Zeros and Villans: Aston Villa (A) 30/9/17

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Re: Zeros and Villans: Aston Villa (A) 30/9/17

Post by officer_dibble » Sat Sep 30, 2017 3:58 pm

Sounded like we were doing ok before that useless cnut Beevers got involved. Hope he gets injured, sick of him looking like a league one clogger out of his depth every week.

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Re: Zeros and Villans: Aston Villa (A) 30/9/17

Post by DJBlu » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:00 pm

Nailed on penalty, he can have no argument. Bit miffed at Howard for punching the ball instead of catching it as this put the defence under pressure however he pulled off a blinding save before the corner.

Villa are not playing well at all yet we are still 1 nil down. That my friends is a sign of a poor side. All this talk of players coming back is fruitless if you are still conceding every game.

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Re: Zeros and Villans: Aston Villa (A) 30/9/17

Post by officer_dibble » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:03 pm

Well if we concede its impossoble for us to get anything, we cant score. Anyway i am beyond caring now I dont think I will ever see a season like this again where we know the outcome in September.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:04 pm

Nothing like a hill to climb (if you're a mountaineer) and we sure have a lot. Ah well, we've been here before so....bring it on. Part two...in which, against all the odds, we....Off we go.
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Re: Zeros and Villans: Aston Villa (A) 30/9/17

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:14 pm

Will we continue with long ball, or swap Madine for Alf and go box ball? Not yet, it seems. Mither about scores, mither about tweets and stuff, then...Howard gets his first touch this half. And....mic man rambles about United, then rambles a bit more, then..their keeper has the ball. to and fro, fro and to, this and that...and a throw. Beevers clears for another throw. That Codger fella and then we break and it ends with a free kick us via Sammi. And...Armstrong and...Henry, Little, Karajan and....we have a corner. And....and....a Pratley flick goes for a goal kick. They sally and it goes back before we lose it and more this and that ....and....Codger gets a cross in but cleared.
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Re: Zeros and Villans: Aston Villa (A) 30/9/17

Post by DJBlu » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:19 pm

Madine is doing nothing. There I said it.

Taylor can feck off aswell.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:21 pm

Free kick us now for offside and mic man speculates on changes? Back and forth, Sammi clears and it goes back to their keeper. Now, Pratley and Henry, Beevers, Taylor and....back to Howard. They sally at us and.....it goes through to Howard.Gee, when can I post aboput a Whites goal? Henry, Sammi and....hits one at the keeper. And......Henry, they clear and Villa break. Howard grabs it and we start again...Some more chat about Parky, then we sally at em....Sammi goes and...Wheater gets a yellow for a Codger foul. I don't think I like that Codger fella. Mention of an exciting visit to Bury....then Sammi clears and some back and forth. Pratly gets us a throw and....we go to Bury..
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Re: Zeros and Villans: Aston Villa (A) 30/9/17

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:22 pm

Thirty to go and....some scores from micman, then we set off. Pratley and....Henry, Beever, Madine (who's in our half) Armstrong and...Noone appears on the sideline.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:24 pm

And now.....Little, and Sammi leaves for Noone? Is that wise, one wonders? All about us being one down now, not damage limitation, we need a goal (two please) and the points. Free kick us now as Codger has a rest on the turf.
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Re: Zeros and Villans: Aston Villa (A) 30/9/17

Post by DJBlu » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:28 pm

I'm more annoyed at the fact PP is making me side with Peter Thompson.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:28 pm

L;ooks like we'll finish up with eight strikers...and.....Henry and....and it ends back with Howard and...we set off. Madine wins a foul and we get a free.....and...Henry takes and....it goes nowhere. Social shit-shat, sorry, chit chat. And....Beevers gives one away as we.....go to Bury....The Alf replaces Karajan.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:32 pm

Nothing but goals will do and that means nothing. Score....did you hear lads, score! Alf gets a first touch, they have some ping pong. And...we clear and Noone wins a throw and....the homers prepare to make changes. Madine, Noone, Pratley and...a bad one and they sally again and....win a corner. Twenty to go and......Noone clears for a throw. Codger leaves for Hogan? and Anoma replaces Davies.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:34 pm

And....Alf, Taylor and....some chat, then it goes back to Howard. COME ON YOU WHITES....., THERE, THAT SHOULD DO IT....
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Re: Zeros and Villans: Aston Villa (A) 30/9/17

Post by DJBlu » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:35 pm

Sorry TD, he's made changes and the team is playing worse.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:36 pm

Still wails about Parky as Little clears. And they have a bit of paossesion and a throw. We go to Bury.
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Re: Zeros and Villans: Aston Villa (A) 30/9/17

Post by bristol_Wanderer3 » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:37 pm

Not bad when you can bring on a £12m striker to liven things up. This game shows we are making progress imho

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Re: Zeros and Villans: Aston Villa (A) 30/9/17

Post by DJBlu » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:40 pm

bristol_Wanderer3 wrote:
Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:37 pm
Not bad when you can bring on a £12m striker to liven things up. This game shows we are making progress imho
We're abysmal. We are showing signs of competing without scoring. The defence is getting tighter. We're only losing 3-0 and 1-0.

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Re: Zeros and Villans: Aston Villa (A) 30/9/17

Post by bristol_Wanderer3 » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:42 pm

DJBlu wrote:
Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:40 pm
bristol_Wanderer3 wrote:
Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:37 pm
Not bad when you can bring on a £12m striker to liven things up. This game shows we are making progress imho
We're abysmal. We are showing signs of competing without scoring. The defence is getting tighter. We're only losing 3-0 and 1-0.
As I said, progress :)

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Re: Zeros and Villans: Aston Villa (A) 30/9/17

Post by Jim_McDonuts » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:42 pm

Time to score UWM, c'mon

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Re: Zeros and Villans: Aston Villa (A) 30/9/17

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:45 pm

Too much them and they get a free kick 25 out. We have the technology, we can do this and.....we get a free kick . Thirteen to go and one goal....will change it all. Little clears. Some chat, and then....Anoma and Terry (who's that?) Back and forth and Snodgrass forces Howard to save for a corner. And....Wheats clears for a throw. Too much in our half. Where are our scorers? Come on, one goal....is that too much to ask? And....Henry passes back badly and......we clear for a throw. Almohamady and...they sally at us and...Wheats clears....Noone intercepts and.....we get a corner......AND......AND....they clear. Free kick us just over half way. We can still do this.....and Taylor and.......and....another corner and....Noone and.......and....cleared off the line after a handball shout. Another corner and....and....in, out, Little, Alf.....loses out. Anthony Robinson arrives on the turk as Andy Taylor leaves the fray.
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