We may as well get Hammered - Carawotsit cup (A) 19 Sept

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Re: We may as well get Hammered - Carawotsit cup (A) 19 Sept

Post by Prufrock » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:09 pm

Is King a Cm? If so, big ask in a 352 with f*cking Darren and Noone.

Taylor at CB?

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Re: We may as well get Hammered - Carawotsit cup (A) 19 Sept

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:14 pm

Howard; Dervite, Beevers, A Taylor; Morais, Pratley, Noone, King, Robinson; Wilbraham, ALF.

Subs Turner, Wheater, Madine, Arma, Brockbank, Earing, White

I think that's how they'll line up, anyroad.

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Re: We may as well get Hammered - Carawotsit cup (A) 19 Sept

Post by bristol_Wanderer3 » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:19 pm

It will be interesting to see how King does, nice to see a youngster get his chance. I thought he was a winger too, so interesting to see where he plays and how he does. Chris Taylor clearly isn't flavour of the month...

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:26 pm

I think they've been playing King in various positions along the attacking midfield line - the 3 in the 4231 - but this is a bit weird - we're basically playing with three wingers in a 352...

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Post by officer_dibble » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:27 pm

Morais at right wing back again 😱

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Re: We may as well get Hammered - Carawotsit cup (A) 19 Sept

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:47 pm

All the usual bubbles and bullshxt it seems on parade, but hey, it's West Ham, so....well, er COME ON YOU WHITES.....40,000 quoted as in the ground?? :oyea: :oyea: :oyea: :oyea:
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Re: We may as well get Hammered - Carawotsit cup (A) 19 Sept

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:49 pm

No chance with these names so I'll stick to anything out of the ordinary. Oh, they had an early wallop at Howard.
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Re: We may as well get Hammered - Carawotsit cup (A) 19 Sept

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:50 pm

Alf gives one away near the box and.....it's 1-0 already... :(
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Re: We may as well get Hammered - Carawotsit cup (A) 19 Sept

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:54 pm

And.....another free kick and.....it hits the side netting. Taylor playing Centre back? That's what mic man reckons..
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Post by officer_dibble » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:56 pm

In for a tommy tanking here I fear 🚂

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Re: We may as well get Hammered - Carawotsit cup (A) 19 Sept

Post by twilight » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:03 pm

Our title for this thread is certainly living up to its name! :(

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Re: We may as well get Hammered - Carawotsit cup (A) 19 Sept

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:04 pm

We actually had four passes there before Robinson's cross got grabbed by the keeper, oh, they hit the side netting again. Come on lads....
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:11 pm

Pratley making some nice passes; unfortunately they're all back to Howard. They seem to be having more shots on goal than us....surprisingly...still only 1-0 though.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:16 pm

Alf Garnet would have had a field day with some of these names.... :shock: Pratley wins a free kick. Ref must have been unsighted....Almost two nil there and the liner is getting some off-side stick.....Postman throws a special delivery in and....no he doesn't. Corner to them...says the ref. And it all ends with a goal kick to us...
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Re: We may as well get Hammered - Carawotsit cup (A) 19 Sept

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:17 pm

2-0 with no reply. At least England won the cricket....
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Re: We may as well get Hammered - Carawotsit cup (A) 19 Sept

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:26 pm

Robinson sounds to be one of our players doing much. Pratley making some lovely passes back to our keeper. Our half-time subs will shock and amaze and win this....honest.... ae:)
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Re: We may as well get Hammered - Carawotsit cup (A) 19 Sept

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:27 pm

What point in the game can we walk off and keep the gate receipts? We aren't close to competing at all by the sounds of it.

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Re: We may as well get Hammered - Carawotsit cup (A) 19 Sept

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:32 pm

Hey up, Taylor gets a yellow, they get a free near the box and....we clear to nowhere land. Seven hours without a goal, we are told....that's us, by the way, not West Ham. I min added and Lucozade time then. 2-0 the homers.
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Re: We may as well get Hammered - Carawotsit cup (A) 19 Sept

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:42 pm

Whatever team we put out they start just going through the motions. In a way the embargo helped Parky cos it quite rightly bought him more time and understanding. The atmosphere is going to turn on Saturday I fear. Players simply are mot stepping up and playing with any pride.

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Re: We may as well get Hammered - Carawotsit cup (A) 19 Sept

Post by Rjs37 » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:58 pm

Reading the Sky Sports commentary sounds (and quite accurately I see from reading above) incredibly one-sided, with West Ham shot after West Ham shot. Have we even had a shot? I'd take an off target shot at this stage!

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