CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:25 pm

Game over 《digs out Accrington A-Z》
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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by DJBlu » Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:27 pm

It's ok guys we've got all that attacking intent on the bench so we'll be fine.

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Post by Mar » Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:30 pm

Great. Now we need 2. Can't remember the last time we scored more than one.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:32 pm

Whites fans obviously not happy, but that's pretty expected. We really do need to stop the rot and...the red tails are up.
Nothing but goals...will do. Burton one up at Derby. Only Bolton are shaping like wooden ducks. Wheats and Burke part clear, Gardner send Potts away. And....we get a goal kick. xxxx the finnesse now. Long ball, who cares? We go to Giggle Lane. Yet again soft defending has cost us and somebody need to show some balls. Be wallops, we keep it, Morais, Robbo, the fans shout for attack and....Wheats and....part cleared . Ben again now and....Burke gets done for a trailing leg. Now lads, get the fight back in it...Come on.....Mcbirney, Moncurs, Garner pass it around then....Robbo lose out on a throw shout. Goal kick from a cross and too much happening in our half right now.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:34 pm

What the fxck did Alnwick think he was doing?
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:38 pm

Ben not to fight for the world championship then with that punch? They come, we block, Sammi loses out, Ben clears again. Back to Ben. Have a shot Ben...Robbo and...Henry, Morais and....Beevers goes back, Burke goes back fans wave them forward. Throw them and....a foulf, and it goes to us. Robbo now and...Henry..back...Beevers and..Sammi and...Alf loses out and they break. They sound to be too much in charge at this mo. Beever hacks, they hack bac. All ends back with Ben. Can we actually manage and attack....we get a throw and....Sammi and...Prats and....Alf tries on and our attack end getting cleard. Morais tries and fails. A wallop from them and Beevers gives then a throw. We go to Giggle Lane. #

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:45 pm

They have us all at sixes and sevens and almost score a second. How man shots have we had? Alf.....a throw and...you can't score if you don't send the ball at their goals. Two free kicks us in quick succession. And.....Burke and....Henry's volley is blocked for a corner and....Morais, Burke...they clear and Little makes a poor pass. Robbo gets a throw as he breaks. Henry...and Beever thought he had a free kick so the ref gives then a free kick. Fans get ready to dash for pies and pints and....Burke and...throw them...Their keeper clears, Sammi loses out and mic man tells us Anthony Axford is good for wood. Beevers and Wheats in a tangle, then Prats gets decked and we get a free as half time looms. I'm feeling sick. Get Wilbraham and Noone on.
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Post by DJBlu » Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:47 pm

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Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:45 pm
They have us all at sixes and sevens and almost score a second. How man shots have we had? Alf.....a throw and...you can't score if you don't send the ball at their goals. Two free kicks us in quick succession. And.....Burke and....Henry's volley is blocked for a corner and....Morais, Burke...they clear and Little makes a poor pass. Robbo gets a throw as he breaks. Henry...and Beever thought he had a free kick so the ref gives then a free kick. Fans get ready to dash for pies and pints and....Burke and...throw them...Their keeper clears, Sammi loses out and mic man tells us Anthony Axford is good for wood. Beevers and Wheats in a tangle, then Prats gets decked and we get a free as half time looms. I'm feeling sick. Get Wilbraham and Noone on.
It's the back 3 that's worrying. Burke and Beevers are playing like strangers.

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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by Mar » Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:48 pm

Can't see where the next goal is coming from. Maybe an Ameobi long shot?

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:49 pm

Alf, cleared and....Little and...they break and clear the danger. Burton 2-1 up on Derby. Bolton are losing. A yellow for Peter Moore and a free kick to us. Ben wallops and Beevers gives one away. Homers want Beevers booked by the home fans and some body has the idea of Wheats up front (I said that a fortnight ago)...Half time, 1-0 them. Not good enough lads.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:50 pm

Noooo. Whatever you do don't get Wilfxckenbrahahahabum on.
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Post by Athertonian » Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:50 pm

Not good enough simple as.

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:53 pm

Burton two-one up. Can you believe it. Yes we can.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:59 pm

Can somebody get a message to the dressing room; unless we score this half we stand a fair chance of being relegated and their cushy little life styles at risk of drifting away. Quite what's happened to Beevers and player of he season Wheater is a mystery; 15 goals betwen them last season, this...? 1. Try a few lashes from halfway, the floaters aren't working and we might get a couple of rebounds. If we score the atmosphere could change in the time it takes for a pint to go flat. There's nowhere to hide lads, right now you're relegation fodder. Get it sorted...
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:02 pm

We have a rousing advert on Tower about bathroom tiles and a boost for taxis, then...hold your breath, a 45 minute game where we give the opposition a goal start. No bother. Mic man thinks Buckley is replacing Burke. Sammi to score three...
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:05 pm

Piddick, replaces Jackson for the Reds, and away we go. They clear, Wheats feeds Benn who....wallops. Some mic chat, then Sammi wins a quick throw and....a cross and....ooohhhh Robbo volleys one just wide..
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:08 pm

Wheats, Sammi....they clear, appeal for a fgree kick and...mic man suggesat a fan want to swp all eleven players. Homers get a free kick via the keeper and.....short and....Wheats get an elbow and...the ref gives them a free as Sunderland draw level with Reading. And.....a goal now either way can change the world. Ben send one into the stand. Throw them.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:11 pm

Jack, my workmate has a text saying his missus is reacting badly to her chemotherapy and is vomiting profusely. He's left to go and hold her hand. I'm sitting in her seat in the home stand. Non of this is good for the soul... I wish I'd taken my dog out for a long lonely walk instead.
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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by DJBlu » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:12 pm

Playing long ball to ALF. Ameobi ineffective. Feck knows when we'll score in a game.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:14 pm

Soft free kick against Henry, then.....some passing and...Little clears for a throw. Come on Whites....get that equaliser. Henry clears, wallops and back it comes. Beevers and Robbo break....Little, Buckley and...a touch like a blacksmith and..well, we get a throw. Henry, Buckley, Sammi, backwards and...a wallop. Sammi gives one away. Davies hoofs and we're into the last 30 mins. Sammi, Prats, Robbo...cleared. Henry, Pratley..Robbo and....Hammil savages Buckley and we get a free kick. And Moraais steps up, adjusts his post sack and...and.....Alf and Sammi and lots of handball claims are waved away in favour of a corner....Moris and.....Wheats header is cleared off the lin with the keeper beaten. Sammi takes one for the Whites.
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