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This gentleman claims to be a winger for Chelsea and he wants to be my friend on Facebook. I cannot conceivably imagine why and think I will pass up the invitation. I mean Chelsea??

Are you our unannounced manager?

I've just had a Friends Request from a girl by the name of Michelle French. Her profile picture shows her to be as fit as feck and to have nipples like a blind cobbler's thumbs. I readily accepted.

Bruce Rioja wrote:I've just had a Friends Request from a girl by the name of Michelle French. Her profile picture shows her to be as fit as feck and to have nipples like a blind cobbler's thumbs. I readily accepted.

Oh Bruce.

You'll find those nipples aren't quite like that, close up.

bobo the clown wrote:

Bruce Rioja wrote:I've just had a Friends Request from a girl by the name of Michelle French. Her profile picture shows her to be as fit as feck and to have nipples like a blind cobbler's thumbs. I readily accepted.

Oh Bruce.

You'll find those nipples aren't quite like that, close up.

Or quite possibly that (s)he's had some sort of op, and they are actually blind cobbler's thumbs.