bolton chants

[The Axman]

How about (to the tune of the Ting Tings "That's Not My Name")

They say y'must score
They say pass the ball
They say don’t draw
They say no blame

That’s not our game!
That’s not our game!
That’s not our game!
That’s not our game!

[Annoyed Grunt]

You should stick to playing with your chopper.

[Dartisan]

Haha, I actually quite like that Ting Tings idea (...though I don't think we'll be using it on The Men In White any time soon).

[The Axman]

As promised on the Sconny Botland thread: having been to a match at Inverness Caledonian Thistle I heard a couple of bursts of a chant that I found quite amusing. it apparently has its origins in a famous victory over Celtic and the following day's sports headline in the local paper was "Super Cali Went Ballistic. Celtic Were Atrocious".

So how about adapting it so that, for instance when Ivan scores, it's sung (to the tune of Supercalifragalisticexpealidocious):
Super Klasnic is Ballistic [*team] Atrocious

e.g.:
Super Klasnic is ballistic, Potters are atrocious.
or
Super Klasnic is ballistic, West Brom are atrocious.
or
Super Klasnic is ballistic, Everton atrocious.
etc. etc.

[Andy Waller]

Haha, I actually quite like that Ting Tings idea (...though I don't think we'll be using it on The Men In White any time soon).

Bet Bernie Taupin is shitting himself.

[Andy Waller]

"If yer can't talk proper, shut yer gobs" is a personal favourite.