West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by jaffka » Tue Jun 09, 2015 12:55 pm

Slaven Billic is their new manager.

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Post by boltonboris » Tue Jun 09, 2015 1:06 pm

I thought they were bang against defensive, strong armed tactics?

Or is it okay, if they wore the shirt a few times?
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Post by jaffka » Tue Jun 09, 2015 1:11 pm

I don't know but prufrock will be delighted as he has got BLACK hair.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jun 09, 2015 2:08 pm

I see that they've brainwashed Dean Ashton. He's talking about European qualification whilst playing like 70's Brazil. The fecking gobshite. :roll:
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Post by malcd1 » Tue Jun 09, 2015 3:05 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:I see that they've brainwashed Dean Ashton. He's talking about European qualification whilst playing like 70's Brazil. The fecking gobshite. :roll:
I'm not sure I would call him fecking gobshite. Deluded feck* certainly.
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Post by Prufrock » Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:55 pm

Lad I play football with is a West Ham fan so, given I've never been to Upton Park, I'm off there tomorrow night as the season kicks off in their piss-take fair-play Europe Qualifying Round 1 of 8. I'm looking forward to seeing how well Bilic has started. Hopefully it won't take him long to knock in his ideas, and tomorrow will herald the start of a wonderful season of West Ham football so next year I'll get to watch us play in the bloody Olympic stadium! Unless we get promoted, of course.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jul 01, 2015 10:24 pm

Prufrock wrote:Lad I play football with is a West Ham fan so, given I've never been to Upton Park, I'm off there tomorrow night as the season kicks off in their piss-take fair-play Europe Qualifying Round 1 of 8. I'm looking forward to seeing how well Bilic has started. Hopefully it won't take him long to knock in his ideas, and tomorrow will herald the start of a wonderful season of West Ham football so next year I'll get to watch us play in the bloody Olympic stadium! Unless we get promoted, of course.
Your second challenge is to stand up and shout "nice person it up to Carroll. fecking hell, Bilic, don't you know the West Ham way?" ;)
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Post by Prufrock » Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:09 pm

Boo, turns out he's not in charge yet.

They're playing a team who finished second in the Andorran league. Imagine not being the best team in Andorra!

Hopefully West Ham will play the kids so I can get an early look at some future World Cup winners.
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Post by Prufrock » Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:30 am

Lusitanos are the worst professional team I've ever seen. I genuinely, deadly seriously, think my Saturday league team are nearer to them than they are to West Ham.

That bubbles thing is so cringe, but they f*cking love it! Tattooed east-end bastards greeting each other "all right Terry, you caant?" "Yeah Dave, you caant I'm alri...steady on I'M FOREVER BLAAAAWING BABBLES" and then there's a load of kids' bubbles. What the f*ck is that?

And it's a shithole. And those castles on the front of the ground are tacky as feck. Looks like a Blackpool bingo club.
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Post by LeverEnd » Fri Jul 03, 2015 6:42 am

Agree with of the above me old china! Especially the castles. Absolute caaaaants!
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Post by Prufrock » Fri Jul 17, 2015 12:38 am

"But they lacked cutting edge and when one second-half move resulted in the ball being played back to goalkeeper Adrian, some sections of West Ham's support booed in frustration. "

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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Jul 17, 2015 12:52 am

Prufrock wrote:"But they lacked cutting edge and when one second-half move resulted in the ball being played back to goalkeeper Adrian, some sections of West Ham's support booed in frustration. "

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Post by Prufrock » Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:35 pm

Jammy bastards! Through on pens against some Maltese randoms.
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Jul 31, 2015 9:31 am

Prufrock wrote:Jammy bastards! Through on pens against some Maltese randoms.
... following which last night they drew, at home, in the first leg of the final qualifier for entry to the Europe Cup.

They got to this level via the "Fair Play" route. In 3 qualifying rounds they've now had 3 players sent off.

#playingfootballthewesthamway

Some fair play their Mr Bilic.
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Post by thebish » Fri Jul 31, 2015 9:46 am

bobo the clown wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Jammy bastards! Through on pens against some Maltese randoms.
... following which last night they drew, at home, in the first leg of the final qualifier for entry to the Europe Cup.

They got to this level via the "Fair Play" route. In 3 qualifying rounds they've now had 3 players sent off.

#playingfootballthewesthamway

Some fair play their Mr Bilic.

and the manager sent off...

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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Jul 31, 2015 9:54 am

^^ I knew I had something else to add.

Would never have happened under that nice Mr Allah Dyce. (⬅⬅ that is how the name Auto Corrected. I decided to leave it in. In the spirit of diversity and all that).
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Post by StaffsTrotter » Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:50 pm

the debacle of the olympic stadium/ w ham public subsidy gets worse - basically services including maintenance, security, goalposts and corner flags will be funded by the taxpayer, amounting to between £1.4m-2.5m a year which equates to the annual rent they are paying

http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... ic-stadium" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Aug 06, 2015 4:58 pm

StaffsTrotter wrote:the debacle of the olympic stadium/ w ham public subsidy gets worse - basically services including maintenance, security, goalposts and corner flags will be funded by the taxpayer, amounting to between £1.4m-2.5m a year which equates to the annual rent they are paying

http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... ic-stadium" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
This really, truly, is a disgrace. Other clubs should call it in as anti-competetive. It was always the plan of the 2 Dave's taking over at Wet Spam and by 'eck it's worked.
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Post by thebish » Thu Aug 06, 2015 5:20 pm

c'mon guys - the least we can do as a national thankyou for winning the world cup...

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Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:01 pm

To lighten the mood: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33738588" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:lol: killing myself at this. F*cking brilliant. Fancy a trip to that Olympic Stadium next year.
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