We've been to Elland back, but the great escape is on! Leeds v BWFC 30/3/18 3pm

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Mar 30, 2018 3:21 pm

And....and....Sammi and...it goes for a goal kick. Come on Whites, get back in it early....please. We sally, lose out and..they get a free kick. And...Dallas sets it off. We win it via Taylor and Sammi breaks and....a bit of a promising move fades. Taylor, Buckley, Flanagan.....Sammi and.....we end up with a corner. And.....and....more mic chat, then....then....in and...Beevers and...they clear via Hernandez. It's intercepted by Derik and...a bit more chat. Throw them and...Verradi and...our orange clad keeper (apparently) clears. Alf now, Sammi, Alf and...they clear and sally. A goal kick to us as it slips up a bit. Come on lads, that goal is the onlt bug bear. Sammi, they grab it and break. Dallas again, and a throw them.
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Re: We've been to Elland back, but the great escape is on! Leeds v BWFC 30/3/18 3pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Mar 30, 2018 3:26 pm

Vela beats Hewrnandez and breaks. Flanagan goes, and it ends back with Ben. Kirchoff sets Vela off and....Sammi can't reach it. Flanagan comes forth and...they clear via Vieri but it goes back to Ben. A goal, a goal, my kingdom for a goal. Get amongst it lads. Burton one down so far.....we get a throw and.....Taylor and...Vela, Taylor, Buckley and....Derick sends a Wiganer over the top. Goal kick them. Wallop and they run into the Beever Dam just in time. The fans not happy about that. All we arer saying, is give us a goal......Flanagan, Vela, Derik, Sammi, Vela, ....cleared for a throw to us. Flanagan throws and.....we get a deflected corner....
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Mar 30, 2018 3:30 pm

Sammi, .....Dallas clears, Burke blocks and they get a throw. Mic man says Parky won't be disappointed so far, Really? one down.. Anyway. Beevers gets a free kick near half way. Buckley in, they clear...we get a throw, no we don't, they do. Sammi does well against Hernandez and breaks. Taylor get decked from behind and Dallas gets a yellow and goes in the book. Free kick us and....and.....Taylor and....in and...cleared....Burke gets a throw. He sallies, Taylor goes, Veradi clears....and Alf can't reach it.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Mar 30, 2018 3:42 pm

Some scores that matter not, then Flanagan, Sammi, they clear via Viera and he breaks forth. Hernandez, but back they ome and...they get a throw off Derik. Hernandez and....we now get a throw....and another further up. And....Alf can't reach it in the air. Pennington and Jansen set them off . Veradi and Hernandez, Dallas, xxxx? then sally again. Sammi has to give a corner away after a challenge that needed precision. Another corner and....the crows gather....we clear as Ben grabs it. A roll and wallop and....they get a free kick via Alf. Come on Alf, nip in there and grab one......Now, we get a free near halfway and...Kirchoff loses out to Dallas. They have a quick break, leave Taylor for dead a nd...send one wide.

Theyt come again and...Burke's shins give a corner away. Hernandez and...bodies bounce and they can't quite direct it. Come on Bolton, get in there....desn't sound like Alf's working up front? We get a free kick well down as Veradi chops Flanagan. And...Sammi and.....in and....the keeper punches clear. They break fast, but Buckley knocks it out for a throw. Veradi, Hernandez......Sammi.....Viera....throw us....Sammi goes and...Alf and...he crosses and...we get a throw with five to go. Beever, Derik, Vela.....some chat about giant defenders, then Sammi breaks but Alf can't quite get to it.
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Re: We've been to Elland back, but the great escape is on! Leeds v BWFC 30/3/18 3pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Mar 30, 2018 3:49 pm

