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Marlon King .... is there no end to the guy's idiocy ?

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 6:24 pm
by bobo the clown
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-27423636" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Jailed for 18 months for dangerous driving.

At first I thought he was paying for his notoriety, but as you read in he's just a tit.

King was seen weaving in and out of traffic on the dual carriageway before he undertook Martin Beck's VW Polo who he considered was driving too slowly.

The footballer then slammed his brakes on in frustration, forcing Mr Beck to perform an emergency stop. A third car crashed into the back of the Polo, forcing it into the back of King's Porsche.
The footballer drove off, only for a witness to flag him down, thinking Mr Beck had been killed.

When he returned to the scene of the crash he started to accuse Mr Beck, who had to be cut free and flown to hospital, of causing the collision.

The Jamaican international has a number of other previous convictions, including for dishonesty, drinking and driving and other motoring offences, including a prison sentence for handling a stolen car, while playing for Gillingham in 2002.

Re: Marlon King .... is there no end to the guy's idiocy ?

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 6:29 pm
by jaffka
tit

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Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 6:30 pm
by bobo the clown
jaffka wrote:tit
I'm sorry. I meant no harm !!

Re: Marlon King .... is there no end to the guy's idiocy ?

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 6:31 pm
by jaffka
bobo the clown wrote:
jaffka wrote:tit
I'm sorry. I meant no harm !!
:lol:

King is a tit.

A total tit.

A feckin mega tit.

A feckin humongous tit.

Re: Marlon King .... is there no end to the guy's idiocy ?

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 8:00 pm
by cophilie
bobo the clown wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-27423636

Jailed for 18 months for dangerous driving.

At first I thought he was paying for his notoriety, but as you read in he's just a tit.

King was seen weaving in and out of traffic on the dual carriageway before he undertook Martin Beck's VW Polo who he considered was driving too slowly.

The footballer then slammed his brakes on in frustration, forcing Mr Beck to perform an emergency stop. A third car crashed into the back of the Polo, forcing it into the back of King's Porsche.
The footballer drove off, only for a witness to flag him down, thinking Mr Beck had been killed.

When he returned to the scene of the crash he started to accuse Mr Beck, who had to be cut free and flown to hospital, of causing the collision.

The Jamaican international has a number of other previous convictions, including for dishonesty, drinking and driving and other motoring offences, including a prison sentence for handling a stolen car, while playing for Gillingham in 2002.
I did not realise that was a criminal offence!

Re: Marlon King .... is there no end to the guy's idiocy ?

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 8:20 pm
by bobo the clown
cophilie wrote:I did not realise that was a criminal offence!
Really ??

http://www.cdpp.gov.au/wp-content/uploa ... ion-07.pdf" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: Marlon King .... is there no end to the guy's idiocy ?

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:16 pm
by cophilie
bobo the clown wrote:
cophilie wrote:I did not realise that was a criminal offence!
Really ??

http://www.cdpp.gov.au/wp-content/uploa ... ion-07.pdf" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
CDPP wrote:s135.1 - General Dishonesty (Penalty: Imprisonment for 5 years)
:shock:

I may be going away for a long time...

Re: Marlon King .... is there no end to the guy's idiocy ?

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:18 pm
by thebish
i quite liked the charge they kept repeating in the news for that escaped bank robber recently:

being unlawfully at large 8)

Re: Marlon King .... is there no end to the guy's idiocy ?

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:20 pm
by cophilie
thebish wrote:i quite liked the charge they kept repeating in the news for that escaped bank robber recently:

being unlawfully at large 8)
Yeah, but at least he was honest about it!

Re: Marlon King .... is there no end to the guy's idiocy ?

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:34 pm
by LeverEnd
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Charles Langley, defending, said King admitted he had been "frustrated" with Mr Beck's driving.

"It was dangerous. He should never have done it and he accepts that and he is genuinely remorseful," Mr Langley added
Anyone who believes that is a massive tit as well.

Re: Marlon King .... is there no end to the guy's idiocy ?

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:44 pm
by Prufrock
Ha. Yeah, says remorse all over does Marlon King. He's a screw-loose and wants locking up.

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Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 8:54 am
by Hoboh
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 7:49 pm
by H. Pedersen
Now look, in fairness, WAS Mr. Beck driving too slowly?

Re: Marlon King .... is there no end to the guy's idiocy ?

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 8:22 pm
by bobo the clown
H. Pedersen wrote:Now look, in fairness, WAS Mr. Beck driving too slowly?
... AND in the outside lane while the inside was empty. You may have a point Henrik.

Re: Marlon King .... is there no end to the guy's idiocy ?

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 1:08 am
by LeverEnd
Marlon IN!