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Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:54 am

Paddy Kenny, never a stick insect, like, has turned up for pre-season having clearly enjoyed the summer break.

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:09 pm

^^ Goalkeeper ? .... He'll fill the fckg goal

bwfcdan94 · Post by **bwfcdan94** » Mon Jun 30, 2014 6:23 pm

Michael Johnson.

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:00 pm

Andy Reid.

malcd1 · Post by **malcd1** » Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:42 pm

H. Pedersen wrote:Andy Reid.

The same Andy Reid who took the piss out of us every time he played against us?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:09 pm

Colin Todd's tricky winger, ladies and gentlemen - Mr Jamie Pollock.

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:11 pm

... and on bassoon, Neil Shipperley

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:27 pm

Landon Donovan, apparently.

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:54 pm

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:53 am

Armchair Wanderer · Post by **Armchair Wanderer** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:28 am

Puskas was 18kg overweight when he joined Real Madrid, apparently. If it's good enough for Puskas it's good enough for me! Where's them pies?

bwfcdan94 · Post by **bwfcdan94** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:30 pm

A good before and after shot of how things can change in a mere 3 years

a1 · Post by a1 » Wed Jul 02, 2014 1:27 pm

bet michael ricketts looks like a Human House now.

he were pretty close to it when he were vying for his move to tottenham

LeverEnd · Post by **LeverEnd** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:18 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Paddy Kenny, never a stick insect, like, has turned up for pre-season having clearly enjoyed the summer break.

Apparently he's been binned by Leeds but it's nothing to do with his spare tyres, rather the date of his birthday...

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/footba ... addy-Kenny

“To say this is strange is an understatement, but once he discovered the player's birthday fell on the 17th of a month then he didn't want him to be picked”

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:26 am

That club is going to be a circus this year.

Mind you .... Paddy Kenny being on £10,000pw suggests it already has been. Not helped himself over the summer by the looks of it, either

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:33 am

like my own considerable bulk - it's all muscle! errrr...

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:32 pm

Once a fat(ish) footballer, and a brilliant one at that. Now, sadly, reduced to this.

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:20 pm

Has he had a face lift ?

It's all a terrible shame, but it's been a terrible shame for years and years. This eek he's not been able to fund his rent on his £3m penthouse on Sandbanks. If he'd rented a small decent flat somewhere else it may not have been so unaffordable. Yesterday he got lifted while slumped in the garden of that place, unable to get in, clutching an empty gin bottle.

I'm sorry for him, but a lot sorrier for thousands and thousands who've had far less opportunity and had less people helping them out for a very long time.

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:24 pm

Jesus he looks awful. Sad, and I hope he can get some help, but it doesn't look good given his history.

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:01 pm

Looks like he's 75 years old.

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