Over Hill, Over Dale - Tuesday 14th February (H)

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Dale get the first free kick and mic lads joke about this and that then....some scores and....we get a throw. Deruk and...Alf gets a touch then we get another throw. Throw them now, we clear, move forth and they clear. Lots of chat that's forgetting we aren't there, then, Morais gets a good cross in early but they clear and break. Morais, another good cross is headed clear and we end up with a throw. Dale get another free off Madine. More scores then...a bit of scramble at Dale end then ....Zico says go to Bury for an update......Dale come at us, we get a throw. Gigg Lane. MK Dons 0-Bury 0. Gee, I wish they'd commentate on this game.

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Wilson (keeper) clears then we grab it and..lose it back to Wilson. Dale come forth, long ball, and they get a throw. And, Henderson wins another throw. Long throw and....Ben grabs it and rolls us out. Madine getting dragged about (apparently) then we win it back and have a bit of to and throw then Alf almost got it right..almost and is offside. Lots of banter in the mic box, not much action, then they get a throw far down their own half. Some mither then..some scores then...some more mither then....they vist us but Morais clears. They come again and Derek sends one into the night sky. Throw them and...now Vela, throw us and...we get a free kick. Ben wallops it, mic lads have a laugh, we get a\ throw. Taylor long and....we get a corner. And....Spearing and...in and....Madine ducks under the ball...held? Mic lads reckon he was looking for a pen. Throw us now and...some scores. Spearing wins it and Taylor, Madine, Taylor, again and.....Spearing, Derek, Vela...Morais....Vela and we don't get a free kick. Again we go, Trotter nods it forth. Derek gets it back to Ben and we go to Bury.

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Nothing happening at Shakerville, so back to real football. A chat in the mic box, Madine, Taylor...back to Ben and a wallop. Derek ....and mic lads have a chat about adjectives "What's one of them?"..Zico asks.

More mindless chat then....we get a throw. Taylor goes down with a wallop. Taylor throw, and a throw to them results. Free kick them in our half and....in it comes and....out, in and they go offside. Ben wallops forth again and Madine gets a flick in and what's all this that's changed in the game where catch as catch can wrestling came in?

Frre kick us, Derik, Taylor gives a free kick away that nobody knows what for. Derik....and Ben again. 22 mins gone and not sounding like a needle match right yet. Free kick us, Spearing and.....and....and....Taylor can't keep it in.
Goal kick them and they vist. A bit of possession then they charge forth and....Trotter "buys a foul" . Ben wallops the kick and....Madine and...silence....then....a chat, then a throw us and....Madine gets us a corner after his header hits a defender. Spearing and...and...they clear and...it goes back to Ben. Nice bit of play them says mic man. They come again and.....I think we should score our first about now. Free kick them, ref has a chat with Veal. They come, we clear, they come again and......again and....Beevers sets off Morais but it ends with a throw us. Alf gets a free kick. Fans getting on Alf's back? mic man asks. Spearing in and.....cleared and now Andy Taylor and...and....thy head it to Spearing, Derik and.....mic men howl as ref gives them a free kick as Alf was about to shoot. We grab it via Alf, they clear, we clear, Dales looking a bit hungry?

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

line up?

Unchanged. Long is among the subs.

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Mic man reckons their defence is ab it shaky but they come forth. We go, they defend and clear. Vela gets a good challenge in and....Alf doesn't get a free kick. Bradford go one up. Back here, we move forth and mic lads have a chat then Madine sends Taylor forth but they clear. Spearing, Alf, Morais, Vela, Moris and....Beevers and...Alk can't win it and they clear again. Spearing steps in and....we get a sliced corner. Spearing again and....outsinger and....ohhh....we have one hacked off the line from a Madine header.

[Lennon'sEleven]

12 fixtures, 4 goals in League 1 tonight so far. Hope we can up that average during the course of the evening...

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Dale now....some scores, then Spearing sets us off, it goes back and Ben clears. Bit of argy and we have a throw. Spearing, Alf, cleared...Beevers...and they clear. Wheater has it then Morais gets it back to Ben. They get a deflected throw....then....waste a bit of time, Madine heads forth, we get a throw. That first goal is needed now lads and....we get a corner. Spearing again and....poor and...Vela, they clear, Spearing, Taylor and...Morais and....and.....ohhhh cleared off their goal line again. Alf, Taylor, cross deflected and...Vela and...and...Madine bonks one wide for a goal kick. Come on lads, get that goal and open the gates....Dale come forth, they send one long, and....and....win a corner. We prees for ages they break and get a corenr....and...Derik clears and we try to break but back they come and win another corner. Now then lads, break and score....Ben grabs the ball, sends Alf away but it's cleared. Helf time approaching and.....we get a free kick and.....Ben and....wallop and...Alf...loses it. Beevers wins it back and Taylor seems to be struggling a bit. Talk of an injury.....Moxey.... ...please no....

