Animal Wars... T'rotters v T'ykes ('t'home Sat 2/12/17)

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Re: Animal Wars... T'rotters v T'ykes ('t'home Sat 2/12/17)

Post by DJBlu » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:24 pm

Great run into the box by Little to cut it back for Madine.

Burke goes diving in to feck it up.

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Re: Animal Wars... T'rotters v T'ykes ('t'home Sat 2/12/17)

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:26 pm

That must be a record for equalising against us. And.....and.....Buckley gets chop[ped and mic man goes mad as the ref doesn't give a pen back to us. Other mic man says no. Sammi goes and....wins a corner. Ding dong stuff and....a bit of handbags then...Vela and....another corner. And....and....Vela and.....they clear....
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Re: Animal Wars... T'rotters v T'ykes ('t'home Sat 2/12/17)

Post by DJBlu » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:27 pm

That needless lunge by Burke is absolutely insane.

Covering defender as well.

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Re: Animal Wars... T'rotters v T'ykes ('t'home Sat 2/12/17)

Post by cecil.bob » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:30 pm

Well... :spank:

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Re: Animal Wars... T'rotters v T'ykes ('t'home Sat 2/12/17)

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:33 pm

Meanwhile, Beevers clears to Burke, Madine chests to Robinson and....it's a goal kick, eventually. Scores. a bit of mither then some head tennis, then they sally and...Beevers clears and....the ref gives us a free kick. Mic man goes bananas at the ref as we think a booking happens to a redshirt. Buckley goes and....Davies clears. Thirty mins gone and Beevers, Robinson, Burke, Beevers...etc.... mic chat, then they sally and,,,go back and....Hamill comes forth, Moncur, a bad ball and Ben says thanks. And.....they win a throw well down. Sammi intercepts but loses out and...Barnes and.....they sally into our box and....Sammi slips and goes down. Up with a grin and.....some more scores then....some more and....some mither about Liverpool, then we sall and....Little, Sammi and....they clear and win a throw.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:38 pm

Sammi stops Barnes and Vela and Robinson sally. Little, Burke and....it goes back to Ben and gets walloped. We need to score now lads please, and go in on the up. Robinson clears and we win a throw. Beevers, Burke and....Little and....loses out. We need to get in front. Scores that matter not then....some mither about cups and stuff, then....Ben wallops and Sammi goers and wins a throw. Pratley and....we get a throw as Williams gets Sammi booked for nothing (both mic lads agree) Little takes a hrow and...Sammi, Little, Sammi and,,,,,and.....a PENALTY???..Yes...Come on
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Re: Animal Wars... T'rotters v T'ykes ('t'home Sat 2/12/17)

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:39 pm

And.....and.....Buckley got chopped, Madine steps up and......and.....it's....2-1 us....
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:46 pm

Their keeper was being a xxxx time wasting by changing his gloves and.....well, it matters not. We're back in front and the Machine has 2. Some mic chat, and we could do with another to tuen he screw. They sally at us and have some possession bit it ends with a throw to us. Four mins to go. They win it and sally at us. Hamill wins a throw and Sammi and the boss man not happy at thet decision and.....Madine breaks, Vela can't capitalise and they clear. We get a corner via Neeham and....Vela and....Pratley and...Buckley, Burke and.....a goal kick them. Come on lads, turn that screw.......Burke, Pratley loses out and Potts and McCarthy loses it. Vela does well and now Burke, Little, Sammi and....we get a throw. And....some mic mither, then...Sammi takes, Madine can't hold it and three mins are announced as added.
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Post by cecil.bob » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:47 pm

Hat trick today?

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Re: Animal Wars... T'rotters v T'ykes ('t'home Sat 2/12/17)

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:50 pm

They sally, Little goes and Williams robs him and....Robinson, Madine, Vela and....Madine and.....cleared. They break and sally and we get a goal kick. A Ben wallop and....They clear, Robinson, the Buckley but they get a throw. Are we going in ahead at the break? Beevers clears, we get a throw and....that's Part Oner done with.
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Re: Animal Wars... T'rotters v T'ykes ('t'home Sat 2/12/17)

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 02, 2017 4:04 pm

So.......we have the lead, can we increase it rather than balls-to-a-daisy cliff hanging on? We surely have to be dominant this second period. Let's do it...COME ON YOU WHITES.... Part Two.....
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Re: Animal Wars... T'rotters v T'ykes ('t'home Sat 2/12/17)

