West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

There ARE other teams(we'd have no-one to play otherwise) and here's where all-comers can discuss the wider world of football......

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:49 pm

warthog wrote:Went to a beer festival last night where they ran out of beer at 9pm.
That's because I went on Friday. :mrgreen:
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Post by warthog » Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:50 pm

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warthog wrote:Went to a beer festival last night where they ran out of beer at 9pm.
That's because I went on Friday. :mrgreen:
The one in Edgworth or Horwich?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:53 pm

Edgworth, it was bloody heaving too so we ended up going down to the pub after a while.
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Post by Gnome » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:30 pm

Ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA etc etc

oh im loving this, lost 5 on the bounce apparently :pissed:
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Post by warthog » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:37 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Edgworth, it was bloody heaving too so we ended up going down to the pub after a while.
I'll blame you for the beer shortage then.

To be fair, it's the first one they've organised, and they totally underestimated demand. Still a good night though, with the local boozers much busier than normal.
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Post by Little Green Man » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:42 pm

Just experienced a strange feeling of déjà- :lol:
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Post by thebish » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:47 pm

it's intruding upon private grief - but I had a quick peek at the KUMB board... they're a bit depressed - but it has to be said they are not as rabid as the Lioverpool fans yesterday..

anyway...

still room for a bit of wit:
Tevez looks a class act for 50 mins of a match which, by my reckoning, is 40 mins too short
some worries about relegation (how the mighty have fallen!!):
bring in Kia, bring in Scolari, bring in hundreds on millions, bring in world class players, even a new stadium i dont care...i never want to go through the heartbreak of relegationb again.
Imagine the players scolari would bring with him!! better than that turnip Sven anyday
and RK's halo is slipping:
We really do look bad and need an attacking midfielder in place of Reo Joker now.In that position he plays he is not one bit beneficial to our team.Its killing me having to watch him run into blind alleys everytime he gets the f*cking ball."Just f*cking pass it you overated c*nt" I swear if I see him smirking in Faces tonight im gonna stick one on him.Captain of the team i've supported all my life,he is a f*cking joke.
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Post by cowdrill » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:49 pm

HAHAH!!! fkn brilliant!


this is better than our result yesterday!


cockney b@stards!!


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Post by Batman » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:53 pm

You can always rely on Southerners to say summert stupid. :D

Knobbers.
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Post by warthog » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:54 pm

It gets better. Three of the next four matches:

Portsmouth(A)
Spurs(A)
Arsenal(H)
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Post by Batman » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:56 pm

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:18 pm

Enjoy some more!

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=71168

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Post by warthog » Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:39 pm

Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:Enjoy some more!

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=71168

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Splendid! Tevez throws a strop because the house he's been given isn't big enough for his nine strong entourage.

Contrast with the way BWFC do things to accomodate our foreign contingent. After a mere nine games PAP is after getting rid.
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Post by plodder » Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:24 am

Thught I would contribute a bit to the KUMB world........ couldn't we be friends? :twisted:
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Post by thebish » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:10 am

big mistake plods - giving west ham fans the address of this forum.. we could live to regret that... 8)
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:28 pm

OK, I give up. I know that the answer to this will be glaringly obvious but I just can't fathom it out. What on Earth does KUMB stand for? :conf:
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Post by warthog » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:38 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:OK, I give up. I know that the answer to this will be glaringly obvious but I just can't fathom it out. What on Earth does KUMB stand for? :conf:
Knees Up Mother Brown.
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Post by thebish » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:55 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:OK, I give up. I know that the answer to this will be glaringly obvious but I just can't fathom it out. What on Earth does KUMB stand for? :conf:
Kia (Joorabchian) Up My Bum
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:03 pm

warthog wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:OK, I give up. I know that the answer to this will be glaringly obvious but I just can't fathom it out. What on Earth does KUMB stand for? :conf:
Knees Up Mother Brown.
Cheers, Hog. That's quite disappointing to be honest.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:24 pm

warthog wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:OK, I give up. I know that the answer to this will be glaringly obvious but I just can't fathom it out. What on Earth does KUMB stand for? :conf:
Knees Up Mother Brown.
Spot on. It's printed across the top of their website. :mrgreen:
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