Can we ram home the point(s), only time wool tell ewe! (A) at Derby, Sat 7th April

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Re: Can we ram home the point(s), only time wool tell ewe! (A) at Derby, Sat 7th April

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:10 pm

We sally, Henry slips up, Jems pass goes out for a throw. Mic man talks Palace? Ben kicks. Sammi goes and they clear and break. Alf fouls Huddlestone and they get the free kick. Little, Nugent clears, we wallop, vela loses out. Carson clears. They sally at walk pace then Robinson, Noone and cleared. Little goes and.....and...they clear as he slips. Wheater give one away. The barrel bottomers are performing (all except us of course) as scores come in. Vela....Carson clears and...we get a throw. Robbo. Burton go ahead as Brum...
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Re: Can we ram home the point(s), only time wool tell ewe! (A) at Derby, Sat 7th April

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:11 pm

As it stands

FT Barnsley 3-2 Sheff U
L Birmingham 0-1 Burton
L Derby 2-0 Bolton
L Hull 2-0 QPR
L Leeds 0-1 Sunderland
L Reading 1-0 Preston
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:12 pm

Mean while....Little does well and....the cross floats over and out. COME ON BOLTON...and Lawrence dashes forth and xxxing scores. 3-0 them and they're making us look soft.
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Re: Can we ram home the point(s), only time wool tell ewe! (A) at Derby, Sat 7th April

Post by DJBlu » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:14 pm

Ben Alnwick get's in on the action of playing terribly.

Watch that goal later on. The lad runs through midfield and unleashes a shot which goes underneath Alnwick.

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:18 pm

Derby's third puts us on the same points and goal difference as Birmingham, above them only on goals scored. Eeh, my.

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Re: Can we ram home the point(s), only time wool tell ewe! (A) at Derby, Sat 7th April

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:21 pm

It's very hard not to spew up at this shxt. They're all over us arent they? We try, Alf passes badly, we lose out. Can we get four goals and not concede in about thirty minutes.....er, probably not. Why am I bothering. We don't even sound to be making a fight of it. Jem does well, Vela crosses, Sammi and....A SHOT ON GOAL from ????....well, over it, but hey...#Sammi clears for a throw. Is this the start of the Revolution? Jem....goes backwards....Alf loses it and the Rams break. We go via Robbo and...they get a throw. Meranwhile, mic man talks of cabbages and kings, then the homers sally but we get a throw. Vela, Little and Sammi go. All square and back, then a cross and we get a corner of a blocked Noone shot. Vela on the corner, they clear, Sammi hits a post.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:21 pm

Preston hit the post at Reading - if they come back to draw, it would reel the Royals back in to one point above us and Birmingham

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Post by jmjhb » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:22 pm

Morale rock bottom at the worst possible time.

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Post by Peter Thompson » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:23 pm

"Bolton fans celebrate Vela 25 yard shot that goes way over the bar like they have just won the cup final"

Make of that what you may folks !

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Re: Can we ram home the point(s), only time wool tell ewe! (A) at Derby, Sat 7th April

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:24 pm

Birmingham hit the post but they're still losing

Realistically, that game is more important than ours for the next 25 minutes

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Re: Can we ram home the point(s), only time wool tell ewe! (A) at Derby, Sat 7th April

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:27 pm

Ben....some scores that matter not, then...more chat and...Noone and Jem and Vela. Jem, Beevers Henry....backwards, Jem...all to no real avail. Wheats clears for a throw, they take and play pat-a-cake. Throw them and....some more this and that as a couple of subs warm up for the Rams. Goal kick us. Ben...er, kicks it and his opposite number gets it. Mic man comments on atmosphere (what's that?) We get a free kick. Palmer arrives for Nugent and Cameron Jerome replaces Vidra.
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Re: Can we ram home the point(s), only time wool tell ewe! (A) at Derby, Sat 7th April

Post by DJBlu » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:27 pm

We're apparently 560-1 to win this one.

Ridiculously low odds.

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:28 pm

L Hull (Grosicki 62') 3-0 QPR

FT Barnsley 3-2 Sheff U
L Birmingham 0-1 Burton
L Derby 3-0 Bolton
L Hull 3-0 QPR
L Leeds 0-1 Sunderland
L Reading 1-0 Preston

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:31 pm

L Leeds (Hernandez 72') 1-1 Sunderland

FT Barnsley 3-2 Sheff U
L Birmingham 0-1 Burton
L Derby 3-0 Bolton
L Hull 3-0 QPR
L Leeds 1-1 Sunderland
L Reading 1-0 Preston

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Re: Can we ram home the point(s), only time wool tell ewe! (A) at Derby, Sat 7th April

Post by Athertonian » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:31 pm

Can't keep relying on other teams for favours. Unless Parkinson works a minor miracle Wanderers are going down. They can't defend and can't score goals.

If Parkinson doesn't know his best team by now he needs to vacate and let someone else have a go.

I really fear for this club next term because it can only get worse.

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:33 pm

Sub: Derik on for Henry (74')

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:34 pm

L Hull (Hernandez 69') 4-0 QPR

FT Barnsley 3-2 Sheff U
L Birmingham 0-1 Burton
L Derby 3-0 Bolton
L Hull 4-0 QPR
L Leeds 1-1 Sunderland
L Reading 1-0 Preston

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Re: Can we ram home the point(s), only time wool tell ewe! (A) at Derby, Sat 7th April

Post by GhostoftheBok » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:35 pm

Well. We are shite, aren't we.

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Re: Can we ram home the point(s), only time wool tell ewe! (A) at Derby, Sat 7th April

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:36 pm

Sammi goes, Little wins a throw, the clock show twenty mins. Hull 3 up now. .Mic man speaks of Tuesday fixtures and it sounds like the players are all having a l;ie down. What a commentary this is. Palmer and Jerome now, but we clear to Sammi. Back they come, Jerome shoots, they come again and ....more scores. Huddlestone, Davies and....Jerome almost gets in but Ben gets there first. How soft we sound. Henry, Vel, Sammi....and wins a corner. And...Henry leaves for Derik..
Corner and....Carson saves for another corner and....they clear. Sammi, a throw, they clear and break. Jerome pushes Beavers over? Really? Jerome?.............And...we clear. Robbo....poor and Alf gets a yellow for temper.
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Re: Can we ram home the point(s), only time wool tell ewe! (A) at Derby, Sat 7th April

Post by Jim_McDonuts » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:38 pm

On an optimistic note, 2 shots on target!

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