TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[cecil.bob]

Blackburn have released Diouf lol big Sam will be in there for the Bolton reserve team.

Are there odds somewhere on that? If we didn't pick up Kakuta or N'gog I almost wouldn't mind seeing Dioufy back. He just pissed so many people off I couldn't help but love him in that childish way...

[Turkish Trotter]

To Date

Out In

Al Habsi
Elmander Ngog
Sturridge Tuncay
O'Brian Boyata
Taylor Eagles
Cohen Pratley
Ward Kakuta
Mears
Reo Coker

Go on I must have forgotten someone.
Seems a great window to now.

[Turkish Trotter]

My spacings have gone, but you get the idea !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Beefheart]

To Date

Out In

Al Habsi
Elmander Ngog
Sturridge Tuncay
O'Brian Boyata
Taylor Eagles
Cohen Pratley
Ward Kakuta
Mears
Reo Coker

Go on I must have forgotten someone.
Seems a great window to now.

Have to say, with the exception of Sturridge, and the fact we haven't signed a keeper, that the in's are improvements on the out's.

[plymouth wanderer]

stoke city must have the uglyiest fans going

[jaffka]

that lanky git with the big wing nut ears and millions of teeth all over his mouth, feck me he was unlucky with the looks

[Turkish Trotter]

that lanky git with the big wing nut ears and millions of teeth all over his mouth, feck me he was unlucky with the looks

Who's that Crouch ???

[Annoyed Grunt]

that lanky git with the big wing nut ears and millions of teeth all over his mouth, feck me he was unlucky with the looks

Has Crouch definitely signed then?

[jaffka]

some supporter who was in the back ground when sky sports were at the ground to the right of the screen

there was another one who was highly amusing in making masturbating and middle finger gestures at the camera

[TKIZ!]

Stoke fans, so backward. If they need a new location for the Deliverance sequel

[Rodney Trotter]

Teeth on that

[Annoyed Grunt]

Stoke fans, so backward. If they need a new location for the Deliverance sequel

Arsenal supporters not far behind.

[jaffka]

Teeth on that

that is him, now famous

[TKIZ!]

What has been seen can never be unseen!!

[Tombwfc]

To Date

Out In

Al Habsi
Elmander Ngog
Sturridge Tuncay
O'Brian Boyata
Taylor Eagles
Cohen Pratley
Ward Kakuta
Mears
Reo Coker

Go on I must have forgotten someone.
Seems a great window to now.

Have to say, with the exception of Sturridge, and the fact we haven't signed a keeper, that the in's are improvements on the out's.

I think the jury is out on that, but certainly we've done as well as we possibly could given the circumstances.

[jaffka]

swp has now signed for qpr

[TKIZ!]

To Date

Out In

Al Habsi
Elmander Ngog
Sturridge Tuncay
O'Brian Boyata
Taylor Eagles
Cohen Pratley
Ward Kakuta
Mears
Reo Coker

Go on I must have forgotten someone.
Seems a great window to now.

Have to say, with the exception of Sturridge, and the fact we haven't signed a keeper, that the in's are improvements on the out's.

I think the jury is out on that, but certainly we've done as well as we possibly could given the circumstances.

Honestly? That's what you think? Seriously? We've got rid of some very average squad players and brought in some more Coyle type ones. I don't know what you expected?

[plymouth wanderer]

Teeth on that

crouches love child no wonder he wanted to go there

[jaffka]

just on the BBC:

2225: THE INSIDER

Bolton captain Kevin Davies tells BBC Sport's Alistair Magowan what he has been up to on transfer deadline day: "It's good to get away from the deadline day madness, we've been given some time off so I'm on holiday with my family in Spain. The rumours make me laugh, I heard one on the radio earlier that I was spotted at Arsenal!"

[TKIZ!]

"Mamma, you've been bad!"