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Anyone for a caption comp?

Post by as » Wed Oct 13, 2010 8:56 am

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Post by jaffka » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:31 am

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Re: Anyone for a caption comp?

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Re: Anyone for a caption comp?

Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:52 am

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Re: Anyone for a caption comp?

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Re: Anyone for a caption comp?

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:39 am

Bruno3 wrote:"My cock is only this big"
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Re: Anyone for a caption comp?

Post by thebish » Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:42 am

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Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:42 am

Ate my banana, surely?
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Post by thebish » Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:49 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Ate my banana, surely?
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Post by ratbert » Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:06 pm

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Re: Anyone for a caption comp?

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:34 pm

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Post by marshall_42 » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:35 pm

Not a caption entry, but a looky likey entry perhaps?

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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:54 pm

marshall_42 wrote:Not a caption entry, but a looky likey entry perhaps?

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Re: Anyone for a caption comp?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:08 pm

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