Football Chat up lines
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boltonboris
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Football Chat up lines
There's a thing on twitter at the moment, where people are posting their best football related chat up lines.
My two favourites so far have been:
"Is your Dad called Dion? Because my penis is Dublin" and..
"Just call me Ronaldinho, because I can lob Semen from 40 yards"
Got any of your own?
My two favourites so far have been:
"Is your Dad called Dion? Because my penis is Dublin" and..
"Just call me Ronaldinho, because I can lob Semen from 40 yards"
Got any of your own?
"I've got the ball now. It's a bit worn, but I've got it"
Re: Football Chat up lines
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
Re: Football Chat up lines
boltonboris wrote:There's a thing on twitter at the moment, where people are posting their best football related chat up lines.
My two favourites so far have been:
"Is your Dad called Dion? Because my penis is Dublin" and..
"Just call me Ronaldinho, because I can lob Semen from 40 yards"
Got any of your own?
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.
Re: Football Chat up lines
Ey up love, if your goals open I will bang me balls against your posts
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