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 02, 2017 4:14 pm

Hat-trick for the Machine, or a deflected Ben wallop, matters not. A win and three is the only dish that appeals on this menu.
Moncur sallies and they have a throw. the only dish on this menu that appeal. We go and...a bit of htis and that ends with a goal kick to us. Madine, Vela, they clear, Beevers and Robinson get us a throw in our half. Bit of mic chat, then talk of possible changes, then McCarthy hands us a free kick. Burke takes and....Beevers goes forth. Some up and down and they break. Henry, Buckley and Robinson clear well between them.....Robinson deflects but McCarthys allies. Madine holds it up and Pratley wins a free kick. And....some scores then......a bit of chat then Sammi breaks and....we get a throw opposite their box. And..Sammi and....volleyed out for a throw. And now ...after the chat of positions....we have a bit more chat then...Robinson does well and they get a throw....We clear via Robinson (proving his worth it seems by the sheer amount of involvement.). And...they try a sally and...Moncur and....Ben palms it away, then we get the goalkick. Moncur getting forward too often.
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Re: Animal Wars... T'rotters v T'ykes ('t'home Sat 2/12/17)

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 02, 2017 4:17 pm

We set forth, then retreat, then Buckley clear again and....they get a throw. Henry might get booked here.....and does. Potts gets a yellow too for them. And....Sammi and....Little and....can't quite reach it. Throw them and....sme chat and a bit of this and that, then a wallop from them gives us a throw. We need another goal, maybe two as they sally at us and have some possesion and..........Ben makes two saves to keep them out after Bevvers slips up.
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Re: Animal Wars... T'rotters v T'ykes ('t'home Sat 2/12/17)

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 02, 2017 4:21 pm

A bit of an escape there, then a bit of this and that between Vela and Williams and....the fourth officail is on. Armstrong is stripped ready as another official gets in on the act and.....it looks like Vela is getting booked after Williams tries it on. Ah, Williams gets a card to and the...Henry slop[s up and Ben has to save. B uckley leaves and Armstong comes on. Mic man not ver happy with the ref.
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Re: Animal Wars... T'rotters v T'ykes ('t'home Sat 2/12/17)

Post by DJBlu » Sat Dec 02, 2017 4:21 pm

Some of this defending is abysmal.

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Re: Animal Wars... T'rotters v T'ykes ('t'home Sat 2/12/17)

Post by DJBlu » Sat Dec 02, 2017 4:22 pm

Looks like Pratley has fooked his knee.

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Re: Animal Wars... T'rotters v T'ykes ('t'home Sat 2/12/17)

Post by Jim_McDonuts » Sat Dec 02, 2017 4:23 pm

Jeez - here we go again. Please not another draw (gonna need to buy a gumshield, that much teeth grinding goin' on). Be lovely to get out the bottom three but WE NEED GOALS!!

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Re: Animal Wars... T'rotters v T'ykes ('t'home Sat 2/12/17)

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 02, 2017 4:27 pm

Pratley gets whacked and rolls around to a challenge from the back and...Lindsey gets booked. We don't really need an injury right now thanks ref. Come on lads, get annoyed and don't do the rabbits in the headlights. Prats hobbles off and.....hobbles a bit more but looks okay. And.....can Armstrong make a difference? 14,371 crowd announced, mic lads chat about crowds and then....chat a bit more, then....Little and Madine feed Sammi....Just a tad off with the pass and we get a throw. Scores about nowt, Sammi throws and.....in again from Pratley and....Little and...gets a corner. Come on.....In and....some heads, they clear, Robinson sends it back.....and the keeper grabs it.
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Re: Animal Wars... T'rotters v T'ykes ('t'home Sat 2/12/17)

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Dec 02, 2017 4:29 pm

Come on ffs
That's not a leopard!
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Re: Animal Wars... T'rotters v T'ykes ('t'home Sat 2/12/17)

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 02, 2017 4:29 pm

Beevers clears, they come back and....Hammil leaves for Mohamed Shean? Throw them and....Lindsay and Potts and...Henry and Robinson clear. Throw them again and....we need another goal lads. These are the teams we need to beat...and Little lashes o :oyea: :oyea: :oyea: home....3-1.
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