West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:43 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:God, I would just love to see those bastards relegated again.
But it's not only that though is it, Zulu?! We wait with bated breath to hear who's fault it is this time. Up to now, of course, it's due to signing talented footballers!

I love the way they fill their team with Carlos Kickaball's and are still held up to be the saviours of the English game.

Oh and just look at the following quote from KUMB regarding the question "are we in a relegation battle?"

Are Bolton and Portsmouth in a title chase, or is it too early for their fans to get carried away?

Er, we're in a top six chase, and you are.....?

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:44 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:God, I would just love to see those bastards relegated again.
But it's not only that though is it, Zulu?! We wait with bated breath to hear who's fault it is this time. Up to now, of course, it's due to signing talented footballers!

and the takeover talks
and the injuries
and the speculation about Pardew quitting.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:50 pm

warthog wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:God, I would just love to see those bastards relegated again.
But it's not only that though is it, Zulu?! We wait with bated breath to hear who's fault it is this time. Up to now, of course, it's due to signing talented footballers!
and the takeover talks
and the injuries
and the speculation about Pardew quitting.

And the fact that they are Crew, dressed up as Chelsea!

Henrik's fan club · Post by **Henrik's fan club** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:03 pm

Anyone seen West Hams's latest nemesis? There's a crusade againt Children in Need being taken up on KUMB

plodder · Post by **plodder** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:06 pm

Just for today.........

big club indeed

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 10:50 am

Henrik's fan club wrote:Anyone seen West Hams's latest nemesis? There's a crusade againt Children in Need being taken up on KUMB

The bitterness and myopia, endemic amongst these cretins actually needs to be read to be believed.

Don't let a worthy cause get in the way of your bile will you, Knobber?

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=71615

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:54 pm

Just to sum up the thuggery and neandratholic tendencies of these useless pathetic cretins:

"R Soles wrote:
Bring back the days of running the home end, that would keep the stewards on their toes, f*cking knobs they wouldn't be seen for dust.

Those were the f*cking days mate.
f*ck the football,take the home end. "

This is taken from the above "general Football" board on KUMB

Absolute Idiots

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:54 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Henrik's fan club wrote:Anyone seen West Hams's latest nemesis? There's a crusade againt Children in Need being taken up on KUMB
The bitterness and myopia, endemic amongst these cretins actually needs to be read to be believed.

Don't let a worthy cause get in the way of your bile will you, Knobber?

The "no minds of our own" herd disease seems widespread amongst these, er, literate members. That anyone actually agrees with him is more disturbing than his rantings. Somebody should post these comments to his boss. Mind you, it's West Ham so why are we surprised?

Luna · Post by **Luna** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:50 am

boltonboris wrote:Just to sum up the thuggery and neandratholic tendencies of these useless pathetic cretins:

"R Soles wrote:
Bring back the days of running the home end, that would keep the stewards on their toes, f*cking knobs they wouldn't be seen for dust.

Those were the f*cking days mate.
f*ck the football,take the home end. "

This is taken from the above "general Football" board on KUMB

Absolute Idiots

Typical Hammers fan, 'We're shit at the football part, but hey, let's try and make ourselves look hard!'

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:02 pm

On KUMB some were getting suicidal at the thought of Charlton winning tonight and driving them down to 19th. Alas, it wasn't to be.

plodder · Post by **plodder** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:16 am

Found these odds

Alan Pardew 5/4 18 West Ham 8 -6 5
Stuart Pearce 6/1 12 Man City 8 -3 9
Glenn Roeder 6/1 15 Newcastle 8 -5 7
Iain Dowie 7/1 20 Charlton 8 -9 3
Gareth Southgate 11/1 13 Middlesbrough 8 -5 8
Neil Warnock 16/1 16 Sheff Utd 8 -6 6
Sam Allardyce 16/1 3 Bolton 8 5 17
Chris Coleman 16/1 10 Fulham 8 -3 12
Aidy Boothroyd 20/1 19 Watford 8 -6 4
Paul Jewell 20/1 17 Wigan 7 -4 5
Harry Redknapp 28/1 4 Portsmouth 8 9 16
Mark Hughes 33/1 9 Blackburn 8 -1 12
Jose Mourinho 50/1 2 Chelsea 8 9 19
Martin Jol 50/1 14 Tottenham 8 -5 8
Rafael Benitez 50/1 11 Liverpool 8 0 11
Alex Ferguson 50/1 1 Man Utd 8 12 19
Steve Coppell 66/1 8 Reading 8 1 13
David Moyes 66/1 7 Everton 8 5 13
Arsene Wenger 100/1 5 Arsenal 7 7 14
Martin O'Neill 100/1 6 Aston Villa 8 5 14

Lets all lead the call.........Pardew Out!!!!

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:38 am

How about a discussion on West Ham leisurewear:

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=71797

Green bomber jacket, anyone?

plodder · Post by **plodder** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:45 am

Just read on there the reaction to Mido and the Tottenham game this weekend.

Racist bastards!

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:05 pm

can we laugh at Citeh too???

or is that off topic?

Village Idiot · Post by **Village Idiot** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:57 pm

Mido just scored and that board is full of racist vile

Daxter · Post by **Daxter** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:03 pm

What a load of scum.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:21 pm

West Ham are a big club. Too big a club to go down.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:02 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:West Ham are a big club. Too big a club to go down.

I know, let's get two of the best players in the world in. That'll show em!!

Athers · Post by **Athers** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:13 pm

WHU 0-1 Palermo
WHU 0-2 Newcastle
Man City 2-0 WHU
Palermo 3-0 WHU
WHU 0-1 Reading
Portstmouth 2-0 WHU
Tottenham 1-0 WHU

My word.

Daxter · Post by **Daxter** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:15 pm

I know you shouldnt laugh at others misfortune...

But come on, Its West Ham.

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