TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Generally, the majority of contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on

Oh I'd say they are for the recipients... but I know you're not speaking literally, Caps.

[CAPSLOCK]

I'm desperately hoping my success in getting those two ranks into my post hasn't been lost on you

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Dear God...

[CAPSLOCK]

Yes my child

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

I'll wake up and confound the disappointed by no longer behaving like the mayor of simpleton

[CAPSLOCK]

Hey, free download you say

I'll have some of that

In fact, I'll buy the album...first one since I discovered the internet

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Good man.

[RobbieSavagesLeg]

Hey, free download you say

I'll have some of that

In fact, I'll buy the album...first one since I discovered the internet

It was you that discovered the internet?

There's me thinking it was a human invention in the seventies.

[jimbo_bwfc]

http://www.bwfc.co.uk/page/General/0,,1 ... 44,00.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

218 pages in. Signing Number 2.

And technically 3 and 4 >>> dazbentleybfc Darren Bentley
"Paperwork still being dotted and crossed but Eagles and Mears have permission to play for Bolton at Bury tonight"

[Worthy4England]

I'll go for page 218

Does this mean we have to get to page 327 before the next one?

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

You wait 218 pages for a signing and then three turn up at once, etc

[bobo the clown]

Generally, the majority of contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on

What about verbal contracts ?

[hisroyalgingerness]

Coyle bingo's onto a winner here:

He's got the quality, drive and desire to compete at the highest level in the Barclays Premier League and I'm delighted that we have been able to bring him to the club

[TKIZ!]

I'll go for page 218

Does this mean we have to get to page 327 before the next one?

Here's hoping

[SonsOfThunder]

Hey, free download you say

I'll have some of that

In fact, I'll buy the album...first one since I discovered the internet

It was you that discovered the internet?

There's me thinking it was a human invention in the seventies.

He'll be hearing from Al Gore about this!

[CAPSLOCK]

Generally, the majority of contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on

What about verbal contracts ?

STFU you Welsh bastard

We're talking music released about 40 years after you

[Verbal]

Generally, the majority of contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on

What about verbal contracts ?

Mine are pretty shocking to be fair.

[n035209]

Chinese people however.....

Don't you mean hao ever

[TKIZ!]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14131183.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Apologies if it's been highlighted before. This is an excellent promotional piece for the Owen Coyle finishing school of football

[mullayo]

4-4-1-1 may suit our personnel better.

State of play as at July 28th (red is injured or indisposed)

Position--starter--backup--3rd stringer

GK: Jussi, Bogdan
RB: Steinsson, Ricketts ,
LB: Robinson, Alonso,
CB: Knight,
CB: Cahill, Wheater
CM: ReoCoker,Muamba,Savis,
CM: Holden,Pratley,
RW: Lee, Mears,
LW: Petrov,, Gardner, Alonso
AM: Eagles, Mavies, Blake,
ST: SKD, Klasnic, Eaves,