Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:16 pm

I'm off to bed. I can't take the excitement. Plus I'm up at 5 in the morning...
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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:17 pm

Sorry for the error in the excitement. Anyway, off we go again and...mic man calls for more of the same. Dervite having a night of it apparently. Robinson causing a bit of aggro then they break but we get a goal kick. Some chat, then Derby gets a challenge in and then Beevers slides in and upsets the visitor fans. Ref ignores and now then we get a free kick via Wilbraham on their box edge. And.......and.....Buckley again and......and....in it goes but they clear. Little gives away a corner with six gone. And.....we break and....Armstrong and....we get a blocked shot in that could have been soo nice if.....Rhodes now, Wallace.....and we clear again. They recover and set off a macaroni passing spell. Robinson getting the good words for us and now they have a throw. And...cleared but back they come and...we clear. Pass, pass, pass to Bannon, then we clear...back they come via that Bannon man again and...Forestieri tries, we clear, he gets it back and.....Bannon gets a shot in the Alnwick clears. And we have a PENALTEEEE.
Buckley got in there and the keeper had to come and commit hara-kiri.....And Armstrong makers it 2-0. :oyea: :oyea:
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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by Little Green Man » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:19 pm

COYWM! :pissed:

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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by knobpolisher » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:19 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:16 pm
I'm off to bed. I can't take the excitement. Plus I'm up at 5 in the morning...
Bladder issues?
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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:24 pm

We will we will rock you.......Goal kick us as they can't keep the ball in. Armstrong getting the good words and please can we keep this team for Friday....Here we go again and....win a throw....some mic chat then.....a bit of caution called for...Forrestieri beats Darby and gets a shot in. Meanwhile....more chat and analysis in the mic box, the.....goal kick us. Wallop and back and forth for a bit. Here they come again and.....Farmer, Wallace, in and.....they have another go. Karajan clears, we give it back. Rhodes has a bit of a dive but the ref ignores. Wilbraham, Beevers, and.....it's KARAJAN AND 3-0.. :oyea: :oyea: :oyea:
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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:25 pm

The Postman appears and replaces Buckley after Jem rose like a salmon and nodded in number three.
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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:27 pm

My internets broken, says we are winning 3-0??

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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:33 pm

They'll keep playing and trying, but if we just keep calm and read Jane Austen and...oh, er sorry, got carried away by the fever there. Back they come and win a free kick via Forestieri. Bannon and...Winnall?? (really?) Rhodes tries to con the ref to no avail, but they come back and Winnall gets a free kick. Karajan leaves the greensward for Pratley...and Dawson and Mathias come on for them. Winnal leaves . They have a six feet eight inch giant arriving for them. We have it, then lose it and then recover it back. Wilbraham slips up and Bannon comes forth. Pratley gives one away in a dangerous area and......and......Bannon and......some to and fro as they attack and we get a goal kick.
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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:36 pm

Alf come on and Armstrong leaves to good applause from the home fans. One from Alf would be so nice. Ross Wallace leaves for a Portuguese striker and...we go, but they clear. One pass too many says mic man. Pratley does well and clears, then Little clears again. Wilbraham goes down channel then they recover it and sally at us. Back they come again and....Rhodes scores to make it 3-1 as we do the switch off thing....3-1
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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:44 pm

A bit of a soft goal it seems, but we get a corner and Morais takes. 13 mins left and....the visitors break and is Beevers, and Rhodes almost got in again after a dozy session. Thet come again, Little does well, Bannon come back, Rhodes tries to lose Dervite but doesn't manage that. Now then, 10 to go and.....they have a throw and......and....Darby clears off the line as we nearly get caught out again. Corner them and....cleared and Alf....loses out and Derik does well and then they get a throw. COME ON YOU WHITES....

Bannon gets a good save from Alnwick then we get a throw. Pratley, Willbrahim, Robinson....all trying to keep it calm. Ref gives a free kick to us. Time left and......RHODES makes it 3-2. xxxxing hell... :evil:
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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by DJBlu » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:44 pm

Gonna feck this up.

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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:46 pm

Backs to the fecking wall now. Not good.

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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by LeverEnd » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:47 pm

If they bottle it now..... I'll be very cross indeed.
Oh, but surely just for one day, we could fight and we could win
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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:48 pm

Pratley comes on
We look shit and start giving the ball away

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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:52 pm

6 minutes to cling on. Trust us.

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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:53 pm

We defended so well for so long then give two easy goals away. Now they're sniffing blood and we reall need to play football and not panic. Come on lads, get a grip and see it out. Switching off is a trait we'll have get shut of and the ref gives then a corner kick. This is really dangerous and.....a throw them now. Long throw, Beevers clears to Alf who wins us a free kick wilth 4 mins plus left. And.....offside and a free kick them. And......mic lads chat animatedly and....another throw and.....Bannon gets a card for chopping Morais. And......it's a yellow as a bit of handbags ensues. Free kick and.......and....the ref sends their manager to the stand. Off he goes and....Robinson loses out and back they come and...Little gives it away. Dangerous and....Alnwick steps forth and collects. Clears and.....some scuffling going on in the technical area. SIX MINUTES.. :evil: :shock: they try and lose the ball to home cheers and jeers. COME ON YOU WHITES.......See it out....
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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:57 pm

Pratley, Robinson....to and fro, cleared by Darby. Palmer, Bannan and.....Dervite part clears. Darby clears, Rhodes forces Beevers to give away a corner and....it goes into our side netting. We set off and mic lads ramble scores, then, Derik clears, back with their keeper.....and..Darby, Pratley, Beevers.....Robinson and.....they win a very late corner. Bannon and.......and.....cleared....and back again and....Derik clears to the Posateman and......WE WIN 3-2. :oyea: :oyea: :oyea: :oyea: :oyea: :oyea:
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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:58 pm

Their manager scrapping with stewards?

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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by DJBlu » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:58 pm

Thank feck for that. Never easy.

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Re: Carabao Cup thread: Sheff Wednesday at home

Post by LeverEnd » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:59 pm

Parky sent off for going after Bannan too apparently.
Oh, but surely just for one day, we could fight and we could win
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