West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:11 pm

:lol:
Yeah but who cares about results as long as they're playing the West Ham way?
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Worthy4England » Fri Aug 07, 2015 1:20 am

:lol:

I wonder if Allardyce has laughed his entire cock off yet.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by midlands exile » Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:13 am

The thing is, last night's result will be seen as a good result by their board. Bugger all money to be made in that competition, and increased risk of relegation issues in the prem. I assume a proportion of their fans will go with the party line that it was beneath them anyway. The lot of them will have literally no shame, just like the Olympic stadium scandal.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:22 am

my old 'appy 'ammers mates from back when I lived in Essex are well 'appy with that! So much so that they are all saying it proves getting rid of allardyce was exactly the best thing to do...
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:38 am

Throughout the game the West Am fans were singing "Are you watching Allardyce". Cos Allardyce obviously didn't completely turn that club around and put them in a great position....

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:40 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:Throughout the game the West Am fans were singing "Are you watching Allardyce". Cos Allardyce obviously didn't completely turn that club around and put them in a great position....

it's also not as if BigSam didn't have his own notable successes against Arsenal (albeit with us!!)

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Aug 10, 2015 3:48 pm

Didn't Ljungberg end up at West Ham? I smell a rat! :)

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Il Pirate » Sun Aug 23, 2015 8:28 pm

Totally outclassed by new boys Bournemouth. Could have been 3 - 8. Ref a total spammer to give wet spam the penalty which got them back into the game. Kev Nolan on his first start this season, made to be the scapegoat and taken off at half time. Only then did we see how f*ckin' shite they really are at the back. Hopefully a real long hard season in store and the manager sacked well before xmas. I'm having a tenner on 'Arry coming in as the failing messiah around the end of November, but unable to do a 'proper job' 'cos he 'aint got £500,000,000,000 to spunk on very average players, and he can't sign Bobby Zamora 'cos he's under contract (and still injured) at Brighton. Bunch of cnuts. How I'd love to see 'em running out and blowing bubbles in front of 15,000 'fans' at t'olympic stadium next season.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by LeverEnd » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:17 pm

Looks like there could be trouble ahead with this stadium move and the terms of it. Looks like they are being subsidised by the Coty of London. Boris got a right grilling in the assembly about it and the feck* are threatening legal action to stop details being published. If they are creaming off loads of public money for running costs then surely it should be a matter of public record. Plus it gives them a competitive advantage over other Prem teams
Hope it all goes tits up.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:35 pm

THAT would be brilliant ... & far too late in the day for something fckg blindingly obvious.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Sun Sep 20, 2015 2:21 pm

hmmm... away wins at arsenal, liverpool and Citeh... that has (allegedly) not been done in the last 10yrs (Chelsea being the last team to do it - but back then, Citeh were shoite)

that may be bollox - but i read it on the internet

when's it all gonna go tits up? make it soon please!
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Sep 20, 2015 3:09 pm

thebish wrote:
when's it all gonna go tits up? make it soon please!
When it does it'll be Sullivan and Gold's fault. Just you watch!
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Sun Sep 20, 2015 4:17 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:
when's it all gonna go tits up? make it soon please!
When it does it'll be Sullivan and Gold's fault. Just you watch!

aye.. much like our demise is eddie's fault! :D
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Sat Oct 17, 2015 10:13 pm

they're now FOURTH!! make it stop!!! pleeeeeaase!
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Jugs » Wed Oct 28, 2015 1:26 pm

Up to third now, mate.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Jugs » Wed Oct 28, 2015 1:27 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Didn't Ljungberg end up at West Ham? I smell a rat! :)

The amount of space he had!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:53 pm

NK Domzale 2-1 West Ham :)
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by LeverEnd » Sat Jul 30, 2016 11:07 am

I think this thread title is inappropriate on this of all days. Personally I'd like to thank West Ham not just for winning the world cup for us all, but showing England how to play beautiful football.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Sat Jul 30, 2016 2:17 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:NK Domzale 2-1 West Ham :)

wahayy - back to playing the west ham way...
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Athertonian » Thu Aug 04, 2016 11:43 am

Can't see why it's of any concern to certain Bolton fans what West Ham do? one thing for sure they will play to a pretty full stadium on home fixtures. Look to the future and forget the past.

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