Lucozade time looms, Benn wallops it forth. Kirchoff now, Sammi loses out as he slips, and the homers get a free kick. Alf get a head knock together with Jansen? and the sponge appears. Barnsley and Bristol drawing. Some chat amongst the mic men, then...the homers break, Burke stops it, Sammi gets in the way and they get a throw, then a corner as Beevers gets in a tangle. And....6ft 5 inch Jansen heads it against the bar of a corner.......two mins added. Throw them again and....ref ignores a drama queen bid by a Leeds. Kirchoff, them, Aloichi, Taylor.....throw them and...Dallas and...Burton 2-1 down as the half-time whistle goes.
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Re: We've been to Elland back, but the great escape is on! Leeds v BWFC 30/3/18 3pm

Post by DJBlu » Fri Mar 30, 2018 3:51 pm

They've had 1 shot on goal, we've had none.

Bout sums it up.

Lots of huff no puff.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Mar 30, 2018 3:55 pm

Is it wrong to think we need somebody to win headers up front? Alf isn't tall enough to do it, Sammi isn't a header man we need somebody who is. Wilbraham?
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Re: We've been to Elland back, but the great escape is on! Leeds v BWFC 30/3/18 3pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:01 pm

Part Two, a forty-five minute game we need to win. COME ON YOU WHITES...
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Re: We've been to Elland back, but the great escape is on! Leeds v BWFC 30/3/18 3pm

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Fri Mar 30, 2018 3:55 pm
Is it wrong to think we need somebody to win headers up front? Alf isn't tall enough to do it, Sammi isn't a header man we need somebody who is. Wilbraham?
Wilbraham isn't an everythingelse man though.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:09 pm

We commence again....Sun shining over Yorkshire (apparently) and let's hope it shines on us. Leeds set it off, no changes noted so far. The purple perils sally via Vela, they grab it and break and Ben has to make a sharp save. Aloishi, O'Kane and..they come forth and get a corner. And......Hernandez and.....it gets to the back post but is lashed wildly over. Not a good sign, but lets hope it all gets better. Free kick us now and.....Sammi and....our big lads come in and...and....and....Vela heads but they grab via the keeper and break. They're on it again and...we go 2 down. Soft stuf.
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Re: We've been to Elland back, but the great escape is on! Leeds v BWFC 30/3/18 3pm

Post by DJBlu » Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:10 pm

Taylor at left back caught out again.

FFS.

Don't we have pace there? hmmm yes we do but he's jet lagged after spending 90 minutes on the bench in the USA.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:13 pm

Not good enogh then. We were supposed to have a chance here and they get one each half already. Something drastic needed. A point right now would seem like a grail quest..but...who knows? Free kick us....comes to nought as the keeper does well. Flanaga, Sammi and...a throw us in our half. Ben to Sammi, Alf.....and....Sammi and.....Alf scoresa ALFEEEEEEE
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Is it wrong to think we need somebody to win headers up front? Alf isn't tall enough to do it, Sammi isn't a header man we need somebody who is. Wilbraham?
Just scored with his head :D

