No Fangks, Furg Off: We're The One & Only... Away to a pack o'Wolves Sat 25/11/17

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Re: No Fangks, Furg Off: We're The One & Only... Away to a pack o'Wolves Sat 25/11/17

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:01 pm

Mic men not sounding to confident we'll win 6-0 as the players trot out. Some xxxx almost hit a Bolton player with a thrown firework. 30,000 homers mentioned as we get ready for the action. An annoyingly loud booming tannoy (bit like Wolves really). Hoping some body will get up to support Madine and......we're away (The Whites in all white today).
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Re: No Fangks, Furg Off: We're The One & Only... Away to a pack o'Wolves Sat 25/11/17

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:06 pm

A home try to play out from the back almost cost them dearly. Vela got the cross in. Now, a free kick us and...now they sally, but Wheats clears. Back they come and ......some to and fro....and we get a throw. And..Madine, Vela, Ameobi and....Little and.....it's cleared. Decent sounding start. Some unknown names to me, as Cavilllero? wins a corner. Short one cleared partly, then Robinson finishes the job. Back to the homers, but Ben grabs it. Madine, Vela, Sammi......wins a free kick and ..he was looking for support there. Vela now and.....in and....Madine forces a save from the keeper.
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Re: No Fangks, Furg Off: We're The One & Only... Away to a pack o'Wolves Sat 25/11/17

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:10 pm

Madine showing a spot of blood and is ordered to the sideline. Some scores, then a shirt change and....they sally and Robinson clears twice. Back they com and.....we sally from it but can't capitalise. Throw them and Madine returns in a shirt wqith no name or number. Madine.....back to the keeper and....a Wolf is on the deck. Play stops...Sahidd?
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:14 pm

We resume and Sahidd comes off the greensward. Mic man mentions a back problem. Goal kick them now and....Sammi gets it back to Ben. We clear, they try again and...Cavvillero and...robinson clears. Back they come then we clear and Madine has a spurt but they clear again. Cavillero wins another corner as the home crowd show they have no singing talent. And.....in and....Douglas and...they score....1-0 them....
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Re: No Fangks, Furg Off: We're The One & Only... Away to a pack o'Wolves Sat 25/11/17

Post by DJBlu » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:14 pm

Terrible defending.

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Post by DJBlu » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:19 pm

Sadly my prediction of 2-1 is soooo far off.

We're in for a tatering.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:20 pm

All sounding pretty text book, corner in, big lad ( Boli?) comes in on a header and....we're already climbing uphill. Sammi can't win the throw, they have it. Mic man rackons Cavillero falls over the ball and they get a free kick. And....Ben has to save twice then Robinson clears. Why? Ben grabs the ball now and mic man gives a dose of pessimism they we have a sally. Henry and Whets, Vela, Little, Sammi, Little, Vela, Beevers....Robinso....Henry, Robinson again and....wins a free kick. A bit of mither, then Vela and.....and....Sammi and.....Preatley and...Wheats and.....they block and clear. Robinson wins us a throw. Sammi now, Madine, Sammi again and.....Madine won a header but of course, the ref penalises him. Typical.
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Re: No Fangks, Furg Off: We're The One & Only... Away to a pack o'Wolves Sat 25/11/17

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:22 pm

At least it's not 10-0. Yet.
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Re: No Fangks, Furg Off: We're The One & Only... Away to a pack o'Wolves Sat 25/11/17

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:23 pm

Mambo Italiono and mic man sounds like a Wolves supporter as he grovels in praise. Man up mic man. Here they come again and....some to and fro and....Cavillero again but Beevers clears for a throw. Bit of mither about Bury, then they come and Cavillero lashes one into the side netting.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:26 pm

Beevers wins us a throw and....Robinson..Vela, but they clear and....we get a throw. Little, Pratley, Wheater./..comes to Sammi and....Robinson and....a shot hits a defender, blocked and....cleared. Sammi gets it back Ben clears but back they come and.....it's 2-0...
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Re: No Fangks, Furg Off: We're The One & Only... Away to a pack o'Wolves Sat 25/11/17

Post by DJBlu » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:27 pm

Oh dear. Wait till you see how that goes in.

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:29 pm

Not even half three and it's already damage limitation
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Post by cecil.bob » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:29 pm

Balls.

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Post by DJBlu » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:33 pm

Found out PP.

Teams are doubling up on Ameobi as they know this is our only hope.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:33 pm

Tannoy man has a splutter and we go two behind. Mic man rambling about them and Bury. Meanwhile, they start forth and..we get a goal kic. Mic man shut your face. Is this man really a Whites supporter? (Oh, sorry, he supports Bury....) Madine.....gets stopped and here they come again and..Cavillero wins a corner. Douglas and....Ben and Vela clear and Vela wins a free kick. Keep plugging Whites....come on, it isn't lost yet. Sammi goes, and.....they get a free kick. That's a surprise...They sally, spaghetti stuff then...Robinson, Madine and....Sammi shoots wide. Quick one from them and..some mither about Wigsn, then.....they go offside.
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Post by cecil.bob » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:39 pm

Don't sound like they're playing half bad. Seem to be making chances, just can't do feck all with them. Or is it that our defending is just shite?

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:39 pm

We try again but they block and clear....and sally as mick man drools about "wonderful football". Lots of over to you Claude then Little wins the ball but gets done for a free kick. And....our bench not happy at that. And....free kick them and....some scores, then....Sahidd....and the ref has a small chat and we get a free kick. Robinson, robbed, they come and have some more possession then, we go and Madine, Armstrong, Vela....Robinson, Vela....Little and...they block and clear. Douglass on the deck via Little, then rises and we send one in and....Madine and....Robinson fires one right at the keeper.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:45 pm

We hav e bit of possession then a slip gives us the ball but it ends in a free kick then via Little. Pratlery wins it, we lose it and....we break and Madine loses out. Some mither, then mic man gets back to the commentary. Wheats does well (apparently) but then Ben wallops one, Sahidd gives us a free kick. Homers not happy. Henry now and..(not for Wolves mic man) then a possible handball gets missed and....they come forth and win a throw. The Maffia sounders sally then Wheats gets a booking after the Wolves bench "launch themselves on to the pitch to ensure he does. Parky now gets sent off to the stands for protesting. Ref sends the Wolves boss oiff too.
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Re: No Fangks, Furg Off: We're The One & Only... Away to a pack o'Wolves Sat 25/11/17

Post by DJBlu » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:47 pm

PP sent to the stands as is Wolves manager.

Over nothing really.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:51 pm

Half time looms and...four mins is announced. Little does well and wins a free kick. What a time for us to get one back...and we get another free kick 25 out and central.....Ref takes it back to thirty then.......Sammi, and......hits a Wiganer. Robinson (had a magnificent first half, says the man) ...then Sammi tries a "wee push" and gets a yellow for his trouble. Another late corner to them and....some Twitter abiuyt Bury,,,,then.....Ben grabs it as the whistle ends part one.
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