The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by boltonboris » Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:37 am

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Ok so its settled then...sack Coyle, bring in Shteve, sack Shteve, bring in Shven, sack Shven then bring in Peter Reid and tell him if he doesnt keep us up then he's sHacked :)
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:39 am

Dammit that was so amateurish to miss that out :D
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by Prufrock » Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:10 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Ok so its settled then...sack Coyle, bring in Shteve, sack Shteve, bring in Shven, sack Shven then bring in Peter Reid and tell him if he doesnt keep us up then he's sacked :)
Then sack him.
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:19 pm

Peter Reid shagged my grandma.
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:45 pm

Today?
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:22 am

Fckin hope not. She's been dead five years.
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by Worthy4England » Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:29 am

CrazyHorse wrote:Fckin hope not. She's been dead five years.
Now you've fcuking done it. Someone will be on defending their right to have consensual sex if they want to...
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by thebish » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:42 pm

bastard wank bastard wank bastard wank bastard wank titty titty arse-wipe bottoms willy balls knob.
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:46 pm

Should never have sold Ali. Should never have sold Matty. tut tut
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:51 pm

thebish wrote:bastard wank bastard wank bastard wank bastard wank titty titty arse-wipe bottoms willy balls knob.
Didn't know men of the cloth used words like that?
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by thebish » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:55 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
thebish wrote:bastard wank bastard wank bastard wank bastard wank titty titty arse-wipe bottoms willy balls knob.
Didn't know men of the cloth used words like that?
only when provoked! :wink:
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:06 pm

thebish wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
thebish wrote:bastard wank bastard wank bastard wank bastard wank titty titty arse-wipe bottoms willy balls knob.
Didn't know men of the cloth used words like that?
only when provoked! :wink:
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by wanderers_on_tour » Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:09 pm

Zat Knight :pray:
Jussi :pray: :pray:



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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by Little Green Man » Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:18 pm

thebish wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Shteve Mclaren might be free soon.
yay!! sack Coyle - bring in Souness.... sack Souness - bring in Shteve.... shack Shteve - bring in Shven! job's a good 'un!
Shouness is free, sho is Shteve now, we jusht need Shven to shuccumb to the shack and you might be bob on!
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by Wandering Willy » Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:38 pm

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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by Prufrock » Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:13 pm

:lmfao:
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by Prufrock » Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:14 pm

Went into the pub I work in this afternoon and the two daft bastards behind the bar have each put a quid on us finishing top 6!
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by Wandering Willy » Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:50 pm

Must have got some large odds on that bet.
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by Prufrock » Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:47 pm

50/1, which tbh, isn't long enough!
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by Wandering Willy » Sat Sep 15, 2012 5:25 pm

4 points from the top.

Blackburn are top.

We'll take 6 points off them this season.

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