that's really, really sick!

[wigan white]

He's now gone on to say that it's not the players, but the senior people at the club, the owners, the chairman and the manager who didn't wish him Happy birthday!!!!.
He's now changed his tune as to wanting to go back to Barca for less money after Barca announced they're not interested in signing him. he now wants City to offer him a job for life at the club after he finishes playing. Think they should appoint him club tea-lady to ensure everyone gets a cake on their birthdays

It was obvious he just wanted something.

Don't think it was ever that he wanted to leave, he just wanted something, and now its come out. What he wanted was a job for life.

The old Kevin Davies number......"I thought I'd be there for ever....they told me on me birthday....." Actually quite similar for Yaya "They don't respect me, they didn't say happy birthday, please can I have a job for life?"

Is it that easy for City to do that though, as he'd get a work permit for being a player, but I'm not sure if he'd get one for any other job as he's not an EU citizen???? ( I maybe completely wrong here).

[Prufrock]

You only need to be here a minimum of five years before you can apply to stay permanently and he's been here four already. I wouldn't imagine there'll be much problem with multi-millionaire ex-footballer getting it.

That's if this job for life is even in the UK.

[Prufrock]

Memorable dates in Manchester City's Illustrious History:

1937: Division 1 Title Winners for the first time, under Wilf Wild
1956: FA Cup Winners under Les McDowall
1968: Division 1 Title Winners under Joe Mercer
1969: FA Cup Winners under Joe Mercer
1983: Yaya Toure is born
1984: Yaya Toure's 1st Birthday
1985: Yaya Toure's 2nd Birthday
1986: Yaya Toure's 3rd Birthday
1987: Yaya Toure's 4th Birthday
1988: Yaya Toure's 5th Birthday
1989: Yaya Toure's 6th Birthday
1990: Yaya Toure's 7th Birthday
1991: Yaya Toure's 8th Birthday
1992: Yaya Toure's 9th Birthday
1993: Yaya Toure's 10th Birthday
1994: Yaya Toure's 11th Birthday
1995: Yaya Toure's 12th Birthday
1996: Yaya Toure's 13th Birthday
1997: Yaya Toure's 14th Birthday
1998: Yaya Toure's 15th Birthday
1999: Yaya Toure's 16th Birthday
2000: Yaya Toure's 17th Birthday
2001: Yaya Toure's 18th Birthday
2002: Yaya Toure's 19th Birthday
2003: Yaya Toure's 20th Birthday
2004: Yaya Toure's 21st Birthday
2005: Yaya Toure's 22nd Birthday
2006: Yaya Toure's 23rd Birthday
2007: Yaya Toure's 24th Birthday
2008: Yaya Toure's 25th Birthday
2009: Yaya Toure's 26th Birthday
2010: Yaya Toure's 27th Birthday
2011: Yaya Toure's 28th Birthday; FA Cup Winners under Roberto Mancini
2012: Yaya Toure's 29th Birthday; Premier League Champions under Roberto Mancini
2013: Yaya Toure's 30th Birthday
2014: Yaya Toure's 31st Birthday; Premier League Champions under Manuel Pellegrini

[Vertigo]

^ Brilliant

[Worthy4England]

[jaffka]

that's good

shame about all this really as I have enjoyed watching him play

[Bruce Rioja]

Here you go, Toure, you mard c*nt. Have a read of this;

[thebish]

^ so - actually, died of pneumonia, then!

[Bruce Rioja]

^ so - actually, died of pneumonia, then!

Yes. There's a clue at the end.