On parade in the Valley of Glory, or Doom? Bradford (a) 18/2

[palindromeofbolton]

Starting XI: Alnwick, Beevers, Wheater, Osede, Moxey, Thorpe, Trotter, Vela, Morais, Le Fondre, Madine
Subs: Howard, Dervite, Solomon-Otabor, Clayton, Henry, Wilkinson, Perry

Wheater has the armband

[Bruce Rioja]

I'll be expecting them to throw everything down our left hand side then

[CrazyHorse]

I'm not sure if I were a participant in a Champagne fueled jacuzzi four way I'd just be sat rhythmically playing with me own ukulele.

Look. That's all good and well, but what's the bloody score going to be? I'm struggling to call it and need your expert opinion. So far all we've had on the thread is wild arsed guesses and naked ladies in Jacuzzi's...What a shit Saturday this is turning into.

1-0 to Bolton and Insania is a miserable bastard.

[BWFC_Insane]

I'm not sure if I were a participant in a Champagne fueled jacuzzi four way I'd just be sat rhythmically playing with me own ukulele.

Look. That's all good and well, but what's the bloody score going to be? I'm struggling to call it and need your expert opinion. So far all we've had on the thread is wild arsed guesses and naked ladies in Jacuzzi's...What a shit Saturday this is turning into.

1-0 to Bolton and Insania is a miserable bastard.

If we win I will be ecstatic. I can't see it, not with the lads we've got out.

[TANGODANCER]

COME ON YOU WHITES...

Sorry for the lack of contribution today lads. Wife laid up and taking most of my time. I'll chip in where I can, not been long back from dog walking after supermarket shopping. Ref being called their twelfth man by mic man after a couple of (he claims) very dodgy decisions...ohhh, Moxey volleys one wide with a good attempt.

[TANGODANCER]

1-0 down already after a soft shot bounced over Ben man.

[CrazyHorse]

I'm not sure if I were a participant in a Champagne fueled jacuzzi four way I'd just be sat rhythmically playing with me own ukulele.

Look. That's all good and well, but what's the bloody score going to be? I'm struggling to call it and need your expert opinion. So far all we've had on the thread is wild arsed guesses and naked ladies in Jacuzzi's...What a shit Saturday this is turning into.

1-0 to Bolton and Insania is a miserable bastard.

If we win I will be ecstatic. I can't see it, not with the lads we've got out.

I think you might be on to something...

[jmjhb]

Long afternoon ahead

[TANGODANCER]

Too much Bradford right now from the sound of it. Vela sounding a bit lacadasical? Get a grip lads. Parky not happy with the ref it seems. What's up with the Superwhites? Come on.......

[TANGODANCER]

Mic man talking about the pitch? Another corner given by the ref who isn't our best friend right now. Hey up, we got the ball and win a throw. Long and...another and....and....cleared for another throw and......Moxey and...and...they clear but we get it back, then lose it again....and it's 2-0....

[Bruce Rioja]

feck it. I'm off to the pub.

[TANGODANCER]

Real keeper errors twice as Ben get lobbed and we go behind.

[twilight]

game over

[Lord Kangana]

According to the Beeb stats, we've enjoyed a healthy 25% possession.

I'll be joining BR in the pub shortly

[BWFC_Insane]

1) we are not good enough in any system to play two up front away from home.

2) was always going to be incredibly tough this without our two most consistent performers today.

3) Spearing's rash moment could be very very costly at the end of the season.

[Worthy4England]

I'm already in the pub.

[twilight]

feck it. I'm off to the pub.

You can't expect to get a result when you've got Trotter, Moxey & Thorpe all in the same side

[TANGODANCER]

Madine misses one from eight yards....

[TANGODANCER]

A rare attack then they get a free kick from Santa Clause's cousin. If we could score it might just take the cockiness out of the homers. Madine nods one over for a goal kick after a great cross from Morais. Vela getting remarked on having an off day. .

[TANGODANCER]

Throw us and....Madine gets nailed again for a foul. He's apparently had two softish chances and missed both.