CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:14 pm

Ahhh fxck this, I'm going home.
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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by DJBlu » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:15 pm

Cheating bastards. Saved on the floor by the defenders hand.

I mean proper style goalkeeper save.

Corner given.

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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:20 pm

Wheats, Beevers, Alf....Buckley and...keeper comes and grabs. Football much, much better says mic man, but they break and win a corner and.....Beever clears.....they lose it to Buckley and Gardner collects a yellow. Come on Whites....Buckley..Robbo and...cleared. Ben has to grab a poor backpass from Beevers and......Moore goes down looking for a pen against Wheats. Back they come and...McBirney dives and get Beevers a yellow. Big noise from both sets of fans and....Ben catches ther free kick. Throw us now and....Sammi goes and.....Alf...we get a corner again....Come on.....Come on...Morais and.....Wheats lases one that is deflected for another corner. Morais...Buckley and....they clears and it goes back to Ben. Wallop to Sammi., they get a throw....
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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:21 pm

Henry fouled again by Moore (already on a yellow) Morais and.....it goes to the keeper. Back to Giggle Lane.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:28 pm

Free kick them. Gardner 25 out and......and...the wall works. Beevrers clears, then Henry. Back to their keeper and we get a deep throw . They come, win a throw and we now get a throw. Henry, they clear back to Ben. Morais and....Sammi goes and...Prats, Robbo...blocked...Wheats, Little....Sammi....and...wins a free kick. Is this the time...? Come on ....and...Morais and....and...another corner as they clear. Sunderland go in front at Reading....Morais again...and again and...again and....Henry and...Sammi, Robbo....and poor. COME ON WHITES....COME ON.....They cross and Moore nods one over. Noone takes deep breaths and....Burton go 3 up. Crazy everywhere except here.
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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by Mar » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:29 pm

Just need a goal. Sounds like we're trying just need to be clinical

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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:30 pm

We're going down in bottom place again at this rate
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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:33 pm

Little leaves, Noone appears. Morais dropping deep right. Potts has to leave injured and Bradshaw come on...Ben, Robbo and some this and that. Morais and...Wheats and....Beever lashes. Henry, Alf and....Sammi's header falls to a homer. 18 mins says mic man....they sally and...Moncur lashes one. Ben sends it forth. Sammi goes and....gives one away. I really feel sick as ref refuses an appeal from Wheats. Beevers heads clear, Noone goes and..Alf and.....hits a wild one over the bar.
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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by DJBlu » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:34 pm

If we get anything out of this it will be the biggest miracle ever.

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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:36 pm

Homers slly, we break...Alf goes and it deflects over the bar for a corner and...Prats sends one over for a goal kick. Why didn't we play like this sooner, like last week maybe? Prats wins a foul near halfway. Robbo and...we get anothe corner and...the ref pulls that back for over-eagerness. Again, Morais and....keeper gets a free kick (of course). Off to Giggle.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:40 pm

Meanwhile..Roobo goes and....we get another corner as Piddick knocks it over. Morais and.....and....a penalteeeee!"

Come on....Moncur gets booked and.....and....Alf grabs it and.....and.....bedlam reigns, claims mic man as they hassle Alf. Prats and McBirney get the words of ref man and......yellow cards.....and....and....YEAH... :oyea: :oyea: :oyea: :oyea: :oyea: :oyea:
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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by DJBlu » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:41 pm

AAAAAALLLLFFFFFIIIIEEEE!!!!!

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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:41 pm

Keep throwing the kitchen sink at em. Let's win it!
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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by DJBlu » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:41 pm

That lanky no shinpad wearing albino wants sending off for simulation.

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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:44 pm

If only we can complete the miracle and.....Sammi goes and....Morais, Sammi and....ohhhh goalkick. Hello mudda, hello fadda, this is better this is badder.....Come on Whites, six mins to go and.....Sammi and....a throw as the homers bring Mahoney on as last sub. Noone and Smmi go and,,,and NONN OE SCOOOORES..... :oyea: :oyea: :oyea: :oyea:
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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:44 pm

You feckin beauty!!!!
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Post by DJBlu » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:44 pm

WHAT A FECKING SUBSTITUTION!!!!!

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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:45 pm

feck me :D
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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by Whookam » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:45 pm

Oh my...

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Re: CRUNCH TIME. Away at Baaaarnsley. Saturday Apr14th 3pm

Post by Jim_McDonuts » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:48 pm

Joy.
Feel a bit for the Spotty one though, worst of all worlds.
Anyhow, we're winning and wherever he is is, I'm sure, glad of it.
C'mon you beauties, let it finish like this pleeeeaaasssee

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