West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:07 pm

Prufrock wrote:Just got in from the pub. That could've been 7 or 8. Think I'd be having a word with my agent if I was Payet.
Thought I'd save you posting this again! :D
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by LeverEnd » Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:47 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Just got in from the pub. That could've been 7 or 8. Think I'd be having a word with my agent if I was Payet.
Thought I'd save you posting this again! :D
:spank: :spank:

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:52 pm

LeverEnd wrote:Image

Payetf now refusing to train and requested a transfer.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Prufrock » Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:06 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Just got in from the pub. That could've been 7 or 8. Think I'd be having a word with my agent if I was Payet.
Thought I'd save you posting this again! :D
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:14 pm

Just signed a lucrative new contract too, apparently. :lol:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:17 pm

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Post by Prufrock » Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:20 pm

:lol:
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:31 pm

Christ, if anything ever summed up modern football...

Harry Redknapp talking about loyalty to Bilic talking loyalty to Payet.

What a crock of absolute shite.

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:30 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

Cheers Bruce. Nicked that. I know so many Hammers fans who will spit aht their jellied eels when they see that.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Hoboh » Wed Apr 26, 2017 11:56 am

Dr Hotdog wrote:
Wed Apr 26, 2017 10:50 am
HMRC have raided West Ham...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39716009
And Newcastle :D

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by OrtonCakeBingoBongo » Wed Apr 26, 2017 6:27 pm

And then there's this :

https://twitter.com/liam__whu/status/85 ... 5270631424 :conf:

Only for those that haven't already seen it, it's already on a number of other forums.

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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Apr 27, 2017 8:56 pm

Enjoyed that one Orton. :-)

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Post by Sweet » Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:59 pm

Are we still laughing at West Ham? If so why?

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:30 am

Sweet wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:59 pm
Are we still laughing at West Ham? If so why?
They are a never ending source of delusion and feck*.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Rjs37 » Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:59 am

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:30 am
Sweet wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:59 pm
Are we still laughing at West Ham? If so why?
They are a never ending source of delusion and feck.
And we need to do something to distract ourselves from our own plight.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:27 am

Rjs37 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:59 am
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:30 am
Sweet wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:59 pm
Are we still laughing at West Ham? If so why?
They are a never ending source of delusion and feck.
And we need to do something to distract ourselves from our own plight.
And what could be better than the fat spanish waiter prick dropping the other delusional eejits and taking over Spam :lol:

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:26 pm

I do hope that I've misheard this but there's talk of West Ham 4ucknuggets ringing the emergency services regarding their plight.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:51 am

Do they still have the words 'Footballs Academy' around their council stadium? :roll:

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