Alex Ferguson left Man Urinals

Post by thebish » Fri Jan 10, 2014 2:04 pm

it's a lesson in how not to imitate The Onion!

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Re: The REAL reason Alex Ferguson left Man Urinals

Post by Prufrock » Fri Jan 10, 2014 2:50 pm

I hope he comes back door feedback :lol:
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Re: The REAL reason Alex Ferguson left Man Urinals

Post by Worthy4England » Fri Jan 10, 2014 3:41 pm

Oh dear.

It might appeal to fans of the Count maybe.... :-)

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Re: The REAL reason Alex Ferguson left Man Urinals

Post by thebish » Fri Jan 10, 2014 3:46 pm

Worthy4England wrote:Oh dear.

It might appeal to fans of the Count maybe.... :-)
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Re: The REAL reason Alex Ferguson left Man Urinals

Post by seanworth » Fri Jan 10, 2014 7:52 pm

Had no interest in reading the article until all you miserable louts started ripping into it. Lesson learned unfortunately.

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