West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Sep 26, 2016 9:37 am

This has to be the most embarrassing thing ever.

Modern football fans in a nutshell.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/w ... rk-8915001" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Absolute bellends. Drown the lot of them.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 26, 2016 10:13 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:This has to be the most embarrassing thing ever.

Modern football fans in a nutshell.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/w ... rk-8915001" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Absolute bellends. Drown the lot of them.
Holy Moly :lmfao:

The delusion with this prick absolutely representative of these 4uckwits. It would be alarming if we hadn't become so used to it. It remains, however, as funny as feck :lmfao:
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Prufrock » Mon Sep 26, 2016 10:16 am

Thought I was going to click through to find they'd organised a minute's applause in memory of the Boleyn.
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Post by Bijou Bob » Mon Sep 26, 2016 10:23 am

Made my Monday that!! Fair play to the bloke who told the fat git he was an embarrassment to the club.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:54 pm

There must be someone on KUMB by now saying "We should never have got rid of Sam!"
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:56 pm

Imagine if the only thing you had to lament at your football club was losing a few games, early on in a premiership season on the back of a minor injury crisis?

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Post by Worthy4England » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:00 am

I think I can recall someone asking why we still bother with a West Ham thread...It's because it just keeps giving.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by officer_dibble » Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:17 pm

Anyone else see the chant sheet handed out last night? embarrassing.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:19 pm

officer_dibble wrote:Anyone else see the chant sheet handed out last night? embarrassing.
No. Do you have a pic of it, Dibbs?
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by LeverEnd » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:47 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
officer_dibble wrote:Anyone else see the chant sheet handed out last night? embarrassing.
No. Do you have a pic of it, Dibbs?
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Post by LeverEnd » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:58 pm

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by officer_dibble » Thu Oct 27, 2016 11:15 pm

Notwithstanding the cringe factor there are two seperate spellings of their best players name! Absolute plant pots!

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu Oct 27, 2016 11:26 pm

There was a spokesman for them on talksport tonight defending the fans behaviour. Apparently the trouble has been a result of poor stadium design, inexperienced stewards and away fans creating issues. He did concede that one or two Hammers fans may have caused trouble too. These wa*Kers were kicking off and smashing coaches for their last ever game at Upton Park without an away fan in sight
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Prufrock » Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:56 am

"Copyright Herts Hammers 2016!" :lmfao:
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:46 pm

Anything to see here? Another stunning home display :lol:
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Post by Prufrock » Sat Dec 03, 2016 8:08 pm

Just got in from the pub. That could've been 7 or 8. Think I'd be having a word with my agent if I was Payet.
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Post by LeverEnd » Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:04 pm

I'd love it, LOVE IT if they went down.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:04 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:Anything to see here? Another stunning home display :lol:

Don't be mean. It's the Olympic Stadium's fault. :D
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sun Dec 04, 2016 10:39 pm

I'm just pleased to see them playing 'The West Ham Way' again.

Can't wait to see them, in their lovely (free) new stadium, playing in the Championship in front of 20,000 cockney sparrers.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jan 06, 2017 6:46 pm

Think I'll take a look at how they apply the West Ham way with the Blue Mooners tonight.
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