Adam Johnston

[wandering]

Yes I know this sounds ridiculous but...

Soemone I know reasonably close to the club told me last night that we are enquiring about getting Adam Johnston on loan from Man City.

Don't shoot the messenger.

[TKIZ!]

That can't be right. I mean he'll go from one bench to another.

[Lofthouse Lower]

Not sure City would loan him to a title rival

[Worthy4England]

Not sure City would loan him to a title rival

Why would City think they were in the hunt for the title?

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Nice idea, as Johnson seems to have become unpopular with his manager and colleagues.

We might even play him on the left wing.

[Worthy4England]

Nice idea, as Johnson seems to have become unpopular with his manager and colleagues.

We might even play him on the left wing.

I guess then, all our left wingers would be able to train with all our left backs...

[Verbal]

It'd be great to have England's foremost left-sided midfielder at the club, with Johnson as his understudy.

[General Mannerheim]

I would have a wank on the town hall steps if he signed!

[Worthy4England]

I would have a wank on the town hall steps if he signed!

That should fit in nicely with BWFCI telling us he'll show his arse on the town hall steps if he signs...

Best of luck to the both of you.

[Gary the Enfield]

I would have a wank on the town hall steps if he signed!

That should fit in nicely with BWFCI telling us he'll show his arse on the town hall steps if he signs...

Best of luck to the both of you.

[Zulus Thousand of em]

I would have a wank on the town hall steps if he signed!

That should fit in nicely with BWFCI telling us he'll show his arse on the town hall steps if he signs...

Best of luck to the both of you.

I do hope neither of you conceive.

[truewhite15]

Fook! So we're getting (apparently) both Adam Johnson and Keisuke Honda in January?? I would gladly streak around Bolton if that was the case...

[Zulus Thousand of em]

Fook! So we're getting (apparently) both Adam Johnson and Keisuke Honda in January?? I would gladly streak around Bolton if that was the case...

Make sure you sprint past the Town Hall. You might get invited to the gay love-in.

[Lord Kangana]

Are you inviting many, Zulus?

[Zulus Thousand of em]

Are you inviting many, Zulus?

No. It's getting too crowded already without me.


Thank feck!

[Bruce Rioja]

Fook! So we're getting (apparently) both Adam Johnson and Keisuke Honda in January?? I would gladly streak around Bolton if that was the case...

A new player AND a new mower. Excellent! What time on the Town Hall steps?

[Gary the Enfield]

Fook! So we're getting (apparently) both Adam Johnson and Keisuke Honda in January?? I would gladly streak around Bolton if that was the case...

A new player AND a new mower. Excellent! What time on the Town Hall steps?

To quote part of a childish piece of prose from my primary school days, ''tampax two and sex seconds''

[thebish]

Fook! So we're getting (apparently) both Adam Johnson and Keisuke Honda in January?? I would gladly streak around Bolton if that was the case...

A new player AND a new mower. Excellent!

made me laugh out loud!

[bobo the clown]

Fook! So we're getting (apparently) both Adam Johnson and Keisuke Honda in January?? I would gladly streak around Bolton if that was the case...

A new player AND a new mower. Excellent!

made me laugh out loud!

I have to say I've laughed out loud throughout this thread.

... anyway, showing your arse from the THS's I can deal with, both wanking on them is a new one

[Il Pirate]

To quote part of a childish piece of prose from my primary school days, ''tampax two and sex seconds''


I'd forgotten that