The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by plymouth wanderer » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:30 pm

To score goals. But by the looks of it he doesn't do that that regularly
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by TKIZ! » Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:06 pm

Can also play in midfield, was released by Everton even though he was supposedly one of their brighter youngsters and Oldham picked him up
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by TKIZ! » Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:17 pm

Maybe we could try for Leroy Lita on loan? :)
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by mcflykyle182 » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:01 pm

I thought Baxter was all but confirmed at Sheff Utd?
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:09 pm

TKIZ! wrote:Maybe we could try for Leroy Lita on loan? :)

:lol:

Theres a blast from the past!

"He's been seen at the training ground, £7m nailed on".

"We must sign him or we'll all die in a giant tsunami".

And suchlike.
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by Worthy4England » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:13 pm

bobo the clown wrote:What on God's Earth would we be wanting yet another striker for ?
:conf: To hold the ball up, up front, run into gaps and stretch the defence, so all our other strikers can bag hatfuls, silly.

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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:15 pm

Baxter has talent but is a cock by most reports.

After that long haired wanker from palace kicked off about Bostock (who?) Iirc tribunals award smallish sums plus sell-on %s
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:16 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:What on God's Earth would we be wanting yet another striker for ?
:conf: To hold the ball up, up front, run into gaps and stretch the defence, so all our other strikers can bag hatfuls, silly.
Don't be daft, we don't need someone who actually scores, we need them as have a good touch and only get injured when we're losing.
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by Wandering Willy » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:29 pm

Prufrock wrote:
Don't be daft, we don't need someone who actually scores, we need them to have no touch whatsoever and never get injured because he's too slow so we can call him a legend.
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:58 pm

Ha! I wondered where you've been?

Davo isn't a legend because of the periods where he couldn't run.

He was still scoring more than the other useless f*ckers at the start of last year. Then he wasn't, and rightly wasn't playing!
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:00 pm

And, to be clear, you absolutely can find place for a non-scoring striker, as long as he contributes massively, and others score. Four top-8 finishes taught us that. Sooner or later, though, someone does need to score.

That wasn't often Davo, granted :D.
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by thebish » Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:01 pm

relax everyone - unless someone has left - we can't be signing him - remember??

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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by Tombwfc » Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:50 pm

Nobody mentioned Marlon King yet? 29 goals in 67 Championship apps for Birmingham, now on a free.

Granted, he's 33 and a convicted sex offender...

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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by Bijou Bob » Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:56 pm

If king turns up here, i'll never attend a match again. End of.
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:09 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:If king turns up here, i'll never attend a match again. End of.
Many said the same of Diouf.
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by plymouth wanderer » Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:53 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:If king turns up here, i'll never attend a match again. End of.
Many said the same of Diouf.

Diouf was a rouge


King is just a cvnt!!
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by ChrisC » Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:13 am

All I have heard today up now is we are trying to sort a deal to move someone out on loan and replace with better.

Hopefully that is Mills out and Dawson in.

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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by LeverEnd » Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:33 am

I couldn't stand watching Diouf play for us and still think he's a wanker. King is on a whole different level. Scum of the earth.
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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by irie Cee Bee » Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:44 am

TKIZ! wrote:News on one of the less reputable twitter feeds is that we've bid £650k for Jose Baxter
Wikki claims Sheffield United got him.

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Re: The "Nothing to see here"Transfer thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:17 am

ChrisC wrote:Hall tribunal today so lets hope we don't have to pay fortunes for him and we might be able to spend a few more pennies.
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