Allardyces dream job...

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Re: Allardyces dream job...

Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:23 pm

boltonboris wrote:Would the RFU have to go through all this bollocks?
Probably, but nobody would care, cos Rugby is shit and only paid by posh boys who are already bent (in all meanings of the word) anyway.

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Re: Allardyces dream job...

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:27 pm

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boltonboris wrote:Would the RFU have to go through all this bollocks?
Probably, but nobody would care, cos Rugby is shit and only paid by posh boys who are already bent (in all meanings of the word) anyway.
Wigan? Warrington? St Helens? Salford? Hull? Bradford? Widnes? Bent boys from those type of posh parts?
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Re: Allardyces dream job...

Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:31 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Would the RFU have to go through all this bollocks?
Probably, but nobody would care, cos Rugby is shit and only paid by posh boys who are already bent (in all meanings of the word) anyway.
Wigan? Warrington? St Helens? Salford? Hull? Bradford? Widnes? Bent boys from those type of posh parts?
RFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Though, twas a joke....

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Re: Allardyces dream job...

Post by Worthy4England » Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:47 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Would the RFU have to go through all this bollocks?
Probably, but nobody would care, cos Rugby is shit and only paid by posh boys who are already bent (in all meanings of the word) anyway.
Wigan? Warrington? St Helens? Salford? Hull? Bradford? Widnes? Bent boys from those type of posh parts?
RFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Though, twas a joke....
Indeed - footballers sent off for "simulation" should be sent to a couple of Rugby training sessions (either code). Just to see how far the hooker could stick it up 'em.

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Re: Allardyces dream job...

Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:01 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Would the RFU have to go through all this bollocks?
Probably, but nobody would care, cos Rugby is shit and only paid by posh boys who are already bent (in all meanings of the word) anyway.
Wigan? Warrington? St Helens? Salford? Hull? Bradford? Widnes? Bent boys from those type of posh parts?
RFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Though, twas a joke....
Indeed - footballers sent off for "simulation" should be sent to a couple of Rugby training sessions (either code). Just to see how far the hooker could stick it up 'em.
Christ, the buggers would be diving every minute!

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Re: Allardyces dream job...

Post by boltonboris » Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:14 pm

"As a punishment, I want you to shit in this pint glass, have one 'the lads' drink it and then sexually abuse a woman"

Pretty much a standard rugger night out
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Re: Allardyces dream job...

Post by Worthy4England » Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:25 pm

boltonboris wrote:"As a punishment, I want you to shit in this pint glass, have one 'the lads' drink it and then sexually abuse a woman"

Pretty much a standard rugger night out
Adam Johnson, Graham Rix, Marlon King - need I go on...

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Re: Allardyces dream job...

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:36 pm

Anyway, Barnsley have sacked their assistant manager, Tommy Wright (not our ex spare goalie, the other one) for receiving cash to 'influence' the club's signings.
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Re: Allardyces dream job...

Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:49 pm

A right old hornet's nest is emerging here. The Book of revelations re-written.....
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Re: Allardyces dream job...

Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:50 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Anyway, Barnsley have sacked their assistant manager, Tommy Wright (not our ex spare goalie, the other one) for receiving cash to 'influence' the club's signings.
Could an assistant manager actually do that without the managers knowlege?
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Re: Allardyces dream job...

Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Sep 29, 2016 5:21 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Anyway, Barnsley have sacked their assistant manager, Tommy Wright (not our ex spare goalie, the other one) for receiving cash to 'influence' the club's signings.
Could an assistant manager actually do that without the managers knowlege?
Why not? Takes the money and recommends certain players to the manager? Manager wouldn't know he was being paid to do that would he?

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Re: Allardyces dream job...

Post by Prufrock » Thu Sep 29, 2016 5:22 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:And there are still people who will say the FA had a choice....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/201 ... l-for-sal/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Of course they had a choice. They'll answer some questions before the select committee. Oh no. That's happened because of the size of the media storm. Utterly irrelevant as to the underlying issues. Sure, it was easier to sack him, but doesn't mean they had to. They picked the easy option. Because they're cowards.
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Re: Allardyces dream job...

Post by boltonboris » Thu Sep 29, 2016 5:26 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Anyway, Barnsley have sacked their assistant manager, Tommy Wright (not our ex spare goalie, the other one) for receiving cash to 'influence' the club's signings.
Could an assistant manager actually do that without the managers knowlege?
Why not? Takes the money and recommends certain players to the manager? Manager wouldn't know he was being paid to do that would he?
The manager will know for sure and probably go halves. His shirt will be clean though.
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Re: Allardyces dream job...

Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Sep 29, 2016 5:34 pm

Prufrock wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:And there are still people who will say the FA had a choice....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/201 ... l-for-sal/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Of course they had a choice. They'll answer some questions before the select committee. Oh no. That's happened because of the size of the media storm. Utterly irrelevant as to the underlying issues. Sure, it was easier to sack him, but doesn't mean they had to. They picked the easy option. Because they're cowards.
Nah, they are a organisation that comes under public and parliamentary pressure when the shit hits the fan. They are run by shits, but doesn't take away from the fact they had very little choice. Had they stood by him the storm would be unrelenting. Also their whole push for integrity in the sport would be ridiculed to high heaven.

They had no choice in the real world.

In an imaginary one where people can pretend the FA can ignore the media, parliament and their own charter then yes, perhaps they had a choice....

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Re: Allardyces dream job...

Post by officer_dibble » Thu Sep 29, 2016 6:00 pm

Most of these 'revelations' are utter dogshit being lapped up by drones who will believe owt.

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Re: Allardyces dream job...

Post by LeverEnd » Thu Sep 29, 2016 6:04 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:And there are still people who will say the FA had a choice....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/201 ... l-for-sal/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Of course they had a choice. They'll answer some questions before the select committee. Oh no. That's happened because of the size of the media storm. Utterly irrelevant as to the underlying issues. Sure, it was easier to sack him, but doesn't mean they had to. They picked the easy option. Because they're cowards.
Nah, they are a organisation that comes under public and parliamentary pressure when the shit hits the fan. They are run by shits, but doesn't take away from the fact they had very little choice. Had they stood by him the storm would be unrelenting. Also their whole push for integrity in the sport would be ridiculed to high heaven.

They had no choice in the real world.

In an imaginary one where people can pretend the FA can ignore the media, parliament and their own charter then yes, perhaps they had a choice....
What does your quoted article say? I've reached my free articlelimit and am not paying to read it cos I'm too tight (he types, taking another sip of homebrew).

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Re: Allardyces dream job...

Post by LeverEnd » Thu Sep 29, 2016 6:04 pm

Also just read that Ralf Rangnick is being looked at to replace Big Sam. Heard the name but that's all.
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Post by LeverEnd » Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:33 pm

That Collins is a dick going on about governance and how it's taken a private group to catch SA out. Is he suggesting the FA should employ PIs or journos toentrap managers before appointing them? Classic case of politician opening mouth for a TV soundbite without thinking about it. Tit.
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Re: Allardyces dream job...

Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:46 pm

Wonder just how many of those throwing the stones are actually without sin? Ver few, I would imagine.....
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Re: Allardyces dream job...

Post by lovethesmellofnapalm » Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:17 pm

Sam Allardyce was/is a moneygrabbing cnut. If he had not managed BWFC everyone on here would be calling him as such
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