Benjamin Kizito Defirst

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Sat Apr 30, 2016 7:35 pm

This gentleman claims to be a winger for Chelsea and he wants to be my friend on Facebook. I cannot conceivably imagine why and think I will pass up the invitation. I mean Chelsea??

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Sat Apr 30, 2016 8:02 pm

Are you our unannounced manager?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Apr 30, 2016 8:48 pm

I've just had a Friends Request from a girl by the name of Michelle French. Her profile picture shows her to be as fit as feck and to have nipples like a blind cobbler's thumbs. I readily accepted.

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Sat Apr 30, 2016 9:41 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:I've just had a Friends Request from a girl by the name of Michelle French. Her profile picture shows her to be as fit as feck and to have nipples like a blind cobbler's thumbs. I readily accepted.

Oh Bruce.

You'll find those nipples aren't quite like that, close up.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Sun May 01, 2016 10:33 am

bobo the clown wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:I've just had a Friends Request from a girl by the name of Michelle French. Her profile picture shows her to be as fit as feck and to have nipples like a blind cobbler's thumbs. I readily accepted.
Oh Bruce.

You'll find those nipples aren't quite like that, close up.

Or quite possibly that (s)he's had some sort of op, and they are actually blind cobbler's thumbs.