Can Santa's sack, help get the Monk-ey off our back? Middlesbrough v BWFC 26/12/2017

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Re: Can Santa's sack, help get the Monk-ey off our back? Middlesbrough v BWFC 26/12/2017

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:15 pm

They come again and....Christy and Bongalonga (sp?) have a bit of mention then we clear and Sammi goes forth and...and....Fabio clears well. Taylor gets a bit rough and upsets the homers and gets a yellow. Middlesboro players moaning about hard play? Never....surely....Free kick, and then another via Fabio. Mic man mithers again about Bury, then Madine almost gets in there. Gigg Lane and Bury 2-0 down? Anybody care? Right then...
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:21 pm

Free kick them again and here they come. Good movement forward then we have it and it results in a throw. Downing again..Taylot, Madine, part cleared for a throw to us. Sammi now and....they get a throw. Where's A;f, by the way? The Longa fella comes and again and they get a break and win a corner. Fans making some row. Corner in and...Henry part clears...Ben punches but has a free kick anyway. More Bury mither, then....we get a free kick via Sammi, and....Henry and...ohh, Madine gets a header in that just clears the bar.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:31 pm

Downing and the Longa fell, then they get a cross in that's scuffled wide. Sammi loses out, they come but it gets through to Ben. Henry, Taylor, Madine, Vela, Downing intercepts and they break. We pass it away, but back they cme amd Longa flicks wide. Some mither, then Ben ...well, I don't know what he does, but does it again. We sally a bit, they recover then we get a throw off Braithwaite. And.....Madine, cleared, Vela wins a free kick. Time for Noone to get a mention???? And they recover and Pratley wins the b all, then a free kick. And....in and...cleared and Sammi goes and....ohhhh, Vela's effort gets well blocked. Sammi caused that....Downuing comes again, Beevers blocks. Christy...Downing, Beevers intercepts and then they sally via a long wallop. Longa? is offside. No mention of Noone or even Little yet? Prats gives one away and Little gets in with an almost handball that escapes. Tim Ream scores for Fulham, then they get a throw. And....an effort flicked wide for a goal kick us.
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Post by Prufrock » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:32 pm

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:36 pm

Some chat about this and that, then Sammi's ball cleared. Anopther free kick them as Burton socre against Leeds. Longa goes, Beevers clears. They sally and a soft effort rolls to Ben. Madine, ammi anmd Vela getting up front mention, Little clears, they clear and recover and....Longs's good flick is cleared. Sammi gets decked and the Boro get a yellow. Mither about scores, then...mor mither, then....more scores. Vela and Madine hits one from half a mile that goes over. Henry, Vela and...hello, Noone, but loses out. They have a bit of possesion and Braithwaits shoots across the box but nobody can reach it.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:43 pm

Mither about United losing 2-0 dow,,,heh, heh, oh, wait. Talk of Taylor limping and gets replaced by Anthoneee Robinson. And here they come and Beevers and Ben between them manage to smother a real chance. They sally again and Longa's header is cleared. Prats, Wheats, Robinson and....Vela gives one away despite complaints from Vela and M,adine. Madine, Henry, Sammi, Robinson and...Robinson crosses.....goes again, some more possesion, they clear and we are sounding in it. Pratley gives away a free kick and almost gets a yellow. And.....their keeper clears but Robinson, then Sammi clears it away. Throw us and....some mither about Tim Ream, then Robbo wins a throw way down, And.....Sammi and.....in and some scuffles, then Downing sails one. Bamford tries s shot but Ben watches it go wide.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:45 pm

We approach the break and they get a free kick and sally forth. Robbo clears, Sammi edges forth and Henry gets a free kick.
Wahey, Radio Tango gets a mention on Tower... :oyea:
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Post by Bijou Bob » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:46 pm

Did you hear that Tango??!!