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Taylor gets a bit of treatment....he's up and....okay. Throw them and....Thompson gets the crowd booing for not knocking the ball out. Throw them, Moxey warming up and......Alf, then, and......Madine exchanges pleasantries with ...somebody as Taylor leaves the field. Moxey on and....Dale's manager not nhappy with something?? and...it has to be half time.....it is 0-0

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Hope Parky has a strategy that involves us scoring goals. Alf doesn't sound to be having too happy a time up front?
Anyway, Part the Two'th about to commence. Is it going to be left to big Dave to show em the way to the net again
or will Madine, Alf or Vela...catch fire this half? Bring it on ref, and we're away...

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We kick off, they get a free kick in their half. Bit of chat about formation then.....we whack one into row Z for a throw them. Dale come, Ben catches and they clear, Dave heads out, they come back and Spearing cleans up. We go to Gigg Lane......

Meanwhile, back at the Macron, Morais goes, set off by Madine, then...we get a free for shirt dragging. And...in it goes and...cleared, back in and...they grab and clear. Poor delivery there from Spearing apparently. Moxey goes, Trotter comes forth....they clear. To and fro then a bit more of the same. They sally at us, Trotter clears, they come again, Derik and Morais clear, Dale come back and......ooohhhh Hendersons shot just whistles past a post.

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Come on lads, Madine brings it down but passes badly...now Wheater has to clear and....they hit our side netting. Er, this sin't the cunning plan lads, let's change the script. We go and....they get the throw. Zico babbles something in Aramaic then..we go forth and...somebody's offside then they clear and come forth. Moxey half clears, they come again and....we get a throw off a poor pass. Some chat, Madine goes, they clear....Madine again, Moxey and...not fast enough. Dale visit our half and....Derik has it and hits it poorly. Beevers finds Madine, Morais and.....and....and...it bobbles up and over their bar. Craowd making a bit of noise now and a goal for us would be very nice about this time.

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And....some scores...Madine goes and.....and.....Alf didn't get his head up apparently but we get a free kick and...Spearing, Morais and....a corner. Spearing and.....and....and....Morais, and....ohhh Beevers, Moxey and.....and...it gets cleared. Fans awake now after that bit of excitment. Ref tells their keeper to get a move on then they come forth. Three Dalers booked now and then....Alf hits a Daler, we get a throw. And.....and....Morais and...Spearing, throw gain and.....Spearing and....ohhh a great ball is hacked away and they break but Dave gets in the way. They come forth again and.....get a shot wide of our post due to a bit of laxity by Ben. Corner them, goal kick us...

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Back at Gigg lane, somebody bought a pie and we come back to the Macron. Moxey, and a throw us. Alf does something and then they come at us again. Some possesion them and....some more and Henderson almost got into a shooting position....25 to go, they come again and...Ben grabs it. We reall have to score soon. Back they come from the back and mic lads have a disagreement about this and that, then , then....Ben wallops and...it goes right through for a goal kick to them. More scores, ref tells Wilson about time wasting again and...Long has replaced Alf and....can we make that count....Madine flicks and we get a throw....Moxey and......and....and....mic man talks about a pen but we get a corner instead. Spearing, no Morais and...we get some scores as Fleetwood go one up on Bradford.

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Twenty left and..Wheater nods one out for a throw them. And....later, hey take it and....mic men have a chat and..they come again. Derik clears, their keeper clears and Spearing, Moxey, Derik, Vela.....Wheater and back to Ben. Where's the cunning plan lads.....? They throw and....Ben steps up and clears. Mic man gets all excited, ref should have booked the player (theirs?) and on it goes...Morais and....loses it and....they come at us again and....Moxey clears for a throw. Come on lads, get stuck in.....Ben gathers a half shot and clears. Moxey, Spearing, Wheatr, Long.....inside and....doesn't get a free kick again. Wilson wallops, we get a throw. We go via Morais and...it's deflected to the keeper. Time to put the pressure on lads, come on.....

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They come visiting, Madfine wins one, Trotter gets a throw, sends it long....mic lads have a laugh. Throw and and cleared by them. Spearing sends it back to Ben.....Mdine and it iends with a throw us. Derik goes, Derik again and Wheater feeds Morais, ends back with Ben who wallops as Tompson comes off for them in favour of....??
Gosl kick us and....and....Long gets a bit...tied up. Fans aget a bit skittish then Andrews them Spearing us and and...some scores that matter not and ...Beevers, Moxey, Spearing, Derik and.....Moxey and....Derik and...cleared. Ben now wallops and Madine picks up the scraps. Morais and...a cross and....a corner us and.....come on lads....come on....And....Spearing and.....and...Wheater and.....1-0 us...

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Sounded scrambled but who cares, Beevers gets the credit.....

[TKIZ!]

Morais credited by Sky Sports/BBC. Hahahaha. This is brilliant!! COYWM!!

We need another

[nelson66]

thank god for that

COYWM

[palindromeofbolton]

Scunny and Sheff games both finish 0-0.

Taking three points now form a turgid running-through-treacle Tuesday night is the stuff that gets promotion... COME ON!

[palindromeofbolton]

Three mins inj...