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:25 pm

Alf nodded one home and....Sammi breaks now and lashes one just wide. Better, better.....2-1 the homers, but Alf gives us hope. Vela goes, Sammi, Flanners, and a livlelier atmosphere altogether as the faithful are now in the stadium. Sammi, Derik, he fouls Viers (Sammi does) and Veradi takes it short. Hernandez.....they break and...Beevers clears. Ben wallops and...we get a throw. Flanners and....Taylor and....Dallas knocks it out. Throw them now, Dalas and....it goes to Ben. Wallop and....mic lads have a chat. And....Hernandez causing problems up front again. Half an hour to get it back....the homers make the first sub. Viera goes, Vela gives away a throw (an unpronouncable replaces another?) Noise levels are up the scale. Throw them....and...a goal kick us. A ben wallop and...mic lads chat, homers sally, more mic chat. Buckley comes, O'Kane shadows him, Kirschoff and Beevers clear. Forth we go as the Postman looks to replace...? Throw them, Dallas and.....another homer warms up. Vela goes, Ben wallops forth, Jansen clears. Sammi wins a fortunate throw. Burke and...Alf get riled at the ariel stuff (no surprise). Buckley leaves for Morais.
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Some player chat, then, Ben wallops again and Viera and Kirschoff clash. They get a free kick. Jansen, ...and mic man comments Vela hasn't done that much? They have some possesaion and Dallas breaks and......Ben has to save after we open up like a tine of beans (apparently) . Come on Whites (Purples) and on it goes. Viera goes, we challenge, they come back via Hernandez. Dallas almost gets in, they get a corner. And.....in and...Hernandez and.....Jansen heads well wide. Twenty to go and....we get a throw. Ben now and..bowls it clear as Wilbraham dons the purple. Ben clears, Kirchoff, Morais and...Sammi and.....and....Flaanagan and....the ref stops the game as Alf gets a knock.
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Big Wilbur steps forth and Alf seems okay. Kirchoff leaves for Wilbur. Some chat, some scores, we go and...Sammi sallies..Taylor, Morais....Taylor and....we lose out eventually. Corner us and....high and eleven foot Jansen clears. Taylor and now Derik, Flanners, Burke, Taylor, Morais, and.....some chat. Throw us and..we get a corner. Are they a bit nervous....in and....Burke and...Sammi...and they clear off the line. Meanwhile, Dallas is down and play slows. Some irrelevant scores, then...some chat and.....in it goes, Jansen clears, they break and...don't take advantage. Aloishi goes, loses out to Taylor. Dalls now, but Beevers gets and breaks. Morais loses out and....Taylor gives a throw away.
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Time's ticking on, Burke clears, Flanners loses out, Jansen sallies and....Derik is forced to give a corner away. Can we do it? Corner them and....cleared. Alf wins a free kick, and now a bit of this and that, a bit of chat and then....the homers make a sub. Somebody for Aloishi?. Free kick us now with 8 mins left. Wallop.....and Alf gives one away. Ref slowing it down. We give a free away too near for comfort and..we clear and Sammi tries a break. Come on lads, get a point at least.....Dallas...they get a throw....and..some chat, then....Burke. Flanners, Wilbraham....Alf loses out and they wallop. Ben clears a big one, they clear, Morais picks up and....Sammi can't reach it. Goal kick them and ...35, 377 of a crowd announced. And....Morais....and Zac Clough pops up out of an Easter egg on the line.. They sally and Flanagan gives a soft one away. And.......Hernandez delivers a cracker that can't quite be directed. Come on Zac, make a difference.....time almost up....Parky animated as Flanners ....Alf goes down, no cigar. Thewy clear, Vela feed Burke. Taylor goes, Beevers node one in and ...it comes back and Benn has to save well..again. Hernandes....but Sammi breaks as five mins added. They sally, Flanners clears...come on...
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:56 pm

We've done it in added time before.....Zac passes a bit strong, they recover it and break....we win possession, Clough, Taylor, Flanagan, Derik, Vela, Morais.....cleared...Derik again and.....its a throw to them. Come on lads, we need that goal and point.....come on...Hernandes, Beevers, Burke....ref stops the game and speaks to his liner? And.....and..Wilbraham and Jansen get the hello boys fropm the ref. Two yellows but they get the free kick. They sally at us, a throw them and time is ticking like the High Noon clock.....can we?....Dallas, Beev ers, Dallas....and Ben...a wallop and....that's it. A disappointing loss to what soun ded like soft goals? I'll be advised on that. 2-1 Leeds
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Re: We've been to Elland back, but the great escape is on! Leeds v BWFC 30/3/18 3pm

Post by DJBlu » Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:56 pm

Not good enough.

Well played Leeds. Two defendable goals scored.

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Post by GhostoftheBok » Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:08 pm

We showed why we are where we are in the league, but it's not away games that'll keep us up. Barnsley dropped points at home, which is a bigger deal for their survival hopes than a loss away is for our's.

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