West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
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Slaven Billic is their new manager.
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I thought they were bang against defensive, strong armed tactics?
Or is it okay, if they wore the shirt a few times?
Or is it okay, if they wore the shirt a few times?
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I don't know but prufrock will be delighted as he has got BLACK hair.
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I see that they've brainwashed Dean Ashton. He's talking about European qualification whilst playing like 70's Brazil. The fecking gobshite.
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I'm not sure I would call him fecking gobshite. Deluded feck* certainly.Bruce Rioja wrote:I see that they've brainwashed Dean Ashton. He's talking about European qualification whilst playing like 70's Brazil. The fecking gobshite.
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Lad I play football with is a West Ham fan so, given I've never been to Upton Park, I'm off there tomorrow night as the season kicks off in their piss-take fair-play Europe Qualifying Round 1 of 8. I'm looking forward to seeing how well Bilic has started. Hopefully it won't take him long to knock in his ideas, and tomorrow will herald the start of a wonderful season of West Ham football so next year I'll get to watch us play in the bloody Olympic stadium! Unless we get promoted, of course.
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Your second challenge is to stand up and shout "nice person it up to Carroll. fecking hell, Bilic, don't you know the West Ham way?"Prufrock wrote:Lad I play football with is a West Ham fan so, given I've never been to Upton Park, I'm off there tomorrow night as the season kicks off in their piss-take fair-play Europe Qualifying Round 1 of 8. I'm looking forward to seeing how well Bilic has started. Hopefully it won't take him long to knock in his ideas, and tomorrow will herald the start of a wonderful season of West Ham football so next year I'll get to watch us play in the bloody Olympic stadium! Unless we get promoted, of course.
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Boo, turns out he's not in charge yet.
They're playing a team who finished second in the Andorran league. Imagine not being the best team in Andorra!
Hopefully West Ham will play the kids so I can get an early look at some future World Cup winners.
They're playing a team who finished second in the Andorran league. Imagine not being the best team in Andorra!
Hopefully West Ham will play the kids so I can get an early look at some future World Cup winners.
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Lusitanos are the worst professional team I've ever seen. I genuinely, deadly seriously, think my Saturday league team are nearer to them than they are to West Ham.
That bubbles thing is so cringe, but they f*cking love it! Tattooed east-end bastards greeting each other "all right Terry, you caant?" "Yeah Dave, you caant I'm alri...steady on I'M FOREVER BLAAAAWING BABBLES" and then there's a load of kids' bubbles. What the f*ck is that?
And it's a shithole. And those castles on the front of the ground are tacky as feck. Looks like a Blackpool bingo club.
That bubbles thing is so cringe, but they f*cking love it! Tattooed east-end bastards greeting each other "all right Terry, you caant?" "Yeah Dave, you caant I'm alri...steady on I'M FOREVER BLAAAAWING BABBLES" and then there's a load of kids' bubbles. What the f*ck is that?
And it's a shithole. And those castles on the front of the ground are tacky as feck. Looks like a Blackpool bingo club.
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Agree with of the above me old china! Especially the castles. Absolute caaaaants!
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"But they lacked cutting edge and when one second-half move resulted in the ball being played back to goalkeeper Adrian, some sections of West Ham's support booed in frustration. "
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#Beautifulgame #WesthamwayPrufrock wrote:"But they lacked cutting edge and when one second-half move resulted in the ball being played back to goalkeeper Adrian, some sections of West Ham's support booed in frustration. "
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Jammy bastards! Through on pens against some Maltese randoms.
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... following which last night they drew, at home, in the first leg of the final qualifier for entry to the Europe Cup.Prufrock wrote:Jammy bastards! Through on pens against some Maltese randoms.
They got to this level via the "Fair Play" route. In 3 qualifying rounds they've now had 3 players sent off.
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Some fair play their Mr Bilic.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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bobo the clown wrote:... following which last night they drew, at home, in the first leg of the final qualifier for entry to the Europe Cup.Prufrock wrote:Jammy bastards! Through on pens against some Maltese randoms.
They got to this level via the "Fair Play" route. In 3 qualifying rounds they've now had 3 players sent off.
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Some fair play their Mr Bilic.
and the manager sent off...
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^^ I knew I had something else to add.
Would never have happened under that nice Mr Allah Dyce. (⬅⬅ that is how the name Auto Corrected. I decided to leave it in. In the spirit of diversity and all that).
Would never have happened under that nice Mr Allah Dyce. (⬅⬅ that is how the name Auto Corrected. I decided to leave it in. In the spirit of diversity and all that).
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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the debacle of the olympic stadium/ w ham public subsidy gets worse - basically services including maintenance, security, goalposts and corner flags will be funded by the taxpayer, amounting to between £1.4m-2.5m a year which equates to the annual rent they are paying
http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... ic-stadium" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... ic-stadium" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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This really, truly, is a disgrace. Other clubs should call it in as anti-competetive. It was always the plan of the 2 Dave's taking over at Wet Spam and by 'eck it's worked.StaffsTrotter wrote:the debacle of the olympic stadium/ w ham public subsidy gets worse - basically services including maintenance, security, goalposts and corner flags will be funded by the taxpayer, amounting to between £1.4m-2.5m a year which equates to the annual rent they are paying
http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... ic-stadium" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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c'mon guys - the least we can do as a national thankyou for winning the world cup...
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To lighten the mood: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33738588" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
killing myself at this. F*cking brilliant. Fancy a trip to that Olympic Stadium next year.
killing myself at this. F*cking brilliant. Fancy a trip to that Olympic Stadium next year.
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