There'll be Bluebirds all over the White Men at Bolton, tomorrow, just you wait and see... Cardiff (h) 23/12

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Re: There'll be Bluebirds all over the White Men at Bolton, tomorrow, just you wait and see... Cardiff (h) 23/12

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:03 pm

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Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:48 pm
Same as last week.

Poor.

0 shots on target.

Ameobi, Vela and Buckley need a rocket up their arses.
Interesting viewpoint. Not saying I’m disagreeing, just that if you’re playing 4-2-3-1 and every member of the 3 needs a bollocking, that’s either extreme misfortune or systemic failure. At least we have replacement options with points to prove in Arma (whose loan is soon up) and Noone (against his old team).

On the bright side, I don’t think Cardiff have had a shot on target either. On the dark side, it’s months since we won a game in the second half.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:11 pm

The curtain rises again as the heralds sound a fanfare. The Northmen prepare to go to battle with th Druids. A silken handkerchief flutters to the groun d then....

Enough of all that. We go kicking towards the North stand. Mic lads have a moan, then we get a free kick. Henry and...Pratley, anc cleared for a throw to us. Little crosses, the keeper clears. A throw, another, and then another. They launch one and....Ben gets impeded by our lads and we concede a corner and....Ben feather pounches and we hack clear. A throw, a throw, my kingdom for a throw...they break and sally, we clear for ...a throw....and...in and Little clears. Are we sitting back in our half again? Back they come and......deflected for a goal kick amidst calls for a corner in Welsh. Little heads clear and time for Ivanhoe and co to forge forth. Cleared and hacked away again and Ben gets it eventually. Ben sails one into Row B, another throw. Talk of 15,000 crowd, then....a goal kick wallop from Ben. Pratley heads one out for....a throw. Mic man cllaims he's disappointed in Cardiff, would he rather we be losing?
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:17 pm

Some scores, some chat, a free kick then a throw to us. In and cleared, Vela, Henry, Beavers....cleared to Buckley and cleared. Beeavers, Henry, wallop and cleared. Ben gets the ball to end that here and there session. Hoylett sallies in and Zamore? gets a yellow for a tackle on Prats. They clear our free kick but it ends up with Ben. Some mither, some scores, then they have a throw...oh, good. Throw them up our end, and...a goal for us about now could set things off....They sally, Sammi intercept bu there's nobody up front. Lang comes and tries a shot. We get a throw. How about a goal lads, oh.....Buckley leaves the fray for Noone. Could this be it?
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:24 pm

Good early sub. Half an hour for Noone to prove a point to both clubs.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:29 pm

High Noone...? or something? Henry gets in a tussle and they get a free thirty out. And.....some chat, then....ref moves us back and....it comes to naught. A stoppage , some more scores, some chat.....hello mudda, hello fadda....sigh.

A Bluebird gets the vet's okay, then we resume. Bogle and Wheats tussle. Madine needs help and...Wheater lashes one, blocked, then Sammi, Little and.....a push in the box gets nothing for us,. They sally forth and win a corner. A sub for the Bluebirds and ...mic man chats about Bury. A front man arrives for them (15,344 crowd confirmed) Throw them and...a corner for them now and .....it's all sounding a bit one-sided. Beevers cl;ears for another corner. They're all in our half and we're being shoved back yet again. Some scores, and......some chat and....Hoylett goes to ground, we clear to halfway. It ends up with their keeper. Apart from Wheats having a wallop, have we had a shot on goal?. Another throw them and.....we clear in part, then Taylor goes down with a head bang. Has Noone had a mention yet? Taylor leaves (to return) and.....some chat.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:32 pm

Dropped ball and some ping-pong. They sally, Hoylett is challenged.....Madine gets fouled but no card for a Bluebird. Henry, Madine and....Sammi and.....we get a corner as a Bluebird flops to the deck. And now........Vela?......and....in it comes and....a handball and we get a PENALTEEEE.....
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:33 pm

And the Machine steps forth and......and......and.....it's 1-0... :oyea: :oyea:
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Post by Jim_McDonuts » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:34 pm

it's a christmas miracle - holy shit

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:35 pm

That just come very nicely, now get another and don't retreat...COME ON YOU WHITES... . :oyea: :oyea:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:36 pm

4ucking get in there! :D
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:42 pm

Balls. Burton are ahead at Reading again.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:43 pm

Sub from them. We get a free and....Sammi goes and gets a free kick and the Druids get a yellow. And....this is pretty near the onion area and.....and.....Noone and.....Madine can't reach it and it's a goal kick them...Tylor, again, Sammi goes and...the keeper nips in. A throw us down the whippet end and.....Vela, they clear for a throw. Reading equalise at Burton. Vela and....Noone goes offside. And now.....Sammi and......he gets decked again for another yellow for the Bluebirds. And...in and...they clear...Wheats a throw and.....and.....Sammi and....Vela and....ohhhh Pratley almost nets as it shaves the post from his flick. Madine, Sammi, he goes and....we get a throw. Cooment on the ref letting a lot of Physical go? They sally, try a con and we get a rhow. Burton goes ahead again, then, break and....Wheats clears for a throw.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:45 pm

They sally and.....we get a goal kick. Sound like the defence have been really on their game today? Five and stops to go. Ben, Madine, Noone and....the keeper grabs. Sammi wins another throw, getting the good words from mic man. Come on lads, do this today. A card for time-wasting, then Madine feeds Nooe and....IT'S 2-0 VELAAAAAA
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Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:46 pm

I've just wet meself.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:50 pm

WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU.... :oyea: :oyea: Vale gets his no 2 this season and what a time to get it...... 1 min and stoppage (mic man tries to decry our win a bit, pxxx of). Throw them now, cleared into the stands....Vela...SIX MINUTES ADDED..... :shock: Free kick us now and.....Wilbraham comes on for Madine. :pray: Well, in a minute. Madine will get the big applause. Time ticks as slowly as High Noon.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:54 pm

Finally an early Christmas present.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:55 pm

can't be too long. Sammi holds off a defender, but the ref gives a goalkick. Last sub for them as Feeney enters the fray. The sub is sub to a bit of surprise as Warnock has words with a defender. Pratley clear, Wilbraham gets elbowed (ref misses that) ahem...as if. Feeny sallies then...that ends with a Ben Wallop goal kick. Mic man reckons 1 min. Butterflies going frantic, then...mic mumbles about this and that as Hoylet sails a Wigan over the bar. And now....more scores....Wolves win....AND WE WIN 2-0.....MERRY CHRISTMAS....... :pray: :pray: :pray: :oyea: :oyea: :oyea:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:56 pm

Blimey :D
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