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Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deductions

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 10:50 am
by sjsref
I know our thoughts are far from the Premier League right now, but the league table looks more interesting when points are deducted for red and yellow cards.

See it here:
http://thedailyskid.com/2014/01/20/prem ... penalties/

David Moyes, manager of mid-table Manchester United, was not happy with the plan, “This is giving the referees even more control of the football match, as if they haven’t been against me all season already. I know everyone loves us so there isn’t a person in this country who won’t agree with that statement. Please, don’t give the refs more power than they already have.”

Re: Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deducti

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:17 am
by jaffka
The other article you posted wasn't funny either.

Re: Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deducti

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:37 am
by sjsref
How is it even meant to be funny that Crystal Palace go up seven places, for example? It's meant to be interesting. There's no need to tell us every time you come across something that isn't funny.

Re: Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deducti

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:37 am
by jaffka
If you want to post stuff be prepared for the criticism.

Re: Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deducti

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:24 pm
by sjsref
I am, and I answered it! I notice you aren't and didn't.

Re: Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deducti

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:43 pm
by jaffka
sjsref wrote:I am, and I answered it! I notice you aren't and didn't.
I haven't posted any links :conf:

Needless to say you seem abit touchy about the complete pile of w**k that you think is hilarious. I don't, I think its sh*t :laugh:

Re: Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deducti

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:49 pm
by bobo the clown
It really is shite though !!

Maybe you're too sophisticated for us lot.

Re: Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deducti

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:00 pm
by Lost Leopard Spot
I presume that you [sjsref] are aware that the 'article' in question is a skit, a satire?
Which begs the question as to why you aren't presenting it as such. Presumably because it isn't very funny. I don't even think the really strange ones amongst us (you know who you are, Clappers :wink: ) would raise a titter on its bedraggled behalf.
Which brings us to why then you think it 'interesting': surely it could only be interesting if it showed us something interesting or displayed an interesting fact, or made us aware of some interesting consequence that follows from this particular mind game?
The fact is it's as uninteresting as it's unfunny. Arguably it's more uninteresting than it's unfunny.

Re: Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deducti

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:31 pm
by sjsref
You're right, I'm not presenting it as satirical. Or as fact. I said "the league table looks more interesting when points are deducted for red and yellow cards". I don't see the point in any "No it isn't" posts! I didn't realise I'd found a forum for people who all agree about everything.

The best comment though is the one that implies a person who hasn't posted a link can't be criticised! I find that interesting too, but obviously I'm wrong.

I'll be posting more links. This is fascinating.

Re: Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deducti

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:36 pm
by Abdoulaye's Twin
sjsref wrote: I said "the league table looks more interesting when points are deducted for red and yellow cards". I don't see the point in any "No it isn't" posts! I didn't realise I'd found a forum for people who all agree about everything.
That is the point. They are disagreeing with you :doh:

Re: Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deducti

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:36 pm
by CrazyHorse
sjsref wrote: I didn't realise I'd found a forum for people who all agree about everything.
:lol:

Re: Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deducti

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:37 pm
by jaffka
What are you going for? Third time lucky that it might be amusing.

Your stuff is crap, the site you link to is crap. Post as much as you want, mods permitting but if I think it's crap I will let you know.

Re: Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deducti

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:38 pm
by Lost Leopard Spot
sjsref wrote:You're right, I'm not presenting it as satirical. Or as fact. I said "the league table looks more interesting when points are deducted for red and yellow cards". I don't see the point in any "No it isn't" posts! I didn't realise I'd found a forum for people who all agree about everything.

The best comment though is the one that implies a person who hasn't posted a link can't be criticised! I find that interesting too, but obviously I'm wrong.

I'll be posting more links. This is fascinating.
And I repeat, on what basis does it look 'interesting' seeing as it is a skit and nobody is really thinking of doing it and the league table can be made oh so more interesting in other ways, for example if you replace all the current teams with teams that only play basketball for instance? :?

Re: Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deducti

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:41 pm
by boltonboris
Ha! His articles aren't great but his retorts are pretty funny! Stick around fella!

Re: Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deducti

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:50 pm
by Bruce Rioja
Is it 'Stick-the-boot-in-to-somebody' day? First the charity guy, now this fella? :conf:

Re: Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deducti

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:55 pm
by Lost Leopard Spot
Bruce Rioja wrote:Is it 'Stick-the-boot-in-to-somebody' day? First the charity guy, now this fella? :conf:
Oi, in what way is asking a question sticking the boot in? :P

Re: Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deducti

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:55 pm
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Who asked you? ;)

Re: Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deducti

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:57 pm
by Lost Leopard Spot
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Who asked you? ;)
stop sticking the boot in , you :lol:

Re: Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deducti

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 4:03 pm
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Who asked you? ;)
stop sticking the boot in , you :lol:
Foot injury prevents me booting anything right now :D

Re: Premier League to Improve Discipline with Points Deducti

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 5:12 pm
by clapton is god
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I presume that you [sjsref] are aware that the 'article' in question is a skit, a satire?
Which begs the question as to why you aren't presenting it as such. Presumably because it isn't very funny. I don't even think the really strange ones amongst us (you know who you are, Clappers :wink: ) would raise a titter on its bedraggled behalf.
Which brings us to why then you think it 'interesting': surely it could only be interesting if it showed us something interesting or displayed an interesting fact, or made us aware of some interesting consequence that follows from this particular mind game?
The fact is it's as uninteresting as it's unfunny. Arguably it's more uninteresting than it's unfunny.
Ouch! Go on, drag me in to it, I don't care. But no, I didn't find it funny.