Fat Footballers
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:54 am
Paddy Kenny, never a stick insect, like, has turned up for pre-season having clearly enjoyed the summer break. 
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Re: Fat Footballers
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:09 pm
^^ Goalkeeper ? .... He'll fill the fckg goal
Re: Fat Footballers
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 6:23 pm
Michael Johnson.
Re: Fat Footballers
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:00 pm
Andy Reid.
Re: Fat Footballers
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:42 pm
The same Andy Reid who took the piss out of us every time he played against us?H. Pedersen wrote:Andy Reid.
Re: Fat Footballers
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:09 pm
Colin Todd's tricky winger, ladies and gentlemen - Mr Jamie Pollock.
Re: Fat Footballers
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:11 pm
... and on bassoon, Neil Shipperley
Re: Fat Footballers
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:27 pm
Landon Donovan, apparently.
Re: Fat Footballers
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:54 pm
Re: Fat Footballers
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:53 am
Re: Fat Footballers
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:28 am
Puskas was 18kg overweight when he joined Real Madrid, apparently. If it's good enough for Puskas it's good enough for me! Where's them pies?
Re: Fat Footballers
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:30 pm
A good before and after shot of how things can change in a mere 3 years
Re: Fat Footballers
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 1:27 pm
bet michael ricketts looks like a Human House now.
he were pretty close to it when he were vying for his move to tottenham
he were pretty close to it when he were vying for his move to tottenham
Re: Fat Footballers
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:18 am
Bruce Rioja wrote:Paddy Kenny, never a stick insect, like, has turned up for pre-season having clearly enjoyed the summer break.
Apparently he's been binned by Leeds but it's nothing to do with his spare tyres, rather the date of his birthday...
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/footba ... addy-Kenny
“To say this is strange is an understatement, but once he discovered the player's birthday fell on the 17th of a month then he didn't want him to be picked”
Re: Fat Footballers
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:26 am
That club is going to be a circus this year.
Mind you .... Paddy Kenny being on £10,000pw suggests it already has been. Not helped himself over the summer by the looks of it, either
Mind you .... Paddy Kenny being on £10,000pw suggests it already has been. Not helped himself over the summer by the looks of it, either
Re: Fat Footballers
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:33 am
like my own considerable bulk - it's all muscle! errrr...
Re: Fat Footballers
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:32 pm
Once a fat(ish) footballer, and a brilliant one at that. Now, sadly, reduced to this. 
Re: Fat Footballers
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:20 pm
Has he had a face lift ?
It's all a terrible shame, but it's been a terrible shame for years and years. This eek he's not been able to fund his rent on his £3m penthouse on Sandbanks. If he'd rented a small decent flat somewhere else it may not have been so unaffordable. Yesterday he got lifted while slumped in the garden of that place, unable to get in, clutching an empty gin bottle.
I'm sorry for him, but a lot sorrier for thousands and thousands who've had far less opportunity and had less people helping them out for a very long time.
It's all a terrible shame, but it's been a terrible shame for years and years. This eek he's not been able to fund his rent on his £3m penthouse on Sandbanks. If he'd rented a small decent flat somewhere else it may not have been so unaffordable. Yesterday he got lifted while slumped in the garden of that place, unable to get in, clutching an empty gin bottle.
I'm sorry for him, but a lot sorrier for thousands and thousands who've had far less opportunity and had less people helping them out for a very long time.
Re: Fat Footballers
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:24 pm
Jesus he looks awful. Sad, and I hope he can get some help, but it doesn't look good given his history.
Re: Fat Footballers
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:01 pm
Looks like he's 75 years old.