Tuesday night with Venkys

[TANGODANCER]

Davo sounding lively enough so far. Dingles go again and keep some possesion but Dawson clears well. Kamara figuring then Knight watches one out after being put under a bit of pressure from Lonergan. Here, there, back and forward...Kamara linking well so far and all still frantic...Attack from us that sounded decent cleared away. Too much conversation from the commentators, come on lads, get on the game. Davo lays it off for Pratley but they get us offside.

[Bijou Bob]

He must be reading this as he's started a commentary!

[TANGODANCER]

Bit of fast action (I rolled a cig in twenty seconds) then we have some useful passing before their keeper beats away a fierce shot from Kamara. Bolton keeping the pressure on but a goal kick results. Ref getting some dodgy comments for his decisions.

[Sponge]

Bit of fast action (I rolled a cig in twenty seconds) then we have some useful passing before their keeper beats away a fierce shot from Kamara. Bolton keeping the pressure on but a goal kick results. Ref getting some dodgy comments for his decisions.

Thought you'd quit.

[TANGODANCER]

Blackburn attack quickly and Knight has to send it out for a corner. No one-sided encounter this, corner cleared and Kamara getting a bit of good comment as is Pratley. Our throw as Dougie "goes for a sit down" . Whites playing "narrow" according to the air-waves. Best efforts seem to be from us and Lonergan only had once punch-out. Ricketts puts a good ball in and appeals for a penalty go nowhere.

[TANGODANCER]

Bit of fast action (I rolled a cig in twenty seconds) then we have some useful passing before their keeper beats away a fierce shot from Kamara. Bolton keeping the pressure on but a goal kick results. Ref getting some dodgy comments for his decisions.

Thought you'd quit.

I'm a Bolton supporter.

[TKIZ!]

This is like the scene in Jaws were Chief Brody is chumming the water, the tension is blooming killing me

[Sponge]

Bit of fast action (I rolled a cig in twenty seconds) then we have some useful passing before their keeper beats away a fierce shot from Kamara. Bolton keeping the pressure on but a goal kick results. Ref getting some dodgy comments for his decisions.

Thought you'd quit.

I'm a Bolton supporter.

You have my complete understanding.

[Porrohman]

This is like the scene in Jaws were Chief Brody is chumming the water, the tension is blooming killing me

Where gonna need a bigger boat?

[TANGODANCER]

More controversy on decisions and the fans not happy about it. A goal about now for us would be handy. Ref's abit of a twonk as Blackburn cross gets cleared by Spearing. Blackburn win another corner off Dawson. Pedersen...? Davo clears and.....another penalty appal gets turned down as N'gog goes down in their box. Dingles again and they win yet another corner.
And...."nobody marking the posts" but Lonergan clears to Kamara. Here we go again but it results in a throw.

[TKIZ!]

Ref having a mare by the sound of it, no doubt the slightest touch to one of the Dingle players and the ref is going to give something

[Lost Leopard Spot]

(It's 0v0 in the greatest match on the planet at half time for all those deliberately not watching it. My missus is keeping me up to date. I've just told her to turn the noise of the adverts down, but if the Pony comes on, to call me).

[TANGODANCER]

More appeals for whatever, but we get a corner. Spearing and.....it's cleared away but we get a free on the centre line. In it goes and...ANOTHER appeal for a penalty on Davo but nowt given. Pratley sets us off again and wins a throw. Ten to go for Part 1 as we get forward again and Spearing hammers one in. Keeper collects.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Come ON you feckin White Men... this is Jackburn after all's said and done!

[TKIZ!]

Rob whatshisface on SSN is not doing it any justice. Tango should be on Sky for me

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Tension headache. Tango for Sky!

[TANGODANCER]

Pratley getting god comment, as is Ricketts. Commentator's voice almost rose a notch then.
Groans all round and then we win a corner to cheers. Davo almost sets up N'gog but the ball doesn't fall kindly. Davo crunches a Dingle then they come again and the ref gives another fictitious foul. This man's annoying now. Dingles attack and Lonergan gets a touch onto a cracking cross. Corner cleared then more raised voices at the ref. "Bolton been the better team" then Davo heads one wide after an Alonso cross.

[TKIZ!]

According to Twitter Dingles have just hit the bar!

[mrkint]

LLS, you've just missed the pony advert on ITV.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Sorry, got called away, the Pony was on. It was only half the advert though, as they didn't show the nearly backing off the cliff bit - tw*ts.
Anyway, where were we?