Beat me to it!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:49 pm

Madine gets decked and we get a free kick..and....Henry in, headed clear, Vela, Sammi, they clear and....win a throw. 2 mins added time and we're still in and battling. Come on Whites....they clear and Little sorts that one. They try a cross but no cigar....and....mic man chats, clock ticks and....Henry...no Robbo....and...Sammi's flick goes out.....it's 0-0 at the break. Brew time...
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:50 pm

We're still in, Radio Tango finds fame and....goes off for tea and biscuits :D
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Post by DJBlu » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:50 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:45 pm
We approach the break and they get a free kick and sally forth. Robbo clears, Sammi edges forth and Henry gets a free kick.
Wahey, Radio Tango gets a mention on Tower... :oyea:
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Post by Bijou Bob » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:52 pm

Can we sneak something? I'd take a point but a sneaky Sammy 25 yarder would make my Christmas, particularly if the scum concede again!
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Post by Prufrock » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:59 pm

DJBlu wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:50 pm
TANGODANCER wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:45 pm
We approach the break and they get a free kick and sally forth. Robbo clears, Sammi edges forth and Henry gets a free kick.
Wahey, Radio Tango gets a mention on Tower... :oyea:
:oyea: :pray:
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Post by Prufrock » Tue Dec 26, 2017 4:02 pm

Birmingham and Sunderland losing, us, Barnsley, Hull, QPR and Millwall drawing. Fecking Burton winning again.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Dec 26, 2017 4:07 pm

Ready and raring to go (well, I think so) More of the same from the back and a touch more up front. Two subs left and hoping Parky talks the good talk during the break. Just heard the family visit is off due to kids tummy bugs, so, whilst wqithing a rapid recovery, to the footy......

Part two commenceth. Chris Price resumes, mic man reckons we're making a fist of it. Masine and Sammi, plus Mark Little gewtting the good words. The Homers have swapped Friend for Fabio during the break . They sally forth and Christy tries. Leadbetter, Longs, Leadbetter again, Christy....to and fro then Prats wins us a throw. And....
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Dec 26, 2017 4:09 pm

Vela intercepted well and Sammi got a shot in there. Christy, Gibson, Randoph....Little slips up and they sally ohhhhhh they score off a deflected shot off Wheatsa shoulder. Shxt....1-0 them
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Post by DJBlu » Tue Dec 26, 2017 4:19 pm

We'll be lucky to not lose this 3-0.

Something needs to change.

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Edit: Noone is not working full stop.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Dec 26, 2017 4:19 pm

We might have deserved them getting a shot in, but that was tough on us. Come on Whites...Beevers grabs Longa nd gets a booking, Free kick cleared but only in part. They come again and.....nobody near the cross. Come on Whites, they sally again and....win a corner. Downing and...mic man pessimistic but we clear, then win a goal kick. And now, Beevers, Noone can't reach it, not been a match winner so far. Henry, Robbo, Sammi,,,Robbo, Sammi.....and gives a free kick away. And....some scores, then To and fro, Leadbetter cleans the plates. Robbo, interceptewd but regains. Robbo crosses, Madine an't get near it. Bevers, Sammi but back they come and....Friend....and Noone goes forth......and...Prats, Sammi, Robbo Sammi, Vela, and..a "wayward" ball ends that. More scores, Beevers, Robbo and back to Ben. A wallop (B urton beat Leeds 3-0). We go, Sammi, Prats, Beevers....wallop gets to Sammi. Randolph collects, Little wins a corner.....and.....Vela and....Henry, blocked, cleared and cleared again. In again, cleared agin. Little breaks, Noone sallies....and loses out.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Dec 26, 2017 4:26 pm

Buckey doing a Full Monty (well) on ths side line as he looks to replace Noone. Beevers, Madine, Sammi....well challenged, then the sub occurs. Could this be the turning point. Leeds score against Burton.. :oyea: Prats and Wheats part clear, then we try, again the repluse. Vela not the magician it seems today. Friend fouls Sammi....and....mic man gives some details that don't cheer, then some back and forth, they sally, we deck Leadbetter and....we go to Gigg Lane. No change, no news.

Leeds go ahead at Burton..yeah.....Come on Bolton.......And.....Little clears and breaks, Buckley goes, and they intercept. We get possession, Robbo, tries, then feed Madine who gets decked for no cigar....Long goes and.....scores.....2-0 them
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TANGODANCER wrote:
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Buckey doing a Full Monty (well) on ths side line as he looks to replace Noone. Beevers, Madine, Sammi....well challenged, then the sub occurs. Could this be the turning point. Leeds score against Burton.. :oyea: Prats and Wheats part clear, then we try, again the repluse. Vela not the magician it seems today. Friend fouls Sammi....and....mic man gives some details that don't cheer, then some back and forth, they sally, we deck Leadbetter and....we go to Gigg Lane. No change, no news.

Leeds go ahead at Burton..yeah.....Come on Bolton.......And.....Little clears and breaks, Buckley goes, and they intercept. We get possession, Robbo, tries, then feed Madine who gets decked for no cigar....Longa goes and.....scores.....2-0 them
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